Woo! Chapter 10! In honor of my 10th chapter, I'm going to have a pizza party! Or hand out We Love Riku merchandise to all of my friends at school. Anyway, I just thought up a bunch of ideas, so thanks to all of you (Tolea) who gave me ideas! Plus don't forget to request your favorite manga or anime characters! And if you've seen any other new fan fictions where you can request anime characters, THEY STOLE MY IDEA! Grrr! So if u sees one, please tell me. Enjoy!

Chapter 10: Don't let him sing!

"NoOoOo!" Riku screamed in agony as Kairi dragged him toward the 'Flashing Bulb.'

"Chill out, Riku. I don't sing that badly," Sora said and pulled out a book of sheet music.

"Hmm, I think I'll sing 'Disco Hippie' first, then 'I'm a Little Tea Pot', and..."

"Watch out!" Kairi yelled just as Sora slammed into the wall right next to the door. "We're here!"

The smallish diner was packed with people, mostly drunk teenage girls. The man on stage singing karaoke had an awesome voice, but was being pelted with cookies that had the girls' phone numbers on them.

"Hey! That's Cloud!" Sora pointed to the guy on stage, which looked like he was going to collapse from fatigue.

Suddenly, a really tall man with long silver hair and sunglasses, who appeared to be (appeared, key word) the bouncer chased the crazy girls out.

Cloud jumped off stage and walked toward Riku, Sora, and Kairi. "Hey guys! This is awesome! They love me so much, I haven't left since last night!"

"Oooh! I wanna try!" Sora jumped on stage and took hold of the mike.

"NoOoOo! Take cover!" cried Riku as he dove under a table.

The music started to play.

"No, he isn't…"Kairi turned to Cloud with a frightened look on her face.

"Rubber ducky, you're the oooone, you make bath time so much fuuuuun. Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of yooouu, bo-bo bo-di-oh…"

"Oh. My. God." Cloud stared at the stage in awe. "What a retard. I'm surprised no one has gone up on stage and killed him yet."

When the song was over, everyone clapped and the next person went up on stage.

"Who is that? I can't see their face…" Kairi squinted at the woman on stage as she started to sing.

"At first I was afraid I was petrified, Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side. But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong, and I grew strong and I learned how to get along…"

"Wow! That's Aerith!" Cloud exclaimed. He was right, for once. Aerith was dancing around on stage having the time of her life.

"I will survive, I will survive! As long as I've got love to give I know I'll stay alive…"

"Whoa. She's better than you, Cloud." Sora commented.

"Shut up, rubber ducky boy," Cloud growled and punched Sora.

"She's awesome!" Riku finally came out from under the table.
"Ahem!" Cloud was upset that Aerith was getting all the attention. She finished singing, and walked over to Cloud.

"Well! That was fun!" She exclaimed. "We should come here more often!"

"Nooo!" Cloud, Yuffie, and Riku all yelled at the same time.

"Well, technically, you didn't survive," Yuffie pointed out.

"Zip it, ninja. You're ruining my moment," Aerith growled.

"I still want ramen," Sora whined and started to pout.

"Geez, are you still crying about that?" Riku sighed. "That was from, like, chapter 3!"

"Do they have ramen here? Why don't you just get pizza or something," Kairi suggested.

"I want ramen! Ramen-ramen-ramen-ramen-ramen-ramen-ra-"
"Okay! Chillax! We get it!" Yuffie complained and covered her ears.

" I always have this in case of an emergency," Riku pulled out if his pocket a small box of instant ramen. Sora tackled him then ran to the counter and demanded a cup of boiling water.

"Why do you want water, kid?" the bartender questioned.

Sora got mad and decided to have Cloud threaten her. "She won't give me water for my ramen!" Sora whined and dragged Cloud over to the bar.

"I just realized how wrong that sounded," Riku whispered to Kairi.

When Cloud got to the bar, he was speechless. The bartender was Tifa!

Dum-dum dum-dum

"T-tifa?" Cloud was surprised to see his childhood friend, and Aerith's rival.

"Cloud? Ohmigod! It's you!" Tifa exclaimed.

"Whoa, I'm lost," Sora scratched his head.

"Tifa is my friend from FF7." Cloud explained. "But I didn't know she worked in Traverse Town."

"We're in Ohio?" Sora questioned again.

"No! That's Traverse City."

"Oh."

"That kid asks a lot of questions," Tifa commented. "I see you're not with-"

She was cut off as Aerith walked over to Cloud. "What are you doing-WHAT! TIFA!" Aerith screamed.

"Heheh. Yeah, she kinda caught me by surprise, too." Cloud started to inch away. "If I were you, I'd leave. Fights between theses two can get per-itty nasty," he whispered to Sora. The 2 guys slowly snuck away while the girls created a scene. But then the drunken girls started to chase them again.

"Yuffie! Help! Throw your origami hearts or something!" Sora screamed at the girl ninja. "We're being chased by a mob of crazy fan girls!"

"Are they after Cloud?" Yuffie asked.

"No! They're chasing Sora! He sucked so badly they want to kill him for wasting valuable 'Strifey' time!" Cloud explained.

"Strifey time?" Aerith asked.

"Yeah. That's their nick name for me."

"RUUUUN!"

Cloud, Sora, Riku, Kairi, Aerith, and Yuffie ran all the way to the third district without stopping. When they got there, they met some unexpected guests.

"Heeeey! It's the FF 10 peoplz!"

Yuna, Rikku, and Paine were standing outside of the small house. They didn't look too happy, either. Especially Paine.

"Okay. Where's little shrimpy boy?" Paine started to search their group.

"Huh? Why?" Riku asked.

"Why! 'Cause i'm gonna give him some of this, and this," Rikku threatened and started to swing her fists.

"Oh" Sora crawled out from behind the flower pot where he was hiding. "It's them."

"Yes it's us! Now, why did we suddenly lose our dresspheres, then coincidentally see them for sale on eBay!" Yuna asked the boy. "By the username 'keyblade master 666'?"

"Oh, well...um, it's actually a funny story..." Sora stuttered.

The three girls continued to glare angrily at him.

"Spit it out!" Paine yelled, losing her patience.

Sora didnt notice that every one else was sneaking inside.

The girls lost their patience and chased Sora all around the third district. Suprisingly, he got away to the 2nd, and managed to lose them, which is pretty hard to do when there are 3 mad chicks chasing you. he jumped on top of the roof in the second districr and went through to hole back to the third. He made a mad dash for the house, lost his footing, fell of the roof and landed in the fountain, then fell backwards down the stairs, and ran right into the wall next to the door. By this time, he had plenty of bruises.

When Sora entered the Small house, he noticed no one was there. Except for a giant Behemoth from Hollow Bastion that wanted to kill him.

"HEEEELLLLPPP!"

Heheheh. I just realized how stupid i made Sora. Well, in the little booklet it even says that he's 'simple minded.' Ohoho. Boy is that true! he's dumb as a stump!

Sora: Aheeeeem!

Oh stop whining! You know it's true! Well, anyway, look out for chappie 11! giant cookie out!