"HATE!" The letters H, A, T, and E shot out from Hater's opened mouth and fly towards Falco and Ness. The duo quickly jump aside to avoid it and the word hits the wall and explodes, but leaves behind no scratch mark or hole.
"HATE!" Hater shot out another word at them, and once again, they avoided it.
"This guy is getting up my nerves!" says Falco. "All he says is hate!" He whips out his Atomic Gun and levels it up to its 2nd form, which is a bazooka that he places on his shoulder. He fires a large energy shot at Hater, who also shot out another hate-word. Both the projectiles hit each other and explode, and the force of the explosion sends the two flying in opposing directions.
"Wow! That thing is tough!" exclaims Falco. "I'll show you something even cooler!" He fires a bigger shot than before at Hater.
"HATE TO THE POWER 2!" Hater opens his mouth and shot out two hate-words. One word collides with the energy shot and explodes as usual, but the second shot flies through the explosion and out the other side. Falco didn't see this coming and got hit by the word and is blasted away.
"ACK!"
"Falco!" cries Ness in concern.
"HATE!" Hater shot another hate-word at Ness. He brings up the PSI Magnet in hope of absorbing the shot. He did absorb it, but his body is surged with pain after doing so.
"Ah! Why am I feeling so terrible!" cries Ness.
"THE POWR OF HATRED BURNS WITHIN YOUR BODY! THE MORE YOU ABSORB, THE MORE YOU'LL SUFFER!" explains Hater at the top of his voice.
"Must you always shout!"
"HATE TO THE POWER 3!" Hater shoots out three hate-words at them. Because Ness is in pain and cannot move around as easy, Falco quickly grabs him and runs away before he gets hit.
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Mewtwo and Unbeliever stare at each other, ready to make a move. "I don't believe you're strong," says Unbeliever. "I am the strongest and nobody can deny that!"
"You are as Crazy Hand said: Believing only in the things you say," says Mewtwo.
Unbeliever dashes at Mewtwo and disappears after a he took a few steps forward. "He's gone!" gasps Mewtwo. "No… Behind me!" Unbeliever reappears behind Mewtwo and throws a fist, but Mewtwo quickly teleports away before it hits.
He reappears a few steps away from Unbeliever and takes out his Psychic Spoon and charges at the Darkling to attack him. Mewtwo thrusts his spoon forward, but Unbeliever is able to avoid it. He appears next to Mewtwo to hit him, but once again, the Pokemon avoids it and returns another hit that misses again. Mewtwo kept on swinging his spoon around with skill to hit Unbeliever, but he could never score a hit.
Unbeliever pops out in front of Mewtwo very suddenly and grabs him by the neck, followed by punching him in the body rapidly before hurling him across the room. Before Mewtwo hits the wall, Unbeliever rushes behind him and uppercuts him into the air, and then he jumps up and smashes him back onto the floor.
SLAM!
Unbeliever drops to the floor and boasts, "Ha! Now you see why I'm the best? You're no match for me!"
Mewtwo slowly and painfully gets back up. "Ugh… I greatly underestimated him… He's much stronger than I imagined him to be…"
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The three cute Pokemon look at Laughter and prepare for whatever he's tossing at them. Laughter takes out a microphone and adjusts some radios next to him. "What you do? Sing?" asks Jigglypuff.
"It's no time to sing! Come fight us!" Pikachu tells him.
"Pipsqueak! Listen!" snaps back Laughter. "Now hear the song of my feelings towards you."
"That's nice!" says Pichu.
Laughter begins singing into the microphone, "You are an idiot! Lalalalalalala! Hahahahahaha! You are an idiot! You are an idiot!" The stereos in the room boom out his song in an extremely loud and ear-piercing volume. The sound is so awful that the Pokemon have to close their ears. But even so, it is not enough to prevent them from hearing this awful song.
"Ugh! Song so bad!" cries Jigglypuff.
"I can't take it! My eardrums are gonna burst!" cries Pichu.
"Arrgghh! Stop singing!" Pikachu shouts at him.
Laughter only sang louder, "YOU ARE AN IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! LALALALALALA! IDIOT! HAHA! IDIOT! HAHA! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! IDIOT! LALALALALALALALA! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! YOU ARE! YOU ARE! LALALALALA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE AN IDIOT! IDIOT! YOU ARE! LALALALA! HAHAHA! YOU ARE AN IDIOT!"
"Noooo! I going to die!" cries Jigglypuff.
"I rather die!" screams Pichu.
"Ugh! My ears are bleeding!" screams Pikachu painfully.
The volume and frequency of the song are so great the entire room is shaking too! Laughter kept on singing about songs filled with swear languages, making the 3 Pokemon cry.
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Sheik is pounding against the wall that separated her from Falco and Ness. "Hey! Can you guys hear me? What's going on back there?" Of course, the wall is soundproof, and they cannot hear her, neither can she hear them. "What am I gonna do?" She turns around and sees Kanna turning around the corner. "Hey, it's the girl who met us at the entrance. Perhaps if I follow her I will find something?" So she follows Kanna around the corner.
She follows Kanna quietly through the winding hallway so she doesn't grab her attention. After much walking around, Kanna walks into a room, and Sheik follows her in. When inside, she doesn't see Kanna anywhere. "Where'd she go?" And she notices a door on the floor. "Down there?" She opens the door and only sees darkness underneath. Suddenly, a tentacle reaches out and pulls her in! "Aaaahhh!"
She gets pulled into the lower floor and hits the floor with a thud. "Oh… Where am I?" She looks around and sees several eyes staring at her. The eyes approach her and turn out to be grotesque-looking demons! "Uh… A lesson to readers: Never follow a deathly white girl that looks innocent and holds a mirror…"
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Roy's group is running around the castle as usual. They are looking for stairs that lead to the lower floor. Since Mario fell through the trash deposit, and all deposits go downwards, they figure that they will find Mario at the bottom floor.
"Have you noticed that there's no security at all?" asks Peach.
"That's good," says Luigi. "I don't want to encounter anything."
Suddenly, a snake-like demon appears out of nowhere and frightens them.
"AHHHH!"
But Roy slices it in half. "There."
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"HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!"
Falco and Ness run around the room like mad, trying to avoid the onslaught of hate-words. They come in numbers so great that the whole room is filled with them. "I have enough of this!" cries Ness.
"I can't take it anymore!" says Falco too.
"HATE TO THE POWER THOUSAND!" shouts Hater.
"Wait… If Hate to the Power 2 shoots 2 and 3 shoots 3, then thousand…" says Ness.
Hater opens his mouth and shot out more than a thousand of hate-words!
"AHHHH!" scream the two. They run around again, but the hate-words are too many and they couldn't avoid them, so they got hit and…
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
The explosion clears and Falco and Ness are badly injured and beaten up. Hater sees that they are not dead yet, so he jumps up high into the air and yells out really loud, "STORM OF HATES!" He opens his mouth wide and several thousands of hate-words shot out, circling towards them in the form of a cyclone. The amount of hate-words are so great the entire room is filled with them, as if raindrops falling from a heavy storm.
"AHHHH! WE'LL NEVER SURVIVE THIS!" screams Ness.
BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!
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Mewtwo is having a hard time with Unbeliever. The Darkling moves around so fast they he cannot be seen. He hits Mewtwo by surprise from every direction, striking him really hard. "Dang! I can't concentrate myself or observe his movements!" says Mewtwo. "How am I going to…" He is interrupted by a powerful punch into his stomach. Unbeliever pulls back his fist and throws a powerful punch into Mewtwo's face.
POW!
Mewtwo is send flying across the room and hits the wall. He collapse and groans painfully. Unbeliever slowly walks towards him and says, "Now you see? There is no way you can defeat me! You are too weak!" He grabs Mewtwo by the head and says, "You living things are foolish! You always make up stupid bullcrap rumors that only idiots will believe in! People nowadays are getting dumber and dumber; always believing in #!& things! Birdo is female? Cranky Kong used to the original Donkey Kong? Lies! Lies! Bullcrap! Crappy rumors! Sham! I tell you, this world is a piece of $&!$ trash!" He hurls Mewtwo across the room.
BANG!
Mewtwo collapses but gets up again. "You have not seen it yourself… and you do not believe it… Unless you seen it yourself… you do not have right to believe in what you think is right…"
"That's why I said the world is trash! People spreading crappy stupid ass rumors and teaching goddamn lame teachings! The world does not deserve to exist! Everything in this universe is plain trash!"
"The world is not as bad as you think!"
"Lies! Those are the worst, stupidest, crappiest, and lamest things I've ever heard! People like you should never live! Fist of the Unfaithful!" He suddenly appears in front of Mewtwo in a blink of an eye and hits him into the air. While Mewtwo is in midair, Unbeliever jumps up and strikes him multiple times with lots of powerful blows and combos.
BANG! POW! CRASH! BASH! SMASH!
Mewtwo rockets towards the floor very hard, leaving a large crater on it. Unbeliever drops down and tramples on his body, saying, "Everything in this universe is a LIE!"
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Laughter continues to sing and say cruel things to the 3 Pokemon, "You dumbass! You fool! Idiot! Moron! Assholes! Hahahahaha!"
"You shut up!" Pikachu shouts at him. He tries to release electric, but because of the terrible music going on, he couldn't concentrate. "Ugh!"
Jigglypuff has passed out and her eyes are big X's. Pichu is rolled up on the ground, weeping. "Boohoo… I feel so sad… The music… He's making fun of me… He's hurting my heart…"
Laughter continues to sing and laugh at them. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LALALALALA! ASSHOLES! MORONS! BULLCRAPS! YOU ALL ARE PLAIN IDIOTS! HAHAHAHAHA!" It is not the laugh of happiness; but rather, the laugh of cruelty and is meant to hurt your emotions deeply. "HAHAHAHAHA! MORONS! YOU ARE ALL TRASH! YOU ARE JUNKS! HEHEHEHE! HOHOHO! HAHAHAHA!"
"Shut up!" Pikachu shouts at him.
Laughter falls onto his belly and rolls around laughing his head off. "HAAAAA! WAHAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU ARE STUPID! THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE! STUPID!
"SHUT UP!"
TO BE CONTINUED…
The Incarnations are so mean, right? Can you stand being made fun of and laughed at? Can you imagine someone claiming Birdo is male even though the Super Mario Bros. 2 manual made a translation mistake and that Nintendo is associating Birdo as a girl nowadays? And can you believe someone who doesn't believe Cranky Kong used to be the original DK even though Nintendo already officially stated it as a fact?
Oh well, review! And BTW, why is Royal Fanatic the only person reviewing? Not that it's a bad thing, but it makes me think he/she is the only person reading my story. I hope many other people review too.
Preview
Falco: That's it! I'm getting serious!
Mewtwo: You will believe in my power!
Pikachu: Stop laughing! PIKA!
Master Hand: Manly Hand! Why are you doing this!
Manly Hand: All the better to become the manliest being in the world.
Naraku: Are you looking for me?
Coming up next chapter: Battle Between the Hands! Striving to Become the Manliest!
