Woot! I am back, to bring you the long awaited chapter 15. Sorry it took so long. I've been busy having no life. And I kinda forgot. ; Read on!

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom hearts or Squaresoft…yet. The key word is 'yet'. I still need that grenade launcher…

Chapter 15: The end?

"No! I will not stand for this!" Ansem cried and threw his clipboard across the room. "Their outfits must be Lavender; Not purple, not violet, LAVENDER!"

"Well, you know what?" Riku tossed the sewing supplies over his shoulder. "I don't give a crap! Because I quit!" The aggravated bishonen stormed out of the room.

"No you don't! 'Cause I'm firing you!" Ansem waved an angry fist.

"Just let it go." Kairi sighed. "He'll be back."

Riku had been making the costumes for Ansem's movie, and they weren't exactly getting along. At all. They were constantly at each other's necks, and everybody else was getting fed up.

"Hey," Sora tapped Ansem on the shoulder. "What's wrong with Wakka?"

He pointed to the other side of the room where some guy in a blue hat and a toolbox was poking at a strangely twitching and sparking Wakka with a screwdriver.

"Oh, that?" Ansem folded his arms across his chest. "He didn't like the roll I asked him to play."

"You mean himself?"

"Yeah. He said I didn't 'completely capture his creativeness and artistic abilities.'" Ansem scribbled something down on his clipboard.

"What?" Sora asked, confused.

"Exactly. So we replaced him with a creation that I like to call, 'Wakka-Bot'."

"It's a Wakka robot? That's just creepy." Sora looked back to where the mechanic was taking apart Wakka's face.

"That's exactly what my mother said."

Sora gave him an incredulous look before joining Kairi and Cloud in front of Leon's portable television, with a screen that was four inches wide.

"Watcha watching?" Sora peered over their shoulders.

"Shush!" Cloud flicked Sora's ear.

A commercial came on. "We're watching Sailor Moon." Kairi answered.

"That's a really small TV." Sora stated.

"Thanks. We hadn't noticed that." Kairi put her hands on her hips.

"Your welcome." Sora gave a goofy smile, not sensing her sarcasm.

"YO-YO-YO! Wat-up, home dawgs?"

Everybody turned to the doors, where Donald and Goofy had just entered.

"You did not just say that…" Leon sweat dropped.

"Yes I did." Donald stormed over to where Kairi and Cloud were completely engrossed in watching anime girls in really short skirts kiss ass on a ridiculously small television.

"These are mine!" He grabbed from them a bag of potato chips.

"Hey," Cloud pouted. "What are we supposed to eat now?"

Riku burst through the doors just after Donald and Goofy left.

"I have come bearing doughnuts!" He cried and held up a large box labeled Krispy Kreme.

"I thought you quit?" Squall asked.

"Yeah, I did. But I decided to bring you all doughnuts." Riku dropped the box just before Sora pounced on it. "I'm so kind hearted."

"Ooh! Did you get Boston Crème?" Ansem tried to get a good look at the pastries before Sora devoured them all.

"None for you!" Riku pushed him away. "Only my friends are allowed."

"You don't talk to the Sound Crew." Ansem motioned toward the group of men holding microphones and other sound equipment munching on doughnuts.

"Yes I do. Don't assume." Riku stated.

Sora glanced down at the watch on his wrist that he just recently noticed he had.

"We have to go, Kairi, Riku. I have to be home by seven."

"Sora, did you forget?" Kairi waved her hand. "This isn't really home. It's just the set."

"Of course I know." Sora laughed. "I meant to go back to the Destiny Islands."

"But we can't." Riku said. "Remember? We got sucked into that black hole under your bed. We don't know how to get home."

"I do."

There was a moment of complete silence. Even the construction crews and makeup artists stopped what they were doing.

"What…did…you…say?" Kairi asked slowly. "Did you just say…"

"You could have just asked." Sora shrugged his shoulders. "I didn't know you wanted to go home."

"OH MY GOD!" Riku cried. Immediately, he was at Sora's throat. He lifted up the shorter boy by his shirt collar until he was at eye level.

"You knew how to get home the whole time!"

"Yup."

"Dammit!" Riku yelled and shook Sora roughly. "You little bastard! I'm gonna kill you-"

"Riku! Down, boy!"

Riku fell silent with unconsciousness. Kairi lowered her cooking pot and helped Sora off of the ground.

"How do we get home?" She asked Sora as calmly as she could.

"Through that door." Sora pointed to a very average looking black door.

"There's a portal that leads back to my room."

They each put one of Riku's limp arms on their shoulders, and drug him to the entrance of the black hole.

"Goodbye, everybody!"

They all waved farewell to their friends and memories that would last them a lifetime. And that would give them a good four months of teasing.

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The three of them jumped out of the void into Sora's room. By this time Riku had regained consciousness.

"So, it's all over, huh?" Riku sighed happily.

"Yup." Sora nodded.

"Well, what do we do now?" Kairi asked.

"Let's eat some ramen!" Sora exclaimed and ran into the kitchen.

"What! Who are you?"

Kairi and Riku followed him into the small eat-in kitchen, where four silver-haired men were slurping large bowls of ramen.

"That's my ramen!" He cried and lunged at Loz, who lifted the bowl just out of his reach.

"Why are you guys here?" Riku asked.

"We were trying to get to Traverse Town." Sephiroth started.

"But we got lost." Yazoo added.

"So we decided to stop by to say hello. When you weren't here, we decided to eat your ramen." Loz finished and slurped another clump of noodles.

"How did you guys know where I live?" Sora demanded.

"I don't know…" Sephiroth scratched his head.

"SORA! Sasquatch is hungry!" A voice came from upstairs.

"Okay!" Sora yelled back. He opened the fridge and pulled out an insanely large piece of raw meat. "I'm coming!"

Kairi and Riku exchanged bewildered looks as they followed him up the stairs. When Sora reached his room, his little brother was standing beside an open closet door, with a large swirling void inside.

"What the…"

Sora hurled the huge piece of raw steak into it and closed the door after receiving a satisfied roar.

"So…Sasquatch is in your closet, and Nessie is under your bed?" Kairi gave Sora an incredulous look.

"Yup." He turned to his little brother. "Why were you in my room, anyway?"

"I was trying to do my homework," Kyle started. "And I couldn't finish my long division with him roaring."

"Meh! Long division is nothing compared to solving quadratic equations with multiple variables!" Riku scoffed.

Kyle raised an eyebrow. "I have no idea what you just said."

"Neither did I." Sora turned and headed for the stairs. "Let's go see if there's still some ramen left."
Kairi and Riku followed him.

"You coming?" Riku stuck his head back in.

"Yeah," Kyle studied the closet door. "I'll be right there…"

After a few seconds, he checked to make sure they were all downstairs. Then, ever so slowly, he opened the closet door…

THE END