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Chapter 14: There's no place like home!

"Guys! Are you there?" Sora called out into the darkness. Yes, once again, Sora and his friends had gotten themselves sucked into a black hole. They had no idea where they were going, how long it was going to take, and to top it all off, they could barely see or hear each other.

Riku lifted up his arm and pushed the button on his watch that turned on a small light so he could see the watch. The hands had stopped.

I guess when you're in a black hole, time stops, He thought to himself.

Suddenly, the hands on the clock started to spin wildly.

"Guys! Something's wrong with my watch!" Riku screamed. But his voice was drowned out by the strange whirring sound. He felt light-headed. He started to get dizzy, like he was spinning in speeding circles, like his watch hands. Then, he fainted.

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"I like cheese…" Sora mumbled, half awake. He felt like a truck hit him.

"Hey! You're finally back!"

Sora sat up, to see Wakka standing by the secret place, bouncing his blitzball.

"Heya, Wakka! What's up?" Sora sat up and tiredly rubbed his eyes.

"Oh, nothing much. Selphie's been chasing Tidus around the cove, trying to comb his hair, and Kyle was doing something in your room this morning.

"What!"

Kyle was Sora's younger brother. He was 11 years old, and at his annoying peak. Lately, he'd been trying to get into all of Sora's things, and bugged him about stupid stuff.

"Ya, I was heading for Tidus' house, and I saw him through the window digging under your bed," Wakka explained and spun the blitzball on his finger.

"I'm gonna kill him!" Sora growled.

"He's not here today, though. He left with your dad to go fishing in your cabin for the weekend."

"What? You just said you saw him in my room this morning." Sora asked glared suspiciously at Wakka.

"Oh, I, um, probably saw him the day before, then. On Friday. He left on Saturday and your parents said he wouldn't be back until, uh, Monday evening. That's because he said, um, he left for the weekend. The weekend being from Friday to Monday and…" Wakka stuttered.

"Yeah, I get the point." Sora said and stood up. "I'm gonna head home."

He headed across the beach to his shack.

"Hello? Is anybody here?" Sora stepped into the backroom, and nearly killed himself. He picked himself up off the floor, and slipped again. Since when did mom start waxing the floors? Carefully, he made his way into the kitchen. "Geez, I'm hungry. I guess traveling between dimensions really builds up and appetite." He strolled over to the cabinets and opened up the door, to see nothing but empty shelves! "Hey, where's all the food!" Panicking, he ran to the fridge, to find it empty, as was the pantry and all of the other cabinets normally packed to the brim with sugary cereal, potato chips and packs of instant Ramen.

"I'm going to starve!" Sora cried and flew threw the house. He ran down the hall into the living room. "Where is everybody?"

"Hey, Sora."

"Augh!" Caught by surprise, Sora spun around, to see none other than Cloud Strife sitting in a recliner, flipping through channels, and surrounded by piles and piles of food.

"Cloud, what are you doing here?" Sora scratched his head.

"Oh, your mom called me." He said between shoving handfuls of Doritos in his mouth. "Go check the answering machine, there are some messages for you."
Sora gave Cloud a suspicious look, then walked over to the answering machine on the kitchen counter.

You have 4 new messages. BEEEEEEEEEP- "Hi Sora, its mommy. We called to let you know that we went to the cabin at Lake WannaHakkaLugie for the weekend. When you get back from Loch Ness, make sure you take a shower and change your undies and brush you teeth. We'll see you in a few days. Buh-bye!" BEEEEEEEEEP-"Hey, Sora. It's Cloud. I got your message and I'll be over in like, half and hour. Wait, hold on…" (Sora hears the phone being set down on the table and Cloud talking to someone.) "Squall! How long is half of an hour…Okay, thanks- Wait I'm not an idiot! It's not my fault I failed cutting in kindergarten…dude, I'm on the phone! Could you not be so loud…"BEEEEEEEEEP-"Hi Sora, it's mommy again. I called to tell you I invited your friend from school, um, Claudius over. So play nice, no throwing things, and I don't want to find the refrigerator empty when I get home, okay? I love you, be a good boy!"-BEEEEEEEEEP- End of messages.

"Well, now I know that my family hasn't disappeared off the face of the earth." Sora said to Cloud, who was paying no attention to him, laughing and pointing at a clown on TV that fell off a building and into a swimming pool full of whipped cream.

"Idiot."

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"Hey, I wonder what happened to Sora?" Riku thought out loud. When they landed, they were all separated, and Riku had no idea where or when Sora and Kairi were. Then again, Kairi did earn all 13 editions of the Wilderness badges in girl scouts, and Sora could probably use the homing chip his mom implanted in his butt.

"Crap, it's so dark I can't even find my way home," Riku complained. This darkness reminded him about the night when Ansem came to their island and overtook it with…. Darkness. dum dum dum Suddenly, he felt an overwhelming urge to run home, screaming about darkness. But even the slightest hint that you were afraid of them, would send the She-Heartless' after you, and Riku didn't want to deal with that humiliation again.

(A/N: The She-Heartless' are from chapter 8 when Riku gets turned into a girl. If you haven't read it, you're missing something absolutely hilarious!)

All of a sudden, the wind picked up and started to make the palm trees sway, creating eerie shadows on the beach.

"RIIIIIKUUUU…"

"Huh! What was that!" Riku whirled around.

"IT IS MEEEE, AAANSEEEEM…"

"AUGH! THE DARKNESS IS BACK! IT'S GONNA GET MEEEEE!" Riku cried. He started running and screaming for his life, and ran into the cliff side, being knocked unconscious.

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"Let's watch a new show."

"Yeah, how about Teen Titans?"

"That's stupid! Let's watch Sailor Moon!"

"What?" Cloud cried. "Is that old-school anime even on anymore?"

"Yeah, on Anime Network." Sora explained and grabbed the remote.

"No! We're watching Teen Titans!" Cloud whined and threw a handful of Chips Ahoy at Sora.

"Teen Titans!"

"Sailor Moon!"

"Teen Titans!"

"Sailor Moon!" Sora got an idea. "Cloud," He said with a frightening grin. "But Sailor Moon has girls in short skirts."

"Ew! Pervert!" Cloud screamed and jumped up on the chair. He pointed at Sora and started bouncing up and down. "Pervert-pervert-pervert-pervert-pervert-pervert-pervert-pervert!"

"You are sooooo immature!" Sora crossed his arms and held his chin up high.

"Look who's talking, mister 'Wear clean undies'!" Cloud squealed and stuck out his tongue.

"Your so annoying! I'm going over Tidus' to play Super Smash Brothers Melee."

"Oh! I wanna come!" Cloud jumped up out of his chair. "But don't you have that game in your room?"

"I also have you in my room," Sora sighed and walked out the front door.

"Hahaha…wait, I don't get it."

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"Dude, is it just me, or did this island change?" Sora scratched his head. "And since when do birds hover in one place?"

"CUT! And that's a wrap!"

"Augh! What was that!" Sora whirled around.

Just then, about 15 guys wearing black hats and shirts embellished with the word 'Stage Crew' on the front walked onto the beach from a door in the cliff.

"What in the anime crap!"

(A/n: haha! That's my phrase! 'anime crap'. USE IT AND DIE)

They started to wheel away the trees and cliff sides like pieces of scenery. Two of the men started to pull a large rope, which rolled up the background, or 'ocean', like a curtain, revealing a studio with multiple dressing rooms, offices, and Ansem sitting in a directors chair writing on a clipboard. Kairi pointed to something on the paper, Ansem shook his head, crumpled it up and threw it away.

"Watch out, Kairi!" Sora drew out his weapon and charged at his former foe.

"No! Sora!" Kairi cried and waved her arms.

"Oh my gosh!" Ansem yelled and fell backwards in the chair.

"What's going on here? Let Kairi go!" Sora continued to swing his Keyblade at the man cowering in a fetal position in a corner of the room.

"Sora, stop! He's just directing a movie!" Kairi cried and whacked him on the head.

"Huh? Then how come I didn't know about it?" Sora looked confused.

"Well, we knew you wouldn't go for it, so we just…didn't tell you." Ansem shrugged.

"I'm the star of my own movie and I didn't know?" Sora cried. "And my worst enemy is the director?"

"Basically," Riku answered and set down a box of donuts on the table. "Who wants donuts?"

"Argh!" Sora screamed, caught by surprise, and swung his Keyblade behind him, sending Riku and the box of donuts flying.

"Oh no! You smushed the Boston cream!" Riku yelled and covered his face with his hands.

"Oops…that's gonna leave an ultra bruise," Sora scratched his in embarrassed.

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"Hello, brother."

"What was that?" Sephiroth turned around, to see three dark shapes moving out of the shadows.

"Hello? Who's there!"

"Brother…" One of the people started to chant.

"Loz? Kadaj? Yazoo?" Sephiroth started to back away.

"One of us…one of us…one of us…"

"Stay away!" Sephiroth cried, and un-sheathed his unnecessarily long sword.

"ONE OF US…ONE OF US…"

"One of we…" Kadaj blurted accidentally.

"No! We've rehearsed this a million times!" Loz cried and flung his hands to his head.

"Actually, it was a million and three," Yazoo corrected.

"I know!"

"Never mind then."

"The children are gonna die anyway!" Kadaj stated.

"But if they're going to die, then why make a movie about it!" Yazoo cried. "Obviously Cloud saves them!"

A/N: this 'movie' and the clones (Loz, Yazoo, Kadaj) and the children are all from Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children.

"I quit!" Kadaj yelled.

"What?"

"I quit being…evil, or whatever it is that we do!" Kadaj stomped over to Sephiroth's side. "I'm going with Sephy."

"But he's evil too." Loz stated and crossed his arms in triumph.

"Oh…whatever! But you yelled at me." Kadaj frowned.

"And what are you going to do about it?" Loz smirked.

Sephy smirked. "One…"

"Don't you dare!" Loz stabbed and accusing finger at the other two.

"…Of…" Kadaj joined in.

"I said no!"

"…We."

"NOOO!" Loz cried and started to bash his head into the wall.

"Hahaha! Lunatic…" Yazoo laughed and pointed at his fellow clone.

"D'ya wanna help me burn Traverse Town?" Sephy asked Kadaj as they walked away.

"Sure………What's 'Traverse Town'?"

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And that's the end. Not of the story, of chappie 14. FINALLY! Advent Childrenhas been released!I've seena lotof the trailersand screens. Review! OR DIE!