Alright folks! I don't do sexual content but I will do a lot of blood and gore when we get into later chapters! (XD) So beware! Anyways onto the stupid chapter!

Aki
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"I don't wanna plan my stupid wedding!" Aki growled as she looked in several books with wedding dresses. "And why do people have to wear dresses!" Kit sighed. She was almost done planning her wedding, and Aki hadn't even started.
"You have to plan your own wedding so everything you want to be will be that way and you're supposed to wear a dress because it's a special day and you want to look your best." Kit said. Aki wasn't listening, she was balancing a pencil on her nose. "You're not listening are you?" Kit asked.
"Nope! What gave you that idea!" Aki asked in a sarcastic tone.
"You're not looking at me and you're balancing a pencil on your nose." Kit answered.
"Biiiiiiiingo! Give her the grand prize! Maaan! Stupid wedding stuff! Why can't it just plan itself!" Aki growled at the books again.
"Because that would make your life too simple, how about we work on the festival?" Kit offered. Aki nodded and closed all the 'stupid' wedding books. "So what are you going to do?"
"Get all the top scores on all the games!" Aki said.
"I should have saw that coming." Kit said sarcasticly. "But seriously what are you going to do?" Kit asked.
"Well I never got assigned anything so what I was gonna do is go help out when ever someone needs it, with those cookies of yours you're going to need all the help you can get!" Aki said.
"You're not helping because you'd eat all the cookies, speaking of which they're done." Kit said, before she could get to the oven Aki was there and she grabbed the tray out of the oven, without oven mits and pushed all the cookies onto a plate.
"Thanks for the cookies Kit!" Aki said as she walked out the kitchen door.
"I wish she'd move like that when she had to be somewhere." Kit said. She sat down and went back to planning.
"Cookie, cookies, cookies!" Aki said as she sat down in the living room. She always hogged the cookies and no matter when she did she usually ate them all. Sesshoumaru came down the stairs when he smelled the cookies.
"You better give me some." he said.
"Mine!" Aki growled.
"Aki..." Sesshoumaru said warningly.
"They're mine! My precious!" Aki said, she loving stroked the plate.
"You've watched Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring too much." Sesshoumaru said.
"You're right, I have, wanna watch it!" Aki asked. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes and sat down next to her. She put in the tape and hit play, she had the remote so she fast forwarded straight to the movie. "ANYONE WANNA WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS!" Aki yelled.
"Sure, why not?" Kouga asked as he came out of the study.
"I'll pass, I've seen waay too much blood and gore." Kit said.
"Your loss, there, alright let the best movie of all time play!" Aki hit the play button and the moive started. While the moive was playing Aki slowly ate her cookies and said every line exactly the way it was.
"Shhhh!" Kouga growled as he threw a pillow at her. Aki ignored him and kept saying what Gandalf and Bilbo were saying. Sesshoumaru put his hand over her mouth and didn't take it off. Aki licked his hand.
"Aki!" Sesshoumaru growled.
"What she do now?" Kit yelled from the kitchen.
"She licked me!" Sesshoumaru said. They heard Kit laugh.
"You put your hand over her mouth to stop her from saying the lines and wanting her cookies didn't you?" Kit asked, she always got these things right.
"Yes!" Sesshoumaru punched Aki lightly in the arm.
"Don't punch me!" she punched him back. Sesshoumaru punched her again. "I said don't punch me!" Aki growled.
"I'll punch you if I want to!" Sesshoumaru said as he punched her again. Instead of punching Sesshoumaru Aki kicked him.
"Then I'll kick you!" Sesshoumaru punched her and Aki kicked him.
"Will you two stop?" Kouga growled, Aki and Sesshoumaru turned to look at him.
"No!" they growled at the same time, Kouga flinched and hid behind the chair.
"Kiiiit! They're scaring me!" Kouga yelled.
"You'll live!" Kit replied jokingly from the kitchen. Aki and Sesshoumaru continued to kick and punch each other. "Take it outside!" Kit said, no one was listening.
"I told you not to punch me so stop!" Aki growled at Sesshoumaru.
"Then you stop punching me first!" he growled back.
"You started it you stop!"
"You!"
"You!"
"You!" Aki got punched by Sesshoumaru and Kit came out of the kitchen.
"I JUST CLEANED!" Kit growled, Aki and Sesshoumaru stopped and looked, at what happened, the couch was messed up, well let's just say most everything was in disarray.
"Uh...I just remembered! I have to go check in with my...uh...peoples!" Aki said, she ran to the door and walked down the street, Sesshoumaru knew where she was going.
"Yeah...uh...I have to go hand in somethings at the office, see ya later!" Sesshoumaru said as he followed Aki out the door before any one could stop him. Kit grabbed Kouga and dragged him outside.
"Don't. Let them in this house. Until. I'm done." Kit growled. Kouga gulped and nodded, he heard a series of bangs, a vacuum cleaner going, and then silence, he didn't dare look inside.
"Kit...are you alright?" Kouga asked.
"I'm almost done..." Kit said. Suddenly the door opened and revealed a sparkling clean living room.
"Whoa...I'll never understand how people can clean so fast...Though it does look really good, you'll have to teach me sometime." Kouga added.
"Maybe, a womans greatest secret is how they clean." Kit said, "Alright, I'm going back into the kitchen, when Aki and Sesshoumaru get back tell them not to mess up this place again or I'm going to have to kick their asses from here to Pluto." Kit said.
"Yes Ma'am!" Kouga saluted her and Kit disappeared into the kitchen, she was making more than just cookies for the bake sale. So far she had 19 dozen cookies, and 13 cakes. "Where do you think Aki and Sesshoumaru went?" Kouga asked.
"They went to a bar that Aki goes to, where do you think she hangs out until she has to go to work?" Kit asked. "Usually Aki has a couple drinks and then goes into work, that way she feels nothing, you don't know Aki very well do you?"
"Well not as good as you. The only person who knows Aki better than you is Sesshoumaru, though he probally doesn't know more yet." Kouga said. Kit walked over to the door and opened it, then she threw a spoon at him.
"Kouga!" Kit growled. "I know my friend! She wouldn't do that until she's married! Sesshoumaru still has to mark her to." Kit mumbled.
"What was that?" Kouga asked.
"Huh? Nothing, just thinking out loud." Kit said, she went back to baking.

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Aki and Sesshoumaru

Aki walked into a little bar, she knew Sesshoumaru was following her, and walked up to the bar. Sesshoumaru sat down next to her.
"Got away from Kit?" Aki asked.
"Just barely." he answered.
"The usual." Aki said when the bar tender came over, he nodded.
"What will you have?" he asked Sesshoumaru.
"I'll have a scotch on the rocks." Sesshoumaru answered.
"Heh, I usually get whiskey, drink a whole pint." Aki said.
"Why?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"You know how I work, get hired to do different things, so in order not to feel guilty I come here, make myself numb to the world then go do my job, why do you think I sleep so late? Truthfully, I've done more killing here than I have in our real time, I think..." Aki said, the bartender set their drinks down and Aki grabbed hers. She drank it down. "Nothing like the original." Aki said.
"You must have trianed yourself to do that." Sesshoumaru said.
"Not really, I started drinking at a young age to...my father gave it to me, maybe that's why I'm so screwed up, well we might wanna get back before Kit starts freaking out because it's getting dark." Aki said, she put $20 on the bar. "That's for his to." Aki said, he nodded. "Oh, and keep the change." Aki and Sesshoumaru walked out of the bar and back to the house, every thing was quiet.
"Why is it so quiet?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Who cares? We can go up to our rooms and act like nothing happened." Aki said. She walked in and dashed up the stairs, Kit, Kouga, and himself had this planned for a while. Sesshoumaru followed Aki up the stairs but went to his room.
"They should do it any time now..." Sesshoumaru said.
"Ahhhh! I thought I told you idiots I didn't want a fucking birthday party!" Aki growled. "Now get out of my room!" Aki growled.
"C'mon Aki, it's your B-Day! It's a happy day!" Kit said.
"I don't care, I don't want a party! Now pack everything up and take it away!" Sesshoumaru got up off of his bed and went to Aki's room. "What are you still doing here? Go!" Aki growled. Kit and Kouga sighed and started picking everything up.
"I don't see why you don't want a B-Day party." Kouga said.
"I'll keep those reasons to myself thank you." Aki said. "You're still here, I want all this stuff gone in 5 minutes!" Aki said, she turned on her heel and bumped into something hard. "Ow...I don't remember that brick wall being there!" Aki growled as she kicked Sesshoumaru's feet out from underneath him, Sesshoumaru jumped over them and she missed.
"Maybe you should try a more effective attack." Sesshoumaru said.
"Alright then, how about this!" Aki put her weight on her hands and, before Sesshoumaru could do anything, she pushed herself up and hit him on the chin.
"Yes, that's better." Sesshoumaru said, he flipped in the air and landed on his feet.
"Aki, can we throw a B-Day party just this year?" Kit asked.
"No, I have my reasons why I don't celebrate my birthday, and it's going to stay as to where I don't celebrate it." Kit saw the look in Aki's eyes and knew she was going to get no where.
"Alright, we'll just have to call Kagome, InuYasha, Miroku, Sango, and Shippo over to eat the cake." Kit said, Aki wasn't out in the hall anymore, she was in her room taking everything down. "Are you listening to me!" Kit growled.
"No, you shouldn't have even gone into my room..." Aki growled as she took down all the stuff.
"You should really learn to have fun." Kouga said.
"I do have fun I just don't like my brithday, if you have a problem with it deal." Aki said, by now she had all the decorations down and she picked up the food table. "Move, or stay where you are so I can hit you." Aki said, Sesshoumaru, Kit and, Kouga moved out of the way. She set it down in the hall and then went back in her room, she slammed the door behind her.
"Remind me to get an unhappy mask for Aki's B-Day." Kouga said.
"I wonder why she doesn't like her B-Day...I had to bribe her with 50 cups of pure sugar to get her to tell me her actual Birthday. I might have to do a little snooping later into her diary." Kit said, her eyes were shifting back and forth. Suddenly something hit Aki's door.
"There's my diary, I'll tell you now there's nothing that's going to help in there." Aki said, Kit opened the door and grabbed the book.
"We should go downstairs, just in case..." Sesshoumaru said. Kit nodded and ran down the stairs, followed by Kouga and Sesshoumaru. Kit was already leafing through. Kouga and Sesshoumaru looked over her sholder.
"It's blank...there's nothing in it." Kit said. Suddenly she noticed something, it was small, she hadn't really seen Aki's hand writing before.
"That's how she writes!" Kouga asked.
"I don't know...I've never seen her really write, just read." Kit answered. " 'I have nothing, no family, friends, home, I'm on my own...It's not that bad, there's no rules...I wont go hungry since my parents didn't really feed me...Oh well now that they're both dead.' " Kit read what Aki wrote outloud.
"Interesting." Sesshoumaru said. Kit looked through the rest.

"That's it, no pages are ripped out either." Kit said. She flipped to the front and noticed two pages that had blood splotches on them.
"Why would Aki get blood on her diary?" Kouga asked.
"It's not her blood." Sesshoumaru said. Kit looked at it and could just make out words.
" 'The last thing I have of my mother and father, not that they were there for me.' " Kouga read.
"I guess she still cared for them, even though they were jerks." Kit said softly.
"Yeah, so are we still calling InuYasha and them?" Kouga asked.
"Might as well, though we don't mention this to them." Kit said. Kouga and Sesshoumaru nodded. Kouga walked over to the phone and dialed InuYasha's number. Miroku picked up the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hi Miroku, Kit wants you guys to come over and have cake with us, it's Aki's birthday, though we got in trouble with her for throwing her a surprise B-Day party. Oh well, more cake for us!" Kouga said.
"True, I'll gather us the troops and be over soon." Miroku said.
"Alright." Kouga hung up the phone and sat back down on the couch, Lord of the Rings was still playing, Aki hadn't turned it off. About 20 minutes later there was a knock at the door. Kit beat Kouga to the door laughing the whole time, Sesshoumaru was in the kitchen making himself some coffee.
"Hey guys!" Kit said.
"Hey, where's the cake?" InuYasha asked. "And what's been going on?" he added.
"Good save, there." Kouga said and gave InuYasha the thumbs up sign behind Kit's back.
"The cake's in the kitchen, where you're NOT going to go and nothing, just trying to plan our weddings, well more like I'm done trying and Aki hasn't even started." Kit said.
"She doesn't make out to be the wedding planner type." Sango said.
"No not really, I'm surprised she even fell in love!" Kagome said, you could see the evidece of the baby, but it wasn't to noticable yet, Kit wondered what InuYasha was going to do when Kagome went into labor, since he was part demon he could easily tear a part all the people in the hospital.
"Uh...Sesshoumaru's in the kitchen, so you know." Kouga warned. Kagome looked over to the door which didn't move so she was safe, for now at least.
"Why don't you sit down and I'll go get the cake. Since Aki's not gonna eat it." Kit walked into the kitchen and grabbed plates, forks, and glasses, she poured milk in the galsses. "Sesshoumaru, can you take the glasses out?" Kit asked.
"Sure." Sesshoumaru grabbed the glasses and took them out to everyone. "When's your due date, Kagome?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"In seven months, so I won't know exactly for a while now, but I figure since it's October, and I still have 7 months to go, I'd say about...early May." Kagome said. "It should have some of InuYasha's powers but not much since I'm human and he's a half demon." Aki heard InuYasha and the others come in so she walked out of her room and down stairs.
"Boo!" Aki said as she walked by.
"Hey Aki." Everyone said. Aki waved and disappeared into the kitchen.
"Perfect timing! I need help with the cake." Kit said, Aki grabbed them all and handed them out.
"Kagome, you wishing that you weren't gonna have this baby yet?" Aki asked.
"No not yet, though I bet in a couple months I will be." Kagome said smiling.
"Have fun with that, why don't you guys watch Lord of the Rings?" Everyone looked at each other.
"No, that's ok, we'll pass." Sango said. "Oh, are we going trick-or-treating tonight?" she asked.
"Don't you think we're a little old to be going t-or-ting?" Kagome asked.
"You're never to old as long as you have fun! This gives me a chance to steal some little kids candy!" Aki said, Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes.
"Do you care about anything else besides candy?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Yeah, Lord of the Rings, and speaking of which I'm going to the store to buy the next two so later! I'll be back, I hope!" Aki said, she grabbed her keys off a hook next to the door and walked out to her car. She had a little red, stick shift, Mazeratti, she had tricked it out to.
"Does she do that all the time?" Miroku asked.
"Leave right when people start talking...yes." Sesshoumaru answered. "I wonder if she knows that I put a govenor in her car..."
"A wha?" InuYasha asked.
"I makes sure the car doesn't go over a certain speed." Kouga said, Sesshoumaru nodded.
"If Aki finds out she's gonna kill you." Kit said as she came out from the kitchen. "What did you put the speed to?" Sesshoumaru smirked.
"30." he muttered.
"You didn't!" Kit said as her eyes widened. Sesshoumaru nodded.
"Oh shit, Aki's gonna be so pissed." InuYasha said.
"Yeah, uh...thanks for the cake, Kit. But, well we gotta go." Miroku said, he grabbed Sango and dragged her outside.
"Not so fast, you didn't even eat it!" Kit said, Miroku's cake sat untouched on the table.
"We'll take it to go." Miroku grabbed it and dragged all the way out to the car.
"Miroku!" Kit growled, he came back inside, with a dizzy Sango.
"Y-yes?" he asked.
"Sit down and eat the cake, and leave Sango alone, if she wants to stay let her and if she doesn't you can take her with you." Kit said, Miroku nodded. They sat and talked while they waited for Aki to get back, InuYasha, and them all left before she got back. 20 minutes after them left Aki walked in the door. She had 5 garbage bags.
"What's in those, and where are the movies?" Kit asked.
"The movies are in the small bag and I have candy in these, let's just say I was getting even..." Aki said. "Oh by the way, does anyone know why my car can't go over 30?" Aki growled.
"Nope, well I'm gonna go to my room to get some stuff done." Sesshoumaru said, he fleed the 'crime scene'.
"Yeah, I have to go work on some stuff to, why don't you watch the movies?" Kouga asked as he disappeared into the study.
"Oooh Kiit!" Aki said, Kit looked around for an excuse to get out of this but she couldn't think of one. "Why doesn't my car go over 30?" Aki asked.
"Because, there's a govenor on it, I don't know where though." Kit said. Aki growled.
"Mr. Fluffy put it on there, didn't he?" Aki asked. Kit looked around.
"Uh...I have to go check something..." Kit dashed into the kitchen, Aki rolled her eyes and walked outside to her car, she was a good mechanic, among other things. In no time at all Aki found it, she pulled it off and made the car go even faster.
"He should learn to hide it better." Aki said. She pocketed it and walked inside, "Sesshy!" Aki said, she walked up stairs (after she her hid candy) and went into his room, she took out the govenor and threw it at him, he caught it. "You should really know better than to mess with my car." she growled.
"You know, I should, but I don't." Sesshoumaru said. Aki rolled her eyes.
"So what are you doing anyways?" she asked as she sat down on his bed. Her scent wafted over to him...like the salt from the sea when the wind blows.
"Just reading." he said.
"Oh yeah, I believe that!" Aki said. "You're always up to no good...kinda like me..." Aki said. Sesshoumaru rolled his eyes. "Oh and since you put that in my car I made it go faster." Aki said, she got up and walked out of Sesshoumaru's room. She went to her room and grabbed a sketchbook off a shelf, she flipped to a blank page and started drawing. "Hmmm. If this goes...then that..." Aki mumbled. She was engrossed in her thoughts she didn't hear the knock on her door, Sesshoumaru walked in.
"Drawing?" Sesshoumaru asked. Aki jumped and turned around.
"Well I was." Aki said. Sesshoumaru looked at the picture.
"What is it?" he asked.
"Well it's not done and it's supposed to be a forest, with animals and all that...but it didn't turn out too good." Aki said. Sesshoumaru looked closer.
"No it does look like it, just make things a little bit darker, maybe not make it quite as detailed." Sesshoumaru said. Aki nodded and went back over things. There was a dog in the top left corner and another in the bottom right, the wolves were in the other corners, he also noticed that there was a little cottage in the background with two people standing on the porch. "Who are they?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"My parents, well that's at least how I think they look. It's been a while. More like 540 years, or round abouts." Aki said.
"Oh." Sesshoumaru looked around her room, she had about 3 more sketch books on a shelf and charcoal pencils. "Did you draw anything else?" he asked.
"Yeah...those sketch books are full, I have to go get more..." Aki said. "There done...just have to add..." Aki scribbled some stuff and looked at her art work. "That's how I always wanted to live with my parents, though I never got the chance." Aki said. "It wasn't that bad though." Aki got up and stretched. "So what did ya need?" Aki asked. She picked up the sketchbook and put it away, along with the pencil she had been using.
"I came to visit." Sesshoumaru said.
"Alright, then, I'm going to get my candy!" Aki walked out of her room and made sure no one was following her to stash, no one had found it...yet.

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Authors Notes:

Aki: CANDY!

Kit: Don't ask she's sick and she wants what she can't have.

Aki: Shut up!

Kit: We don't won InuYasha, Lord of the Rings or anything else that we know we don't own...

Aki: CANDY!

Kit: Since she's not paying attention I'll do it. REVIEW! NOW!

TTYL,
Kit & Aki