Chapter 2

THE BARBEQ

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Okay. So the barb-e-que (hence forth known as the BBQ) was moved to Aura's house because there were to many people at Warren's house to have any fun at all.

So with everyone gathered at the residence of Aura's house (someplace with Sinister involved, cause you know she's his kid and whatevah, however the hell it works) the BBQ emphasis on the title here people began.

Since sinister has money monies according to his spawn there is a rather large pool in the middle of the magical desert, no just kidding, we're actually in London. Insert Aura spazzing herenearly everyone was swimming, except for Rogue, who sat sullen on the side. Hey, no one else here has the issue of worrying whether or not they'll kill someone, so drop it

Aura served a volleyball to Warren who sat on the edge because it's a pain in the ass to get your wings wet then dried and back and forth and … ask the angels, they'll tell you. He hit it to Tabby, Tabby to Lance, and Lance to Pyro, BLAH BLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH. They hit it until it was Kurt's turn to serve and being the evil malevolent blue fuzzy stepbrother he was, he decided to hit Rogue in the head with the wet volleyball.

dunk dunk dunk, THROW! "Kurt you BASTARD!"

"Rogue, can ve, like, have za ball back?" He said trying to look innocent but can't really pull it off. "No." She went back to reading the book that bamfed out of nowhere.

Remy jumped out from behind a tree that Bobby was having a conversation with. "Hey dere, chere," he said, turning on the Cajun charm that he was known for. Rogue gagged, "Why ain'tcha in da pool,"

"Cause Ah can't swim." She said. Not exactly paying attention to him. Aura saw a lot of steam radiating from his head. WHY CAN'T DA REMY GET A GIRLFRIEND? He wondered to himself.

He hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Jean's voice was in everybody's mind. And nearly everyone screamed. Aura, on the other hand, decided to get the voice out of her. She started to bang her head against the wall of the house…the metal wall. "GET THE POWER DRILL!" she said. Kurt bamfed actually getting it for her, being stupid.

Warren looked kinda worried, cause Aura's slightly insane, at least that's what Sinister tells us. 'MUARHARHARHARHARHAHRAHRHARHAR! PUSH HER IN THE POOL! FOR I AM THE PHOENIX!

Once again, Jean made everyone think that's they were going insane. Aura was the only one who showed physical signs of it.

"Hey dat ain't a bad idea."

"Jean, Ah heard you…" Rogue raised an eyebrow.

"NO YOU DIDN"T!" PHOENIX SEIZURE! you know how in the second movie, in the beginning, she has the whole seizure in the museum…hahahaha. Imagine that only better

"Ah hear nothin',"

"Really? It worked?" Jean said staring at her freakishly perfect manicured hands.

"No….jus-no." Rogue said making on of the best facials ever…. MUAHAHAHAHA HA. Remy smiled like Azaeal, from the Draco…all evil and shit. And …

AHH What happened to the BBQ? Um…sorry…kinda drifted, SCOTT! GO START THE BURGERS! Okay.

Back to the issue at hand. Rogue getting pushed into the pool and Remy getting the dead coma thing.

"PUSH HER IN!" Every body started chanting. "I'll do it!" Aura volunteered. "NO! Remy wants to." He said, he being Remy.

"YOUR GOING TO DIE THEN! I HAVE FORESEEN IT! I WILL NOT! HA!" He rolled his eyes at the still semi intoxicated angel. "whatevah." Rogue muttered, standing up. Trusting that the stupid swamp rat wouldn't dare to push pull or otherwise force her into the pool.

WRONG! Remy, who was already wet and in his swimsuit, wrapped his arms around her COVERED waist, she kicked slightly as he plucked her up off the ground. "CAJUN! PUT ME THE HELL DOWN!"

Rogue realized that she was the only one in the house whose skin was completely covered. Everyone else was either wearing swimsuits or smaller outfits cough, Scott, cough (you don't want to know).

Aura glanced over to look at Scott who supposed to be grilling, but he was instead lacing up the little apron on a sexy maid outfit that Kitty had planned to wear at Halloween for Pyro. She decided to be nice and put on a bright red fire outfit for him. Surprisingly Scott had enough of a chest to fill out the damn thing. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! SCOTT IN A DRESS! HA! "AH! It burns! Kurt hand over the power drill!"

"OKAY!" He said pulling the power drill out from behind his back, still in the pool. "KURT YOU IDIOT!" (For the kiddies who don't know…WATER + ELECTRICITY + KURT BAD)

"AHHHHHH! PUT ME DOWN DAMN IT!" Rogue said failing, trying to hit Remy.

"Nope, chere. It's time ya had some fun." He said, standing at the edge of the pool. Being the Cajun thief that he was, his balance was impeccable. Rogue's feet somehow managed to touch the ground for a brief instant. She tried to run away, cause she did not want to get into the freaking pool, but noooooo, Remy just had to grab her the instant a piece of ceiling cement stuff fell.

"AURA! I'm HOME!"

"Daddy! Wait a sec…uh oh… ...I-I can explain!" Aura said as her pale and evil father entered the swanky pool area.

"Why is Cyclops in a dress?'

"I don't know. You can take him away now."

Sinister shrugged and used his pale powers of doom to take Scott and Jean, because you can't have one without the other, right? Then went out on his way with the two kicking and screaming in tow.

Remy used the brief moment of distraction to give Rogue her final shove into the cold water. Then hopped in after her. Aura began to laugh along with Tabby. And Fred, Lance, Todd, Pietro, Wanda, Pyro, Colossus, Kitty, Jubes, Bobby, Wolverine, Storm, X23, Kurt, Warren, Day, and anybody else that might pop in (this is where the author gets lazy and can't write out all of the character's names)

Rogue came up sputtering like a wet cat, (think Nala from The Lion King when Simba pushes her in.) Remy came up laughing. Jean and Scott's screams of protest could be heard from the distant hallway, but everybody ignored them.

"YOU STUPID CAJUN! AH'M GONNA KILL YA!" she said, starting to swim after him. "AHH! Chere, Remy didn' mean not'in' by it! Sorry!"

"RUN CAJUN! RUN FAST!" Rogue screamed. She pushed herself out of the pool and started running after the swamp rat.

"Rogue! Come back!" People, particularly Remy's friends, started yelling after them as they ran into the now burning burgers. Rogue stopped in front of the smoking grill and frowned. "Man…now we ain't got nothin' ta eat. Damn you Scott."

Remy courageously came back near her "Don' worry Chere, Remy make good ole' fashioned Cajun gumbo." Everyone's mouths started watering at the thought of his excellent gumbo. Rogue included but she didn't let it show.

"Please Cajun. Ya're gumbo ain't that good." She said, rolling her eyes giving him a challenge.

"Really, chere? Don't t'ink so…Remy's gumbo de best in town."
"We'll see Cajun. We'll see." She said starting to walk away. Remy could feel his blood turn hot with anger. Or maybe it was something else… - He'd show her…She'd regret ever insulting his gumbo.

"Rogue come here for a second," Aura shouted across the lawn thing. Rogue casually walked over, not noticing the way that Remy began drooling after her.

She walked to the edge of the pool where Aura stood, arms crossed on the ledge. "If you go into my room, there's a big box on my bed. You need to put on a necklace that's in there."

"Why?" Rogue said raising an eyebrow.

"That is a secret." She said imitating the evil monk from Slayers. Rogue rolled her eyes and went into the angel's room. Warren sat in the middle of the floor, cans of Jolt all the sugar and twice the caffeineand aura's underwear surrounding him in a large circular pile.

"This one for tonight." (Twitch)

"This one for tomorrow." (Twitch again)

He took a large gulp of a black and green can the was apparently still full. It soon joined another eight empty ones on the floor. "Warren what are ya doin'?"

"Ummm…Ummm," said the angel looking around for a plausible explanation. "They hired me to be the new cleaning lady (twitch) note: the twitching is knocking the head against a shoulder, use imagination here people, can't do everything for ya, and every other part of the body pretty much spazzing. Like a phoenix seizure only less intense. Include wings for warren and aura

"Warren, ya're a guy."

"Umm…um….I'm sorting through her unmentionables…..Um please don't tell her."

"Wait, I just saw you down by the pool."

"That was a hologram. I'm really up here. (Twitch, twitch) which do you think she should wear for Sunday? The maroon ones or the black ones?"

"AHH OVERSHARE! EWWW! TMI TMI! OH MY GAWD AH"M TURNING INTO KITTY! Well, does it matter that much?"

"YESSSSSS! APPERANCE IS EVERY-wait…. No it doesn't. But still…. Which ones would you wear?" (Warren + Sugar + Caffine + Aura's underwear + Rogue AWKWARDDDDDD…however…. Warren + Sugar + Caffine + Aura's underwear – Rogue FUN FOR THE ANGELS! HA HA HA!)

"Ah don't know nor do Ah want to. There comin' off anyways so Ah don' care." She said running grabbing the box of doom that was on the bed. Opening it she saw that Warren was wearing the same necklace. "Warren, ya ain't no homosexual, so why ya wearin' that gay lookin' necklace?"

"My wife thing gave it to me. I like it." (Twitch)

"She's a thang now?" Rogue making hand gestures.

"Um…well…we haven't labeled our relationship yet…"

"AH WAS AT YOUR WEDDIN'! HOW CAN YOU NOT LABEL THAT? WHAT ARE YOU, RETARD?" Rogue asked, clasping the necklace on her neck.

"No. I am complicated." (Quote from The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen)

"Whatevah. How'd you get so hyper, Warren? Your healin' factor…Ah mean…ya can't." Rogue was confused, she began to play with the silver chain of her necklace.

"This thing here." He said picking up his necklace. "It cancels out my (twitch) healing factor. Its funnn…he he he he he." He laughed.

"okay then…sure…Ah'm goin' now." She said, backing away…very creeped out. "Oh, by the way, Angel. She's kinda makin' out with the hologram. Ya might wanna look inta that."

"WHAT?" (said like Lil jon.)

"YEAH!" Screamed rogue still sounding like lil jon

"OKAY!" Warren screamed as he dashed down the hall into the back yard. His wings with the wind and the whooo…any who.

Rogue started down the lostsa stairs to go to the back yard! DUN DUN DUN!

-meanwhile-

Aura and Gambit were talking. Loudly. Whispering. They were loudly whispering. "You….kiss…her…now." She said behind her hand as rogue's footsteps could be heard through the house because Sinister's cheap like that and likes his house echo-y. Not a word but okay…

"What? " Gambit said not understanding the short one's words. Ha .short.

"Kiss….Rogue…when…she walks in"

"WHAT?"

"KISS ROGUE WHEN SHE WALKS IN! YOU DUMB BUM!"

"What?' He asked just as rogue opened the really big and heavy door. Ha. Don't know why but ha.

"Go hither!"

"WHAT? REMY CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!"

"Go hither. I mean, go hit her, I mean hit on her. There we go."

"Oh…Okay. Remy get it now. Why?"

Inhale. Exhale. "Yeah…that was the sugar talking. On a side note…um…the necklace that she's wearin is a modified miniature version of the power inhibitor collars from the Hellfire and Sinister. HA! So you two can make out all you want now! HA HA HA HA HA!"

"Oh…YES! Remy be back lata'…much lata'."

"THE PHEONIX SEES ALL!" For some reason Jean's screams could be heard through the house…creepy.

"Rogue," said Remy walking over. She turned around from the barbeque where his gumbo sat simmering.

"What now Cajun?" Remy reached out and GROPED HER! Ah no just kidding…he grabbed a spoon and spilled gumbo on her shirt. Not so discreetly.

"GAMBIT WHAT THE HELL ARE YA DOIN'? THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHIRT!"

"Here let me clean y' up chere." He said sticking his hand out filled with napkins, hoping to truly grope her this time. Ewe… Rogue pulled away crossing her hands n front of her chest. "WHAT THE HELL? ARE YOU NEW OR SOMETHIN'?"

" OR somethin'" he muttered to him self in…French? Is that what he speaks? Oh well…. In Cajun language. "Rogue come here…everyone's getting out of the pool. So you can, like, go in now with no worries! You can pick a swimsuit from the one's I brought. Pyro likes the one I'm wearing right now, so you can't have it…sadly." -Kitty

"Um…okay." She said wanting to swim. "Do you have anything' in green?" She asked. "Yeah!" Kitty phased through the floor quickly grabbing the suit. "Here you go. Grab my hand and I'll take you to change."

When they were gone aura suggested that Gambit let her take care of the gumbo and he go in the pool with Rogue. The gumbo was doomed but she wanted to set her friends up. They made a nice couple. Remy dove into the pool, hiding out in a dark corner as Rogue jumped in.

Rogue started swimming laps. Kitty didn't own any swimsuits that would actually COVER anything, so she was glad that no one else was in the pool.