Heya! Chapter 7! Woohoo, woo hoo! I still need ideas, (thanks, tolea!) and I only got one anime request. So don't forget to send me requests! Thanks! Peace out.

Disclaimer: blah blah blah. U all know I don't own kh, or square, but I wish I did and if I discuss this any further I will burst into tears and start plotting my attempt to buy Square Enix. I also don't own any of the anime characters is this chap and if I told u who they were I would give the story away.

Chapter 7: Sit, boy!

"Are you sure you know where you're going, Kairi? Let me see the map. Is it upside down? I think it's upside down. I think we're lost. Which way is north? I think we should head north. Or maybe south. I have to piss. Do you know…?"

"Sora!" Kairi screamed. "Will you shut up and chill out! I do know where we're going, and how can we be lost anyway? We're in the middle of the park!"

"Chillax. She has a point, Sora," Riku agreed. She did, too. The three teens were in the center of Konoha City Park. And Sora was convinced they were lost.

"Get away from me!" a far-off sounding voice yelled.

"What was that?" Kairi asked and turned in a circle trying to hear where the sound came from.

"Come back!"

"Did you guys hear that, too? Or am I just crazy?" Sora asked.

"I think he's crazy," Riku muttered to Kairi, and she just chuckled.

Sora ran over to a cluster of bushes, and pushed his way through. Beyond the brush, there was a large clearing. Sitting in a tree near the edge was a young man in a red robe, and a girl in a Japanese school uniform jumping up and down.

"Get down here right now!" the girl screamed.

"Bug off, you useless little wench!" the young man screamed.

"Hey, are you guys okay? I can hear you screaming from the other side of the park!" Sora said to the two people buy the tree.

"What do you want?" The girl yelled at Sora.

The boy jumped down from his spot in the tree. "Whatever happened…it was all Kagome's fault!" he yelled and pointed at the girl.

"Hah! I gotcha!" she yelled and lunged at the young man.

"Uh-uh-uuuhh!" he said with an evil grin and jumped back up in the tree.

"Don't make me…" the girl said in a threatening voice.

"Don't you dare!"

"…Inuyasha! Sit, boy!" the girl yelled at the man.

"Aaaarrgh!" The beads around his neck seemed to react to what she said, and the young man fell face-first into the ground, pulled by the necklace.

Sora and Riku couldn't help themselves, and fell to ground with laughter.

Kairi glared at the two boys rolling around on the ground clutching their stomachs. "You are sooo immature."

Meanwhile, the girl, who Kairi guessed was Kagome, according to the man's accusation, and the man, who was called Inuyasha, were arguing again.

Sora regained self-control and stood up and wiped the tears from his eyes. "I think we should leave you two lovebirds alone." He said and turned on his heel.

"WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!" Kagome and Inuyasha screamed simultaneously.

"Ooookay. Whatever you say," Riku said sarcastically and followed Sora.

"It is kinda obvious," Kairi commented. "By the way you two were at each other's throats arguing…."

"I'da thunk you'd wanna be sticking something else down each others throat," Sora interrupted with a laugh. Riku was facing with his back towards them hugging himself, pretending to make out with an imaginary person.

"EeEeWwWwW!" Inuyasha, Kagome, and Kairi screamed at once.

"You two are so perverted!" Kairi screamed. "Ew! Riku! You're such a fag!"

The group of kids walked out of the clearing leaving Inu and Kagome's screams in the background.

"An not!" Riku defended. "I had a girlfriend in seventh grade!"

"And it turned out 'she' was a boy!" Sora laughed. "Man-lady!"

"Hey Riku, you said you had a girlfriend in seventh grade. That was like, three years ago!" Kairi exclaimed.

"Nu-uh. The game was made in 2002, and now it's 2005, so that means…"Riku thought out loud.

"I was 14 when the game was made, and Sora was too. You were fifteen..." Kairi scratched her head.

"Add the number of years between '02 and '05, that means," Sora said. "…I'm 42!"

"What! Sora! Can you even add?" Kairi yelled. "You were like, 25 off."

"You're right, I miss-calculated…57!" He screamed.

"No!" Riku was fed up." You're a fricking retard! You're seventeen, and I'm eighteen."

"Hah! You haven't had a girlfriend in six years!" Kairi laughed and Sora started rolling around on the ground with tears in his eyes.

"What about Kairi!" Riku said with an evil grin.

"What about Kairi?" Sora immediately stopped laughing and stood defensively in front of Kairi.

"Um, Sor, there's something you should know…"

"I dated Kairi for seven months!" Riku yelled.

"WhAaAat! And you never told me!"

"No." Kairi said. "It wasn't seven months…"

"Good." Sora sighed with relief.

"It was six months, three weeks, two days, and fifteen hours." She said quietly.

"WHAAAAT? You counted the hours!"

"Oh, Soraaa. You're still my little moogle-poo!" She said and embraced him in a hug.

"Ew. Go get a room." Riku grimaced and turned away.

"Fine!" Sora yelled, really peeved. "We will get a room!"

"Ew!" Kairi squealed and pushed Sora away.

"But it won't be as nice as the one Kairi and I stayed in," Riku grinned evilly.

"OH MY GAWD! YOU TWO 'got a room'! I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST AN EXPRESION! KAIRI'S NOT A VIRG-" Sora exclaimed.

"Ew! Of course I am! I can't believe you would think that!" Kairi looked like she was going to puke and cry at the same time.

"Okay! Lets drop it before someone gets hurt!" Riku said and pushed away Sora who looked like he was going to strangle him.

After walking for about ten minutes, they reached a metal archway, signaling the exit/entrance of the park.

"We're alive!" Sora cried and hugged Riku.

"He gets over things fast," Riku muttered to Kairi and pushed Sora back.

"What's this?" Kairi was examining a wooden sign next to a swirling black vortex in mid-air.

:TO TRAVERSE TOWN

"Wait a sec!" Sora yelled, but was cut off as they were sucked in! Aarrrrgh!

Will Sora and company really get to Traverse Town? Will Sora ever learn to add? Is Cloud's middle name really Francis, or Bernard? Why did Riku date a boy? You won't find the answer to half of these in the next chapter, but read it anyway!

Whoa, I can write a lot in fifteen minutes. Read the next chapters! Why? Because I said so! And one day, I will own square, and you will be like "I wish I read her awesome fan fiction" and Ill be like, "Hah-hah! Too bad!" so just read it! lol