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Chapter Twelve

The T-shirt, the Witch and the Living Cliché

It's was a beautiful morning when Ginny woke up. She felt warm and safe while spooning with the man beside her. She smiled to herself and snuggled further into his hold of her.

"Morning, Gin." He whispered to her ear in a sleepy voice. "Sleep well?"

"I haven't slept this good in ages," she kissed the palm of his hand still spooned in his arms. "How 'bout you?"

"I'm always sound a sleep when I have you in my arms, love." His breathe tickled Ginny in her ear and she giggled sleepily. "Am I making you laugh?" he asked slyly and ran his hand up and down her arm.

"You make me want to-" she stopped mid sentence as she turned around and saw that the man holding her was in fact Harry Potter in flesh. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She set up and her scream echoed between the bedroom walls, still panting and huffing like a marathon runner. She glimpsed a look at the bed and found it to be empty. "Oh thank Merlin's goatee! It was just a dream!"

"What was just a dream?" a deep voice asked from inside her bathroom. "Everything's okay?"

"Everything just fine," she said while whipping her sweaty forehead with palm of her hand. "I had a bad dream that's all." Her voice was shaky but other then that she was feeling much better. "Are you done with the bathroom?" she called from the bed.

"Yes, dear!" he said as he scampered out and stopped to grin at Ginny. "All yours, babe."

"Thank you very much." Ginny said while putting on her slippers. "I hope there is still hot water running."

"You could've just joined me in the shower, love." The man said cheekily and wrapped his arms around her from behind. "I wouldn't mind at all." Again his breath tickled the back of her neck.

"I'm sure you wouldn't," Ginny answered him and turned around slowly. "But I needed my slee-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" and again the man faced was none other then Harry Potter.

"Ginny! Ginny! Ginny, wake up!"

"Get away from me!" she yelled as someone shook her from the shoulders. "AHHHHHHHHH!" she cried and in a quick move she blindly smacked her shaker.

"OUCH!" he dropped her back to bed. "This is definitely going to leave a mark!"

"Jonathan!" she pulled him down to her to a strong embrace. "Oh it's so good to see you!"

"Air. Don't. Have. Air." Jonathan said while his body was being crashed by Ginny's arms.

"Sorry," She released him and then beamed at him. "But really, it's good to see again!"

"I didn't know I was gone." He scratched his head and tried to think what Ginny was talking about. "Just a reminder, where was I?"

"You were no where!" she said, "You have no idea how scary it was!"

"I know!" he exclaimed and smacked the mattress. "Usually I'm everywhere! To think I wasn't there, how awful it sounds." Then he realized something, "what was so scary? And why wasn't I there exactly?"

"I had a nightmare."

"The one where Mad-Eye Moody chases you with clawed leg and makes you eat Hagrid's cooking?"

"Worse."

"The one where Neville Longbottom dresses up as his grandmother and sings lines from Broadway musicals?"

"worse." she shuddered in horror at the image Jonathan described. "I still get sick every time I hear Popular."

"Don't tell it's the one where we sleep together?" he said in a frightened voice but Ginny shook her to say no. "If it's not that then what is it?"

"Harry."

"Harry Potter?" Ginny nodded to his question. "Honey, having Harry potter in you subconscious is anything but a nightmare."

"Well, it's a nightmare when you can't stop seeing him and loving the way he touches you!"

"My poor little Ginger-Muffin," he embraced her in a motherly hug and rocked her in his arms. "All alone and dreaming about the only man she ever loved."

"I don't love him!" she pushed him away from her. "Now if you don't mind I don't want to be late for work."

"You might fool yourself Ginny Weasley but I know that all you really want is to walk down Diagon Alley with a t-shirt saying 'I'M WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!' while Harry's shirt says 'SHE'S WITH THE CHOSEN ONE!' you can't deny that." He cried as she slammed the bathroom door in his face.

"Any messages Vi?" Ginny asked as she walked into her new office in the top floor of the Daily Prophet. "Has the mail arrived yet?"

"No dear, but your Mother Flooed asking me to remind you about dinner tomorrow night." Ginny noted that Violet never looked up from her book while giving her the message. "Coffee on table, today's schedule on table, anything else and I'm a shout away."

"And they say it's hard to find good help." She laughed at her secretary and moved on to her office.

"By the way, dear, Dorothy sends her love."

"Still in Thailand with her husband?"

"Second honeymoon." She said from behind the book. "Who goes to Thailand for a second honeymoon?"

"Same people who weren't there for their first honeymoon." Ginny chuckled and took a quill from the desk and headed to her office.

It was almost lunch time and Ginny was half pass editing one of the funniest column she ever read written by none other then Luna Lovegood-Longbottom dealing with the side affects of home made potions and how can daffodils heal them. As she was in the middle of re-writing one of the paragraphs Violet knocked on her door and looked rather confused.

"Excuse me, dear, but there's a lady here who says she knows you but I don't remember booking her a meeting with you, should I let her in?"

"Did she say who she is?"

"Lila something."

"Let her in, Vi." She sighed and put the paper down. "Make tea if you can along with some biscuits, please." Violet nodded and walked out of the office and in Ginny's visitor came, "Lila, I'm surprised to see you here."

"I'm surprised to be here myself." She set casually in front Ginny and took one of the framed pictures on her desk. "Bill?" she asked pointing at the man hugging Ginny and waving at the person taking the picture.

"Charlie." She took the picture away from her grasp. "But you're not the first one to be confused with everyone's names."

"Yes, well there are a lot of you so it's hard to remember which is which." She smiled faintly and Ginny. There was an awkward silence between the two and they avoided looking at each other. Suddenly Lila made a quick move to the pocket of her robe and Ginny who acted instead of think drew her wand out. "What are you doing?" Lila asked as she took out her hand out of the pocket.

"I'm trying to hex you before you hex me!" Ginny said a loud not taking down her wand.

"I wasn't trying to hex you paranoid woman!" Lila cried back at Ginny and took out a piece of parchment out of her pocket. "I was trying to give you this!" and she slammed it onto the table.

"Tea is ready!" the office door smashed open and Violet walked in carrying a tray with two tea cups and a plate of biscuits. She froze as she saw the two witches glaring daggers at one another. "Tea will be ready later!" she said and walked out on her tip toes.

"What is it?" Ginny indicated to the parchment.

"It's a wizrading annulment," Lila pointed at the ink writing, "I'm sure you can read or else you're at the wrong job."

"Do I need to remind you that you're not at a position of making fun of neither me nor my work?"

"Whatever, Red, I'm here to say that Harry is free." She gave her a meaningful look. "I should've agreed to annul those so called marriage earlier because in reality it wasn't anything real and I did pressure him to do it during a mission so we could catch that stupid Bedouin dark wizard and I just let my feelings work instead of my head. For the record, I'm a calculated person most of the time."

"I believe you." Ginny cut her words. "Why did you agree just now, presuming that Harry wasn't the one who didn't want to put an end to the marriage?"

"I'm going to be a living cliché but if you love somebody you let him go and if he comes back he was yours and if not wasn't yours to begins with."

"You're right," Ginny stiffed a smile and said, "You are a living cliché." She couldn't hide her smile anymore and even a giggle threatened to break free but she held it.

"Anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for ruining you're life and everything. You can go and be with Harry and live happily ever after."

"Thank you but I think you can skip the last part." Lila gave a quizzing look and arched her eyebrow. "It's just that I don't have any feelings for Harry anymore."

"Are you kidding me?" Lila began to laugh loudly. "You two are the most obvious people in the world! All he ever talks about is you, how you look and what you like! And you couldn't stop fight and argue with him while your brother had his first child delivered! Even when you don't talk you can't stay away from each other!" she gave Ginny an odd look and shook her head. "Make a move, Red, and fast before someone else does." She pocketed the annulment and made a move to the door. "He's at the Ministry of Magic preparing for a meeting, tell him I said goodbye." She gave Ginny a genuine smile and with a nod she closed the office door behind her and left for good.

"Where are you going, dear?" Violet asked as Ginny ran past her tugging at her coat and umbrella.

"To my apartment and then to the Ministry." Ginny said as she pushed past through the door.

"And what are you going to do at the Ministry?" Jonathan asked as Ginny quickly changed clothes and tried to comb her hair.

"I don't really," she stop combing and looked at him. "I'll just think on the way what to tell him."

"Just put on a t-shirt!"


A/N: what a mean cliffy! I such a she-devil! MOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! But don't worry my dears. Soon the finale clue will be solved!

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