King and Strix were sitting on the couch, watching their favorite show when a public service from Hexside played. It showed Principal Bump in his office.
"Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. I'm Principal Hieronymous Bump, and welcome to Hexside School of Magic and Demonics, where our students' safety and well-being is our top priority." Mattholomule crashed into his window while being chased by a kraken. "Let's take a tour."
"Here at Hexside, we are devoted to providing the very best for our students, from our state of the art classrooms..." A gang of spiders swarmed Mattholomule.
"...to our award-winning cafeteria." Bump handed a healing Mattholomule some "healthy lunch". The boy lifted the cover up, expecting something horrible. To his relief, it was just a normal steak with some salad. Just as he was about to eat it, another's student's salad latched onto his face.
"Every student has the ability and support to reach their full potential here. Hexside, where the magic of friendship is...no longer taught here due to budget constraints."