Disclaimer:i dont own dbz...or old women

FARMER GOKU

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Yells of excitement could be heard from the Son house as Goku ran around the kitchen.

"Im going to a farm! With all the fuzzy little animals and pigglets and ...OTHER THINGS!

Chichi desperatly tried to calm her demented husband down before leaving. But the stupid man was like a child who was sugar-high 24/7!

"Im going to get a duck and a pig and a ...duck..."

Poor Gohan had already fled the house in a rush to get away from his weird family. I mean who can blame him!

About one hour later Chichi had managed to tie Goku into the car so he wouldnt try jumping out the car window (cough ..happened before... cough) It was a short drive to the farm as they already lived in the country . People driving past could clearly see a crazed man screaming about birds, assuming the woman was heading towards a deserted place to ditch him.

But unfortunatly that was not going to happen...right now anyway.

"Are we there yet...How about now...AWWW COME ON OLD WOMAN!"

-----BANG-------

"Ooooo birdies"

There that solved the problem, remember girls frypans have two uses!

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After lunch Goku decided to wonder around and explore the land around him. Coming upon a mess of trees and a fence that looked very tempting to climb. So the idiot climbed it. Finally getting over he suddenly heard a "click" . Goku wondered why the fence was clicking so he grabed it...Again and again...

------ZAP--------

"Good god ! What the hell!"

------ZAP--------

"Hmmm this isnt working...maybe thi----------ZAAAAPPPPPPPP------

"Ok nope"

Oh i know...------ZAP------

"I guess i'm sleeping here then?"

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Poor poor Goku maybe things will be better tomorow...depends...

WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIM

(1) He encounters a dead ferret,alot more zapping,a few frypans and some random thing?

(2)Ends up meeting some weird looking swamp man called vegeta and have some crazy adventure?

(3)Has a happy day?

(4)Or i write somthing just mean and awful... with all of the above?

PLZ REVEIW