TITLE: Lets Make a Bet! AUTHOR: kbobsquirrlyhair RATING: T

SUMMARY: One day in the Great Hall during breakfast Hermione and Ron make an interesting bet "Ron I bet you could NOT last as a girl excuse me woman for two months!" And we all know about the Weasley's Pride! How does Harry get dragged in to this dare well ya gotta R&R to find out.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter is a sole property of J.K Rowling.

The Talk

"Lets see… there are something you boys...no sorry...girls damn i mean umm…women need to know." Hermione said

"Oh no" Ron said.

"Well you see…I will start out with the stupid monthly joys." Hermione said in a sing song voice.

"You have got to be kiddin me! We have to go through that!" Harry said.

"Yes" Hermione answered but was cut off by "RON I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Harry yelled.

"Well if I am correct in saying you are getting close to your time." Hermione said to Harry with a laugh.

"wh-wh-wha-what why in the world did…RON I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" Harry said again.

"Now Harry clam down… after all it is only for two months and y-" But Hermione was cut off by.

"Two months I have to go through this for TWO months…but I don't want to have my-" Harry began.

"Oh stop acting like such a baby…you think two months is a long time try living with it for 40 FRIGGIN YEARS." Hermione said.

" You might have a point monie..." ron commented looking at harry's purple face." You know mate I never knew you could look so much like your uncle."

Hermonie grabbed harry as he jumped over the couch and grabbed for Ron.

"You don't know what it's firkin like you little..." harry broke off snarling.

"OK someone needs some mydol thats for sure." hermoine smirked, shoving harry into a different chair.

"Now you 2 are gonna half to march up to Madam Pomfrey and ask her for some 'essentials'"

"What this is no fair….I…I… I don't wanna go!" Harry said stomping his foot and starting to cry.

"I also believe that Christmas is coming up…. So during vacation we will have to go into Hogsmead and buy you two some bras, Harry you are gonna get some mydol, some tampons, oh and you two have to get thongs!" Hermione said as she counted on her fingers.

"t..ta..tampons" Ron said looking scared.

"Yes Ron tampons…. Now you two better go to Madam Pomfrey and ask for some well 'essentials'" Hermione finished pushing them out the door.

As soon as the portrait door closed Harry said "Ron how could you do this to me…. I no you think it is nothing to be a woman but could at least just for one day-" But he suddenly broke off because of a tall man with a white beard and half moon spectacles was standing right in front of him.