Okay this my second story………

Here are the OC's……..technically their not really OC's they are real ppl…….so here you go………(note: I changed their appearance for their own safety….)

Joelene: Sakura's (somehow) older sister…..she has red hair and green eyes…..

Jennifer: Joelene's best friend……….she has purple hair and black eyes….

Jeremy: Jennifer's fat suitor……sry Jeremy……he has black gelled hair and hazel eyes

Erwin: Uh…..he loves his girlfriend……he has gelled dark purple eyes and black eyes

Andrew: He's gonna break dance later on……he has light brown hair and brown eyes

Catherine: Erwin's girlfriend……..she has purple hair and brown eyes………

Alex: I dun really know what he's gonna do but he's there……both dark brown eyes and hair…….

Anthony: He's funny and his nose is red….heh….he has blond hair and blue eyes

Dennis: I dun like him but he's there……somehow……he has light brown hair and dark brown hair…..

Leslie: She is very cute and adorable…….she has blue hair and brown eyes

White Boy (but lets call him W.B.): Dun let his name fool you…..He has Black hair with hazel eyes

Um...okay during the vacation next week, i will update 2 chapters for Bloodied pink and this one too...

DISCAILMER: I don't own Naruto…….


149 TAKES ON NARUTO!

The birds are chirping and the sun is shining brightly. A typical sunny summery day in Konoha.

Sakura: OMG! OMG! OMG! My sister is coming home from America! Isn't this great?

But for Team seven ain't all happy brids and shiny circles. Their own female ninja has a sister. For whom they didn't even know, even for b/f…..are you ready for this?...Sasuke……after all these fuckin years he mustered up the courage to ask her out….anywho…..where was I? Oh yea, even Sasuke didn't know. While Sasuke and Naruto sat on her green couch, Sakura is fixing up the room and herself…at the same time…

Sasuke: Sakura, listen down worry yourself over her…(looking at her worriedly)

Sakura: Yea you- the phone rings OMG! ITS MY SISTER!

Sakura runs over the phone and picks up the phone and asked;


Moshi Moshi?

Sakura?

Yes?

It's me! Joelene! I missed you so much! How's school? Are you doing all right? SAKURA!

Me too, I graduated and yes I'm doing fine and WHAT!

Um…do you mind if I bring my friends?

Sure, how many?

Well lets see, there's Jennifer…..Jeremy……Andrew……Erwin and Catherine……Alex? Yea Alex and oh Anthony too…..that's about 8 all together, including me….

Well I have only 7 guest rooms so two ppl have to share and-WAIT 8 FUCKING PPL?

See I knew it your gonna scream………See I even told my friends……..See even Jeremy hears you and he's only 3 feet away…….

Look I have people coming over too…….My b/f-

Is he hot?

Eww……Anywho Hinata, Ino-

HAH!PORKER! I remember I used to make fun of her name……..how she doing…?

As I was saying…Tenten and her b/f, Hinata, Naruto, Ino, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Cho-

NO DENNIS YOU FAT FUCK YOU AIN'T COMING……………cuz I say so…….and your fat……shut the hell up Jeremy……..oh gawd just b/c he's 149 doesn't mean he has to come with us……IT DOES!………you why you sunvab-

AS I WAS SAYINIG!

Oh my bad…I didn't mean I'm honest…….he started it……..

Okay Chouji, and the sand sibs…..

OMG! GAARA IS STILL ALIVE!...tell me………is he still you know good down there?

I WOULDN'T CHEAT ON MY BOYFRIEND!...


At the sound of this Sasuke looked at her……Sakura faked a giggle and went back the phone


…..heh…who I love with all my heart…….

Anywho……so were coming there right now…….Bye……..oh and make it 11…….

(Dial tone)


Sakura slammed the phone down in its cradle and let out a bunch of words……..

Sakura: …….stupid sister…..I hate her……….(looks up and sees her team looking at her oddly)……heh……my sister is coming right now so like I think the others should come here by now…….


5 minutes later………..

(Doorbell rings)

Ino: (outside) SAKURA! OPEN THE DOOR!

Hinata: Ino, your disturbing the peace………again………..

Shikamaru: Damn you troublesome woman…….

Ino: And you're dating this quote 'troublesome woman' unquote

She used her fingers to emphasis on the quotation marks. As all of them (all of them teams…there's no teachers…) waiting at the door, they didn't know what's on the other side of Konoha


OK…that's the end….SCREW IT I WANNA WRITE MORE!

SO HERE YOU GO…….


Joelene: Ahh….I missed being here…the bright sun…

Dennis: What the hell is this place…..?

Andrew: I know this isn't my closet….

While the 149ers looked around them, while Joelene remembers what she had to do to get here…..


Mommie pick me up!


Joelene: Wait that's not the right one…

Catherine: What's not the right one?

Joelene: Oh nothing……


Joelene places her cell phone down on Andrew's table and looks at her friends.

Joelene: Okay everyone is packed right?

All: Yes

Joelene: Everyone had their parent's permission…right?

(At the same time)

Jennifer: Yea

Jeremy: About that……um…….

Erwin: Maybe

Catherine: Yea…

Andrew: Sure why not?

Alex: Yea

Anthony: Where are we going?

Dennis: UH…

Leslie: Really?

W.B.: Sure…

Joelene: Screwit comewith me…

They all followed Joelene into Andrew's small cramped closet……imagine that with 11 big bags…

Alex: I dun see how this is gonna take us to your sister……

Everyone was squished together but Joelene was able to take them where there are now…


Joelene: Okay lets go to my sister's house…

Jennifer: Do you know where is it?

Joelene: I was hoping you would tell me…I HAVE AN IDEA! WE CAN ASK THE LOCALS……!

Joelene looks around and find THE SAND SIBS! Joelene walks over to them and

Joelene: PANDA-KUN! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!

Joelene glomped Gaara…

Jennifer: OH NO! Joelene is bothering a local…

All the 149ers went over to the AZN was…

Jennifer: Sorry Mister! My friend didn't mean to bother you… (tried to pull Joelene off poor Gaara…)

Temari: OH dun worry we know this crazy little Chink! (Temari patted the younger teen's head as the 'little chink' smiled..)

Temari: Lemme guess why you guys are here…Sakura's sleepover…!

Joelene: ADURFH! Of course we're here for! These are my friends, I'll tell you their names when we get there…

The group made their way towards the blossom's house while…

Sakura: Okay! Now that we are settled and everything…..we (Doorbell rings) have (Doorbell rings) to (Doorbell rings) wait (Doorbell rings) for (Doorbell rings) my (Doorbell rings) sister…

Naruto: Sakura dun you hear the door bell…..

Sakura: OH I hear it…..I wanna make her suffer

(DUN DUN DUN)

Joelene: (out side) I HATE YOU!

(DUN DUN DUN)

Chouji: There's no more chips!

(DUN DUN DUN)

Kiba: What is making that sound?

(DUN DUN DUN)

Everyone inside the house looks at Sasuke who's sitting on the piano..

Sasuke: Oh my bad… (He gets off……)

Sakura opens the door to reveal…


Okay this the real ending……pls review……and DUN O.D. ON THE FLAMES……