Heya! Seriously, I need ideas. I know some of u people out there reading this have good ideas, so please tell me! Don't forget to request your favorite anime characters! Anyone could be under Sora's bed! And for all of you out there who don't know that Squall and Leon are the same person... well, they're the same person! Enjoy!

Chapter 6: What's your middle name?

The Third District of Traverse Town was quiet on this particular day. People either were shopping in the Second District, or running errands in the First District. Plus, Squall…I mean Leon, and his friends were really the only ones living in the Third District.

BOOM! CRASH! AAAAHHH!

Leon jumped about 6 feet in the air.

"What in the seven hells was that?"

"Uggh, a little help here?" came a distressed voice from outside the doors of the third district.

Squall ran over from his usual thinking spot on the railing, and opened the door to let the visitor in.

He pulled open the gate, and in fell none other than…ANSEM! No, just kidding! It was …Cloud Strife!

"Oh. It's you." Leon said and opened the door a little wider to let the bruised man in.

"Ow. Some people here are so stereotypical! Just because I'm wearing some armor, and carrying a 5 foot sword, they think I'm a Communist invader, and that they can throw barrels at me!" Cloud complained.

"Whatever." Leon obviously wasn't very fond of Cloud.

"Stupid Final Fantasy 7 people..." he mumbled to himself.

"What was that?" Cloud said now face to face with Leon.

"Grrrrr…"

"Hey, guys!" Yuffie cried cheerfully.

"Hey Yuffie!" Cloud waved and walked over to the girl ninja. "Did ya' buy that new shuriken?"

"No. It was too expensive." She answered.

Leon was now getting jealous.

"Hey peeplz!" Aerith called to her friends. "Oh. It's Cloud." She commented, obviously unhappy about their visitor. She joined Leon on the other side of the stairs, away from Cloud.

"Hey, Aeris!" Cloud had just noticed her. "Howzit going ?"

"My name is Aerith, now," she said coldly.

"Okay. I see you've teamed up with Squall."

"My name is Leon." Leon retorted.

"Geez, is everybody changing their names these days?" Cloud questioned and scratched his head. "So, howzit going in FF8 world?"

"My home is Hollow Bastion, well, at least it used to be," Squall said with his head down, not looking Cloud in the eyes.

"Aerith, are you okay? You're acting a little off. I think I'm sensing some PMS," Cloud commented.

Aerith had had it. She jumped up and stomped over to Cloud. "Cloud Francis Strife! Are you telling me you forgot about what you caused to happed to me!"

"Huh? My middle name isn't Francis." Cloud answered confused.

"Oh. But it does sound familiar…don't you change the subject!" She stabbed an accusing finger toward the frightened man.

"Oooh. You mean the whole thing with Sephiroth…and the sword…and the lake..." Cloud said gesturing with his hands.

"YES! Because of YOU, SEPHIROTH stabbed ME in the BACK! And then YOU put ME in a LAKE!" Aerith was now outraged.

"PMS," Cloud leaned over and whispered to Squall. "By the way, who's middle name is Francis?"

"Ahem…um…uh, that would be me," Leon said very quietly.

"Hahaha! Francis!" Yuffie was laughing so hard she was crying. "Squall Francis Leonhart! What kind of name is that! Hahahaha!"

"Yuffie…"Leon said with an evil grin.

"No! You wouldn't!" Yuffie's expression changed dramatically.

"Oh, I would."

"I'm not following," Cloud said to Aerith.

"Me neither."

Yuffie couldn't suppress her laughter any longer. "Tch…Hahahahaha! Francis! Haha-"

"Yuffie Beatrice!" Leon yelled.

Yuffie stopped laughing. "Well…Cloud Bernard!"

Cloud's face turned grim. " Aerith Doris!"

"Hey!" Aerith yelled. "I have no one to make fun of!"

"My middle name's Tom."

"Thanks," Cloud said sarcastically. "That makes us feel a whole lot better, Sephiro- SEPHIROTH!"

"SEPHIROTH!" Everybody else screamed simutaniously.

"You guys are really slow. I've been sitting here for the past ten minutes, watching you guy's fight! People would pay to see this!" Sephiroth laughed.

"You asshole…" Aerith's face turned bright red. "I gonna kill…"

"Hey! Aerith, calm down." Squall said and grabbed her arm and held her back.

"Why are you here, anyway?" Cloud asked suspiciously.

"Oh. I came to burn down Traverse Town."

"WHAT!"

"You heard me. Since I burned that other town in Final Fantasy 7 world, they would know it was me if I did it again!" Sephiroth said.

"But why Traverse? Why not Wonderland, or Agrabah?" Leon whined.

"Because, it's the only real town."

"What about Halloween Town?"

"Too creepy."

"How about…New York?" Yuffie asked hoefully.

"Nah, to city-ish."

"Why here? You could have easily burned down another town!" Aerith exclaimed.

"Well, you were all living here." Sephiroth said. "And I wanted to get revenge on Cloud."

"Huh? What did I do?" Cloud asked defensively.

"Cloud Francis Strife! Are you telling me that you forgot..." Sephiroth started.

"MY MIDDLE NAME ISN'T FRANCIS!" Cloud was now really pissed off.

They all started yelling.

"Will you conflabbed kids stop your screamin'!" and old man yelled out of his window.

"Why don't you!" Yuffie screamed back.

"Damn kids! Have no manners nowadays.." the old man mumbled.

"Well, I've got a town to burn!" Sephiroth said and walked away.

Will Leon, Cloud, Yuffie, and Aerith ever be able to stop Sephiroth? Why does everyone keep calling Cloud, Francis? Why do my feet smell? To find out, keep reading… The Abyss!

Yadaya..i don't own kh…blah blah. Okay. Watch out for chapter 7! And no offense to people with the names Francis, Beatrice, Doris, or Bernard. So please review!