Chapter 63: G&W and Dr. Mario's Explosive Battle!
Crocodile and Gennai are walking through a hallway that leads deep underground. All of a sudden, two large statues in front of them transform into Devidramon! "Intruders begone!" roar the two Devidramon.
"Try and make me," says Crocodile.
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Dr. Mario and G&W are standing face to face with Mr. 5 and Ms. Valentine. "Boss gave us a second chance, and we will not fail him," says Mr. 5.
"It's payback time! Yahahahahaha!" laughs Ms. Valentine.
G&W whispers into Dr. Mario's ear. "Psst! What plan do you have?"
"I don't know," replies Dr. Mario. "It's hard to think of one right now. All we can do is…"
"I'm attacking now, whether you're ready or not!" says Mr. 5. "Nose Fancy!" He flicks a booger at them, so they quickly hop in different directions to avoid the exploding booger.
KABOOM!
"That was close!" says Dr. Mario, but then he sees the shadow beneath him enlarging, so he looks up and sees someone falling down.
"10,000 Kilogram Press!" shouts Ms. Valentine as she drops down very fast. Dr. Mario jumped aside just in time to avoid getting squashed. "Missed!"
Mr. 5 digs out five boogers and places them on the five tips of his finger, and he flicks them one by one at G&W.
The stick man avoids one. "You're disgusting!" And then avoids the second one. "You heard me!" And then the third one, then the fourth, and finally the fifth.
"I can't believe I missed all of the shots!" says Mr. 5 angrily.
"I wouldn't want to be near this guy when he sneezes…" says G&W, and then he takes out the Fly Swatter and runs towards Mr. 5. "It's my turn! HIYA!"
Mr. 5 pulls out a gun and blows air into its bullet chamber. When G&W is about to hit him, he fires an air bullet into his face.
BANG!"
G&W is blasted into a stone pillar.
PANG!
And he falls to the ground. "Doh…"
Dr. Mario is horrified to see G&W knocked out. "Oh no! Game!"
"Look out below!" shouts Ms. Valentine as she drops down to squash Dr. Mario, but he got away again in time. "Darn it! Can't you stand still!" She keeps on jumping after Dr. Mario, trying to crush him.
"Don't come after me!" screams Dr. Mario as he escapes.
"10,000 kg Body Slam!" Ms. Valentine spreads out her arms and legs and tosses herself at Dr. Mario. Though she missed him when she slammed down, she is able to grab his legs. "Gotcha!"
"Let me go!"
G&W gets back up again. "Ow… That was painful…"
"So you're still alive…" says Mr. 5. "You not weak like I thought after all." He points his gun at the stick man and fires an air bullet again. G&W quickly pulls out an empty bucket and catches the air bullet. "What! The bullet did not explode inside the bucket?" Mr. 5 fires two more shots, and G&W caught them both also.
"Take it back!" G&W dumps the contents inside back to Mr. 5.
KABOOOM!
"Yes! I did it!"
But to his surprise, Mr. 5 steps out of the explosion unharmed! "My body not only can explode, but it also makes me immune to explosions. Your attempt to counterattack me is futile.
"What do I do…?"
Ms. Valentine pins Dr. Mario's face onto the sand and whacks the back of his head over and over with her umbrella. "Take this! Eat dust!"
"Leff go ov me!" cries Dr. Mario, trying to speak with his face in the sand.
G&W turns to Dr. Mario. "I must help him first!" And he runs towards him.
"I won't let you!" says Mr. 5 as he fires more air bullets at him. G&W runs as fast as he can, trying to avoid the barrage of shots. But unfortunately, he trips on a brick and falls to the ground, and the shot hits him and explodes.
BLAM!
"AHHHHHH!"
"Good, you should be dead this time."
"Your friend is going to afterlife now!" says Ms. Valentine. "It will be nice for you to join him along, isn't it?" She sits on Dr. Mario's back and slowly increases her weight. "100 kg, 150, 200, 250…"
As the weight increases, the more force is placed on Dr. Mario's back, and it is slowly crushing him. "Ah… Help… me…" He secretly reaches his hand into his pocket and takes out a needle, and then stabs it as hard as he can into Ms. Valentine's behind.
"YEOUCH!" she screams as she jumps off the doctor, who then rolls aside quickly. "How dare you hurt my lovely body!"
Dr. Mario runs to the burned up G&W." Game! Are you all right?"
"This isn't heaven, is it…?" mumbles G&W in response.
"Now the two of you should die!" says Mr. 5. He fires his gun at them again. Dr. Mario grabs G&W by the hand and makes a run for it to avoid the air bullets. He keeps on running around this area in circles. Mr. 5 keeps on firing and firing, but none of them scored a hit. "Dang! Can't you stay still!"
"It's you who can't aim well!" Dr. Mario shouts at him. "You should have an eye checkup!"
Mr. 5 pulls the trigger again, but there are no more bullets. Dr. Mario takes out some large medicine pills and hurls it at him. It bops him in the face and the body and knocks him to the ground. "Ow!"
"Those pills are good for your eyes, so eat them," says Dr. Mario, and then he notices someone coming down from above him.
"10,000 kg Press!" yells Ms. Valentine as she drops towards Dr. Mario.
"I'm not going to run from that again! Super Jump Punch!" Dr. Mario performs a jumping uppercut and hits Ms. Valentine in the bottom and knocks her aside onto the ground.
"Ouch! You dare hit a beautiful lady like me!" she cries.
Dr. Mario proceeds to grab her by the neck, and using small devices hidden in his gloves, he shouts, "Shock Therapy!" Electricity emits from his glove and surges into her body, shocking her.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Mr. 5 gets up and says, "Let go of Ms. Valentine right now! I'm going to kill you with my exploding punch!" He pulls up his sleeve, clenches his fist, and runs towards them. "Get ready to explode!"
G&W takes out a small black ball and hurls it onto the ground, and it releases lots of smoke.
"Ack! Smoke bomb!" cries Mr. 5. "Now I can't see! It's just like in Congo Bongo! I'm not going to get defeated this way again!" He sees a shape of a person in front of him. "Aha! I found you! Exploding Punch!" He swings his fist forward and punches the person.
BANG!
Ms. Valentine flies out of the smoke and into the sky. "AHHHHH!"
Mr. 5 gasps in shock at the mistake he made. "Oh no! I hit the wrong person!" She falls back towards the ground with a hard thud. "Oh no… Curse you Smashers! You will surely pay for this!" He looks around for the Smashers and sees Dr. Mario. "You!"
"It's your fault that you hit your own partner," says Dr. Mario. "It has nothing to do with me."
"I'll get you!" He charges at Dr. Mario and throws a punch, but Dr. Mario avoids it and whacks him back with a stethoscope. "Ow!"
While they both are fighting, G&W is standing at the side trying to read out the line that is required to activate the 2nd Level Weapon. When he finally did it, his Fly Swatter changes into an electrical fly swatter! "Now let me try my new weapon on you!" He runs towards Mr. 5 and swings the fly swatter into his face.
"ZAAAAAAAAA!" screams Mr. 5 as the electricity of the fly swatter zaps his face and his entire body.
G&W pulls back the fly swatter and swings it at him again, much harder this time.
WHACK!
Mr. 5 is send flying into the sky and he soon falls back down with a thud.
THUD!
"We did it!" exclaims Dr. Mario.
"Right, we did…" says G&W.
"Let me heal us both using the Heal Staff." Dr. Mario raises the Heal Staff and lets it emit a glowing light to heal them both.
"I feel much better! Thanks! Now let's hit the switch."
So they go to the switch and wind it.
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Back at the large door, the third lock is unlocked.
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"I bet that did the trick," says Dr. Mario.
"Then let's return to the others," insists G&W, so they quickly leave this area, leaving the two defeated villains to lie their in the sun.
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Back underground…
The two Devidramon fall onto the floor and turns into dust. "That was no challenge at all," says Crocodile, wiping some dust off his large fur coat. "Okay, let's move on."
"There are more security and traps in there, Crocodile," Gennai tells him. "You cannot get the Armageddon!"
"What do you take me for? How many securities have I deactivated and gone through? Nothing can stop me from getting what I want!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
There won't be any updates around Jan. 1 to3 or 4, as I'm going on a faraway trip. Have patience waiting for me!