Author's Note: This chapter was written byOrangePanda,who had seen maybe three episodes of Stargate. But she did a great job despite that, so I had to put it in.

Well, Jack. It's now three thirty am and I am done your survey. Got it just after you sent it. Working on this project, thought I'd take a break. Enjoy, you odd, odd, man. Sam

1. What actor/actress is hot enough to make you consider changing your
sexual orientation for one night: Debra Messing
2. What did you do in high school: My homework, but I did date. I was even called promiscuous by the guy rated Most Dorkiest.
3. What is in your CD player right now: Alanis Morresette
4. Name one song you're embarrassed to like: "Cowboy Take Me Away"
5. Where were you on 9/11: On a mission with SG 3. Emergency recall scared the hell out of me.
6. Have you ever dressed in drag: Not exactly, no.
7. How many times have you seen Titanic: Three.
8. How naked have you been in public? I once wore a two-piece...
9. What is the most interesting thing you've done on an airplane: Well, there was the time I was flying with Jack & Daniel. And Jack fell asleep, and so Daniel and I thought it'd be funny to switch places. And he didn't notice for a while, until... well, I'm sure you remember it Jack.
10. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all: Yes.
11. What is your favorite contient: Africa
12. What is your least favorite bone to break: tailbone.
13. It's Saturday morning, and you're sick. What's on your TV: Spongebob
14. It's Friday night and you're sick. What movie are you watching: Somewhere In Time
15. Have you ever done karaoke: Yes...
16. Have you ever been in a movie: Nope
17. What is your favorite food: French fries.
18. What is the strangest pet you've had: I had a pet group of amoeba in grade school. They died.
19. What's under your bed: Floor.
20. If you could cameo on any TV show, what would it be: ER
21. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you live: Narnia
22. Have you ever placed a restraining order or had one placed against you: Nope
23. If you could smack any celebrity, who would it be? Anyone who has had implants. When they die and get buried, environmentalists will raise a fuss, 'cause they won't be biodegradable.
24. If you could smack any TV show character, who would it be? That stupid guy who plays President Bush on those shows on CNN. I mean, really. When you look and act that much like a monkey, it's a wonder anyone can not believe in evolution
25. If you could look like anyone, who would it be? Sandra Bullock
26. What movie (s) have you seen more than 10 times? Somewhere in Time
27. Who is your favorite villain? Magneto
28. Who is your favorite hero? Amelia Aerhart
29. Do you claim any religious affiliation? no
30. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle (be honest, Dan)? Yes, with Daniel actually.
31. Do you own anything pink? Yes, I do.
32. Whose picture do you have in your wallet? I have this picture we took of the SG1 team a while back... plus one of my father and mother... one of Cassandra from school... I think that's it
33. What was the last song you sang? in high school, we learned a song to remember formulas, "C. Equals. two-pi, no square. And A. Equals pi square no two!"
34. Who was the last person you hugged? Walter
35. When was the last time you cried? When my mother died.
36. What is your favorite place? The event horizon. How poetic!
37. What is your least favorite place? The room where Gen Hammond yells at us all the time and we get the bad news and such
38. What is your favorite physical feature of the same/opposite sex? It's weird... but I like jawlines. Jawlines make the man.
39. What is your perfect pizza? Thick/medium crust, thick pepperonis, sausage, onions, not too much cheese or sauce.
40. What are you afraid of? Drowning
41. What is your most overused phrase? Well, you see... insert scientific stuff Jack doesn't understand here
42. What is your first thought waking up? Yes.
43. Pepsi or Coke? Coke
44. Chocolate or vanilla? chocolate. I am female, after all.
45. Cappuccino or coffee? Coffee... more caffeine
46. Have you ever played a game involving removal of clothing? Yes.. Jack and Daniel and Teal'c made me join in a "team bonding" exercise...
47. Have you ever been beaten up? Once, in basic. But then I got muscles.
48. Have you ever shoplifted? Yes. But I really needed the microscope.
49. What did you want to be growing up? A Navy doctor, on a boat.
50. How many illegal drugs have you taken? Three: once I smoked a pot, and once I took two mysterious things a guy offered me, to help me stay awake. Are alien drugs that are forced into me illegal? 'Cause that'd be lots.
51. Have many people would you trust with your life? Three. Gen Hammond, Jack, Daniel. Well and I guess Janet, too, 'cause she keeps doing those medical things.
52. How many tattoos do you have? One. Right above my ankle.
53. How many scars do you have? Two.
54. Do you drool or snore when you sleep? not that I know of... although some people claim that I kick.
55. How did you wake up? with a start, usually
56. What did you dream about? The beach. I haven't had a vacation in so long... and I just bought the cutest bathing suit the other day...
57. Who was the last person you saw? Gen Hammond. He wanted me to get some sleep, but I have got to finish this... I'm so damn close, if it weren't for your stinking quiz, Jack...
58. Who was the last person you talked to? Gen. Hammond.
59. If you could kill any one person, who would it be? That I know, personally? Teal'c. 'Cause he just keeps getting in the way of our happy... urm... nevermind.
60. How many pillows are on your bed? One, why?
61. Who was the last person to annoy you? Walter. We were having an argument, see, and he said he wouldn't... well... nevermind.
62. What was the last word you said? "maybe" (see 72)
63. When was the last time you said, "I don't fcking remember?" A couple minutes ago, as I was trying to remember the damn area of a freaking circle. Who the hell thought up pi anyways?
64. What color socks are you wearing? they're brightly colored toe-socks. Not exactly regulation, but with my awesome big black boots, who can tell?
65. McDonalds or Burger King? Wendy's: open late!
66. Have you ever been called a tease? Nooo... although I have called other people one
67, What country would you most like to live in? France
68. Adidas or Nike? Keds
69. How do you want to die? Of a disease that I just figured out how to cure, but was too late to save myself.
70. How many CDs do you own? Lots. Like, maybe twenty.
71. How many times have you been in the newspaper? I was in the school newspapers a bunch. And journals of science occasionally. But never the Times or whatnot.
72. What was the last thing you said? "hmm... no... the phlangie can't hook up to the isotopic metronome... maybe..."
73. What was the last noise you heard before you feel asleep? the whirring of the computer and clicking of my pen
74. When did you wake up? Wake up? I've been working on this highly technical science thing all night... waking up would involve sleeping.
75. Do you believe in God? God, as humans imagine it, cannot exist. I've done the research. But there could be some semblance of a higher power... just not as we see it...
76. Do you speak another language? No, that's Daniel's job. Although I did learn some French in high school...