Diclaimer: I don't own anything... except the idea and identity of 'Aura'.

Chapter4

He grabbed her around the waist. "AHH!" She screamed. hehehehehe "WHAT THE HELL?" She asked. "De way dat he kisses." He said before pressing his mouth onto hers.

AH! What the-how, how is this possible? How the hell am I touchin' Gambit….wait…I'm touchin'…Remy… Her thoughts became considerably more blurred as he started to kiss her, and she…to her own amazement….started to kiss him back…

We'll just say that they're going to be occupied for the next….long while. author's evil smirk

Aura sat in the bushes that divided the pool and the yard, video camera in hand. Rogue's first ever real kiss. "All thanks to me" she said. The camera undoubtedly picked up every word of it.

She didn't hear Warren sprint up behind her. As she turned she saw him in time to absorb the blow from the glomp/tackle. " Ow." She said.

The loud ruckus of them falling through the bushes was enough to distract the couple in the pool… Rogue's eyes opened wide as Aura and Warren fell through the green stuff and landed with loud thuds. She pushed Gambit off of her, despite his and her SCREAMING MINDS protests. "Aura, What the hell?"

"um….giggle huh…I've got pizza! " She said.

Rogue's eyes were wide on the two angels that were still laying ontop of each other. "Is that what ya're callin' it now?"

"NO! ITS NOTHING LIKE THAT! YOU BLOODY IDIOT GET OFF ME!" she said, violently pushing Warren off.

"awwww…." He said as he fell off.

"LOOK!" she pointed to the area behind the two southerners, hoping to distract them for a minute and make a clean get away. "APOCKY HAS CUBICALS!"

Being indulgent they looked. And for some reason Warren dragged her off into the bushes and magically had his way with her.

TWO HOURS LATER:

Aura stumbled out from behind the bushes, hair REALLY messed up…and clothes not put on so straight. "warren….? Can we go take a shower? There's dirt in places that it shouldn't be…"

"um…..sure…. cheesy smile that sparkles.

"uh…..where'd the gumbo go?"

Aura realized that after two hours of…distractions….Gambit had gotten slapped by Rogue, given up for a minute, cooked the gumbo, went back to hitting on her, got slapped and a good ole' fashioned southern beat down, and was currently sleeping in the quiet contentment of unconsciousness.

Rogue on the other hand had gotten very hungry from kicking his butt and ate all the gumbo. Then Jean magically mind raped her, and she fell into unconsciousness as well.

Now they were sleeping on the angel's bed…together. Aura thanked the goddess and then realized that she wasn't Storm. But it was a good thing that Rogue still had a power prohibition collar on. Considering that Warren and Aura decided that it would be funny to take pictures of them in funky poses. Rogue on top of Gambit, Remy on top of Rogue, both of them laying together. Aura had the bright idea of scanning in the pictures and putting them through Photoshop. That way she could put on romantic little quotes and torture Rogue with them around valentine's day. - Remy, on the other hand, she knew that he would enjoy them just as much as she would.

Warren started up the computer and let Aura go do what she wanted to her lovely little pics. She took a aerial picture of the two laying together and put the quote "never let me fall in the corner. "aw" they said collectively.

"Hey, War, let's take some pics of us together." She said as she took the camera and flashed a picture of the shocked face of Warren.

""uh…SURE!" He broke out the camera that Aura had hooked up to the computer and pulled her close to him. "Smile babe" he said, still running off that sugar high that he'd developed hours earlier. Aura started laughing extremely hard, to the point that she couldn't sit still. She realized how her sides were paining her as she continued for a good ten minutes.

"Aura what's wrong?" He asked, wondering what the hell was going on.

"Your. Phone. Is . Vibrating. On. My. Bum. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" she said laughing.

"Its still ringing? O.o"

Aura looked around her, suddenly just now realizing that the phone had stopped vibrating o-so-long ago. "o. uh. Guess not…cheesy I'm-kinda-sorry smile insert sparkles here."

"wow….does it really tickle that much? o.o"

"O YEAH!"

"i. Must. Try. This. Vibrating. Of. Which. You. Speak. "

BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY BUSY

"I guess I should call that person back, right?"

"Uh….I don't think so. But if you have to…" Aura said, making a pouty face.

"I'm sorry babe." He said taking out his phone and dialing the number back.

Aura took the camera and started to take pictures of her wings while Warren started yelling about some random business deal thing. "DO do Do do DO do" she sang to herself.

"GR ," warren growled. "I need to fly back into the city for a quick business deal. Sorry. I'll be back as soon as I can." He said, giving her shocked face a quick kiss and flew off into the sunset. "WHAT? WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?" She cried. "AND….why is the sunset now? I'm so confused."

INTERMISSION

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Deedley dee, there they are a standin in a row. Bum bum bum…big ones small ones some as big as your head. Give ema twist a flick of the wrist, that's what the showman said, HEY! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Every boy in town will make me rich. There stands me wife, the idle of me life sayin," Rolly Bowly ball a tiddleatich."

Intermission Ends

Rogue shifted a little in the warm comfy spot that she was. She had no clue where she was, but she did know that for some reason, large parts of her body were in pain. Could be from that workout….Beatin the Cajun up was worth it though! HAHAHAHAHAHA! The bastard Cajun. GRRRR . She opened her eyes to a really weird lighting situation really bright spot light thingy and random red lights. "What the hell?"

She sat up and looked around. She saw a note on the headboard of the bed the told her to go to the computer and turn it on.

"Uh…okay." She got up and went to Aura' desk .The monitor was on blinking at her to click it. bleep bleep bleep

Click'

"HEY ROGUE! GOOD MORNING! TOP O D"MORNIN TO YA!" Aura's face came on the screen. "AH! " Screamed Rogue.

"Uh yeah…me and your Cajun were kinda bored…so we decided to go and play hide and go seek in the dark! Be back soon! O wait, Gambit has something that he wanted to tell you," She said, walking off the screen.

Cliff Hanger: What are Aura and Gambit doing, going off together like that? lol. No i didn't steal Rogue's man... i'd get beat by so many people if i did. Read my other fics. PLEASE REVIEW!