Okay as of now I'm pissed off like hell………well no one seems to care I'll just continue my gawd forsaken story…………


149 TAKES ON NARUTO!

Sakura opened to the door to reveal……….

Random guy: Pizza guy, I'm here to give you your carnivore supreme pizza…………….that will be 6.98……..

Sakura dug into her pocket and pulled out some change and handed it over the guy…

Sakura: HERE KEEP THE CHANGE!

In one swift movement Sakura somehow managed to take the pizza and give the change to the guy……

Pizza Guy: HEY! THIS IS 3-

SLAM!

Sakura looked back at her guests and realized there is more people……

Sakura: Hey guys did 'a notice there someone in here……

Joelene, being the idiot that she is, she told her friends that play it cool and hide behind the crowd of people…even though there are sitting right in front of the crowd

Leslie: But how are we supposed too?...they're behind us….

Joelene: Don't worry…Just make sure that white eyes over there don't make the eyes at you…….

Jennifer: The eyes? What are those?

Joelene: How the fuck I'm supposed to know? Ask white eyes over there…….you knows he's giving you the eyes……and he's hot too……..

Jeremy, being the one with the unrequited love from Jennifer, deiced to intervene…………or maybe I want him to talk more…….so he stomps over there like a dinosaur………

Jeremy: Eh? You making eyes at my girl? Nigga, I'ma snuff you……..(shaking his fists)

Neji: Two things, one what's a 'Nigga'? Secondly, if you wanna fight bring it……

Neji stood up and got in battle position, while Jeremy was being rooted on by his fellow Latinos……..Joelene was aZN…….so leave her out of this……….

Andrew: YA! YOU GO JEREMY! GO BUNEO NACHAOS ON HIS CULO!

Alex: GO! GO! GO!

Catherine: oh it's my turn?...uh………..go!

Erwin….DO IT FOR LEO!

Dennis: Jeremy get your ass kicked!

Leslie: HAY DOS MIO¡VAYA JEREMY VAN……RETROCESO QUE SU ASNO……..TU PUEDE HACERLO…….NOCHE DE ALL DE LARGO………!

Jennifer: Show him whose boss…… (Fake happiness)

On the other hand!

Tenten, Hinata, Ino, Joelene, and Sakura: NEJI YOU ARE GOD!...JEREMY IS NOTHING COMPARED TO YOU!...

Jeremy: So much for friendship, Joelene….

Joelene: Huh? You were talking to me?

Jeremy: I see how it is…..


5 minutes later…..

Neji: It seems I'm the victor…….again……

Jeremy: I'm not done with you yet….

Jeremy lunge his fist at Neji's face…..and his fist him contact with wall………which was mind you, very hard…..Jeremy fell, face down, not breathing all of his friends were around him……Erwin falls to the floor and grasps Jeremy….

Erwin: PORQUÉ?

Andrew falls to floor too…

Andrew: Its okay Erwin, Jeremy will live on, even though he lost 18 times in row within 5 minutes…..Stay strong, my brother. Stay strong….

On the other side of the room Joelene and the girls (all of them) decided to play a game…..it's called 'DO IT'….in this game there are two piles…..one of numbers…other, the various verbs…..everyone is given a number, from the first will draw a number and verb and does it to the chosen number (ex. Number 1 will have to punch Number 4)

So after cleaning the horrible stain Jeremy made after the fight, they sat in a circle…

Left to right: Tenten, Lee, Chouji, Hinata, Naruto, Shikamaru, Kiba, Shino, Ino, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Joelene, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Jennifer, Jeremy, Leslie, Andrew, Catherine, Erwin, Alex, Dennis…(shudder)

But what is this? Some one comes pounding, pounding on my front door.

Sakura: Who is it, I say?

Random guy: Quaked the raven, Boo

Sakura: Being puzzled by this I said once more, Boo who?

Random guy: Quaked the raven, Boo who, don't cry over me…….

Sakura: Wow, it's been a long time I ever speak like Edgar Allen Poe……

Kankuro: You smell good…………

Jennifer: I appreciate that?

Jeremy: (looking at them) YOU WANNA FIGHT?

Kankuro: Are you sure? I mean we finished your stain with ALL of the carpet cleaner…..(looking at the stain that was still there)

Sakura stood up from her seat while Sasuke just sat there wanting his g/f back to him; she opens the door to…… (RING RING………RING RING………..RING RING)

Joelene: OMG! I'm so sorry……I thought I placed it on vibrate…..(picks up)…..moshi moshi?...oh hey Juan……..you're bored eh?...you wanna come over to my sisters?...she's having a sleepover for a week……..okay cool………I'll get you then………(puts her phone away) Sorry guys, I have to pick up Juan…….

Jennifer: TAKE ME WITH YOU!

Joelene: ……..no…….

Jennifer: TE QUERIO MATAR!

Joelene: I love you too………

Jennifer: ……vaya al infierno, perra……

Joelene: whatever…..

Joelene leaves to get Juan from the rea-I mean America…….heh…..but she left the door wide open which left the door wide open for the 'raven' to come in…………


Uh…….i dun know if you guys are actually reading this……….but if you are pls review…….and also the spanish parts are as followed:

OMG! GO JEREMY GO...KICK HIS ASS...YOU CAN DO IT...ALL NITE LONG!

WHY!

I'LL KILL YOU!

...burn in hell, bitch...