Yay! Chapter 8 includes my first anime/manga request! Inu was just in chapter 7 because I was bored. Lets see how much I can write in 10 minutes! Enjoy!
Disclaimer: do I really have to say it? I should just cut and paste from the other chaps…sigh fine! I don't own kh, or any of the anime characters in this chapter... yada-yada, u get the point, right?
Chapter 8: Girly-manOnce again, Sora had gotten himself sucked into a big black hole. But this time, it supposedly was taking him to Traverse Town.
"Helll-ooooo? Riku? Are you still there?"
"YES! I've been here the first 2 million times that you asked that question, too!" the boy yelled at his friend somewhere in the dark.
"Do you know when we're gonna stop falling?" Sora asked.
"NO!"
"I do. Right about…now!" Sora said just as he fell through a big hole in the sky, into the First District of Traverse Town. Riku landed on his feet, but Sora fell on his but and started to whimper, rolling around hugging and his stomach.
Riku glared at his 'special' friend in annoyance. "Get up, you pansy!"
"But…sniff my, t-tushie hurts!" Sora whimpered.
"Geez! It took you long enough!"
The two boys turned their attention to Kairi, who was leaning up against a small tree, making a necklace of thalassa shells. "Don't tell me you didn't see the elevator?" She laughed superiorly.
"WHAT! There was an ELEVATOR!" Riku exploded.
"Duh. Since I was the last one to jump into the hole, I took a minute to look around. No more than 3 feet away from the hole, was a teleporting elevator," Kairi explained.
Riku was about to kick Sora in the head, when he jumped up off the ground.
"I have an idea!" Sora exclaimed. "Lets g-" But he was cut off when Kairi tackled him.
"Sora! Watch out!" she screamed as a small pink creature just barely missed his head.
"What in the seven hells was that!"
A large group of shadows started to creep toward Sora. He whipped out Lionheart, and Kairi pulled out her sword. But the shadows suddenly changed direction, and started to chase Riku.
"Run for your lives!" The fat man standing buy the accessory shop screamed, and everybody ran for cover.
"Argh!" Riku yelled.
Sora spun around, to see the strange heartless take shape. They looked like shadow heartless, except they were hot pink, with curls of blond hair instead of antennas, and were carrying small bags.
"Eeew!" Sora screeched. "Girly heartless!" Kairi whacked him in the head.
The heartless now had totally engulfed poor Riku, and in a puff of pink smoke, he reappeared.
"Arghh! It burns!" Sora cried and covered his eyes.
Kairi just stared in shock.
A nearby moogle laughed itself unconscious.
Riku looked like a girl! He was wearing a tight sky-blue tank top, a bright orange skirt, and matching sparkly purple headband and sandals. He didn't look too happy.
Sora and Kairi turned to each other then joined the moogle in themselves into a coma.
"Shut up!" Riku cried. "It's not funny!"
"Haha-Yes it is!" Sora laughed.
Riku tore of his shirt in anger. Then he pulled out his keyblade and charged at the pinkish heartless. "Arrrgh!"
One by one, the heartless were terminated.
"Oooh!" Kairi squealed at Sora. "He took off his shirt! He's hot…"
"I know!" Sora giggled in a girlish tone. "He has like, a six pack!"
"Sora, that's just wrong…" Kairi backed away frightened.
By this time, Riku had obliterated all the heartless. He stomped over to Sora and grabbed his clothes that were in a pile next to them. He stomped toward the alleyway. "I'm changing my clothes," he grumbled angrily.
After a few minutes, Riku returned dressed in his normal attire.
"As I was saying," Sora continued. "We should go to my place."
"You have a house here?" Kairi asked confused.
"Nah. Its just a little room on top of the accessory shop." Sora explained and gestured for his friends to follow him toward the shop. They walked up the steps and stopped outside a wooden door.
"Behold!" Sora said dramatically and threw open the door. "My home away from home."
The Item Synthesis shop had been converted into what looked like a small motel room. And a really nice one, too. The walls were painted a dark blue, and a rug covered most of the hardwood floor. In one corner was a loft bed, and underneath it were a desk and a long dresser. Across the room was an entertainment system with a plasma-screen TV, a PS2, X-box 360, Gamecube, and Sega Dreamcast system. Along with every single game or DVD that you could imagine. In another corner was a small counter will a sink and stove-top oven, a microwave, and a fridge.
"Whoa," Riku replied, astounded. "This is even better than your room on the Destiny Islands."
"I know," Sora agreed and jumped into the red leather recliner conveniently placed right in front of the TV.
"What's that noise?" Kairi questioned and walked toward the closet. She opened the door and about 5 moogles fell out in a laughing pile.
"Uh, Sora? I think your moogle are drunk!" Kairi yelled across the room.
"Oh, I know. They get together and drink every Thursday night."
Kairi gave the strange creatures a shove back into the closet and locked the door, relieved.
"I think we're safe for now, Sor," She turned around to see Sora asleep in his chair and Riku was snoozing in the bed.
"Wait a minute, where do I sleep!"
The next day, Kairi woke up with a sore back. She nagged the boys until they reluctantly woke up and agreed to be dragged to the café. The small group sat down at one of the small tables. In a few minutes, a moogle wearing a bow tie came to take their order.
"I want a cup of black coffee," Riku mumbled sleepily.
"Decaf?" The moogle asked.
"No. Lots of caffeine," Riku replied and Sora and Kairi grimaced.
Sora got ordered an egg and cheese omelet with blueberries, maple syrup, ketchup, tomato sauce, and Caesar dressing. Now it was Riku's turn to make a face. Kairi didn't feel like eating anymore, after she heard the boy's orders. While they waited for their food, Sora amused himself by attempting to blow out the special moogle-made candles.
Riku sighed. "He has such a short attention span at the age of seventeen."
"Hey, I'm not 17, I'm 42!" Sora pouted and crossed his arms, and Kairi put her face in her hands and groaned.
"I didn't know you had such mature friends, Riku," a boys voice came from behind them.
Riku turned around. "Kenshin!" He exclaimed and gave the boy a high-five.
Sora and Kairi just stared, confused. Actually, Sora was still trying to blow out the candle.
"This is my friend, Kenshin, from summer camp." Riku explained.
"Yeah, the one with the schizophrenic counselor." Kenshin laughed.
"What kind of name is Camp 'Wagga-doogu Nikelchug?" Riku laughed at the name.
"No, it was Camp 'Hokey-pokey waddleduck.'" Kenshin corrected.
"Wait, I think it was camp 'Wunna-hocka luggie."
"Or maybe-"
"We don't care! I just want to eat my egg and cheese, blueberry, maple syrup, ketchup, and Caesar omelet in peace!" Sora cried.
"Ew." Everyone said simultaneously.
Yeah, this chap would've had more but if it did it'd be like 10 pages long so look out for chapter 9! Thanks for reading!