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Chapter Three

Guess Who's Coming For Dinner

Sitting in front of an empty parchment with you her head between her hands was Ginny's less favorite part of the day. It wasn't that she suffered from writers block; it was simply the fast that she didn't know how to get the object of her first serious article to be interviewed.

"Need anything Ms. Weasley?" asked Violet as she brought Ginny a big pile of old newspapers.

"No thank you Vi." She lifted her head and glanced at the pile. "What is that?"

"Ms. Roseland sent those for you, it's supposed to help you with research. I personally think its wastepaper. We all know that you and Harry Potter are close friends even she knows but she would never give up on a chance to make your life any harder then it is." The older woman made a face as she mentioned her Boss.

"Vi I never knew you had it in you." Ginny said awe struck and a smile began to form on her lips and showed her to sit down and conjured two hot cups of Coffee.

"And besides," continued Violet after she took a sip and conjured a few ginger newts. "She knows that once you get promoted it's no time till you get her spot. She knows you have much greater talent then her and she's jealous I won't be surprised if she won't try to sabotage it even though she's the one who offered you the promotion." Ginny opened her mouth to comment but Violet shushed her soon enough. "The publishers, or so I heard, threatened her that if you won't be promoted she will sacked! Not only that but you'll get her spot therefore she promoted you but on her terms." She finally finished her speech and gave Ginny a superior look.

"How do you all that?"

"her secretary, Dorothy, and I are best friends since Hogwarts and hates Ms. Roseland even more then you." She took a bite off the ginger newt and offered one to Ginny who politely refused. "You Ms. Weasley are far nicer and the dream boss for every secretary there is. We want you to get her spot you'll do the magazine much better."

"Thank you Violet." Ginny blushed and smiled a coy smile. "that's the sweetest thing I ever heard."

"You welcome Boss." She finished her coffee and stood up. "and remember whenever you need something were here."

"No problems Vi."

"Kick her snotty rare ends Ms. Weasley."

"I will." Ginny laughed as the older woman shut the door behind her and began to write her questions for the interview.

"Jonnie! Your sexless lover is home!" Ginny called as she hung her cloak on the coat-hanger. "Your wrong equipment mistress! Your yang to you yen!" he still didn't answer her. "Jonnie! Where are you?"

"He's in his the shower."

"Oh thanks Harry!" Ginny smiled at him and began to walk to her bedroom but stopped mid track. "Harry?"

"Yes Gin?" he dried his hands with a kitchen towel and looked rather edible in Ginny's cooking apron with the writings 'Kiss the Cook-Kill the Twins'.

"What are you doing here?" was it just her or she has been asking him this particular question every time she sees him.

"Jonathan invited me for dinner and I agreed." He gave a huge smile and walked over to where she stood rooted to the floor and kissed her cheek lingeringly. "I wanted to see you."

"Harry, I-" she didn't know what to say her mouth went dry and body heat sky rocked and she was on the verge of a heart attack."-I have to go and change." She ran to her bedroom and locked the door and preformed a silencing charm, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and she collapsed on her bed.

There were soft knocking fifteen minutes later and Ginny rose from the bed and heavily opened the door.

"Ginny, dinner is almost-" but before he was able to finish his sentence Ginny grabbed Jonathan by the hem of his shirt and closed the door behind him.

"Why didn't you tell me He was coming tonight?" her eyes bulged in a menacing way like a mad person.

"I wanted to surprise you." He muttered frightened and avoided Ginny's killing stare.

"A surprise party is a surprise! A new dress is a surprise! Cleaning the place is a surprise! Even a puppy is a surprise! HARRY POTTER, JONATHAN, IS NOT A SURPRISE!" and she let go of him.

"I also invited your brother and Hermione."

"oh that's so much better! Having my older brother and best friend to watch me as a laughing stock!" she set on her bed with arms crossed. "I'm not going."

"What?"

"I said: I'm not going!"

"You have to go, Gin! I planned this especially for you." He fell on his knees and crawled towards Ginny. "Please come?" Ginny shook her head and he crawled closer. "Please?" she again refused. He was now at her feet. "for me?" another head shaking. "I'll do anything!" with that Ginny's eyes shinned.

"anything?" she asked slyly.

"anything!" he answered panicky and wasn't aware of her wicked smile. "Whatever you want!"

"Alright," she thought for a few seconds and then looked at Jonathan. "kiss my feet." She stuck her feet out waited for Jonathan to make a move.

"That just disgusting-"

"You said anything…"

"Alright, alright just don't use that sing song voice of yours it makes me uneasy." Reluctant Jonathan bent down and took off Ginny's high heels and began to kiss her feet.

A beaming Ginny and sickened Jonathan soon after joined the awaiting Trio at the table. Though she was smiling Ginny was still a nerve-wrack as she was positioned opposite Harry. they ate peacefully and with hardly any small talks until Harry broke the silence.

"So Jonathan, how long you and Ginny have been dating?" Ginny spat her drink out, Jonathan's fork fell on the ground, Ron choked on his food and Hermione looked rather amused.

"You're dating the pouf?" Ron asked angrily as Hermione patted his back to help him breathe. "You and the Fairy?"

"It takes one to call one." Said Jonathan and winked at a sniggering Hermione. "No pun intended, Love."

"None taken, John." She blew him a kiss and returned to patting Ron and comforting him.

"What do you mean a pouf?" interrupted a confused Harry. "Surely you don't mean he's-"

"Gay? Yes Harry dear, I am." Jonathan said brightly and added more wine to his glass. "I'm queer I'm here get used to it!" he flashed him a big smile.

"then why Ginny said that you're her boyfriend and kissed you?" he looked at Ginny with an angry face. He hated being lied to.

"Yes Ginny why you said that?" pointed Ron and joined to Harry's fury.

"Shut up, Ron." She inhaled slowly as she formed herself a way out of this mess. And then it hit her, "it was a joke! I wanted to prank you Harry! you know me! always the joking one." And she began to laugh her fake laughter and signaled Jonathan to join her.

"Ginny you little prick!" Harry laughed heartily and made Ginny's stomach to flip-flop. "You always come with something to get me!"

Jonathan leaned closer to Ginny and whispered, "He is so in love with you." And pinched her thigh beneath the table. "You are one lucky girl."

"After tonight I am the luckiest person." Heaved Ginny and took a long sip from her wine.

"You're such a brave little toaster."

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