Author's Note: This chapter is also by MerryFairy.Rated for Jack's mouth.
Here ya are Campers!
1.What actor/actress is hot enough to make you consider changing yoursexual orientation for one night: the geico gecko- he's one sexy beast
2. What did you do in high school: Candice
3. What is in your CD player right now: a burned copy of "you've lost that lovin' feelin'"
4. Name one song you're embarrassed to like: see above
5. Where were you on 9/11: offworld
6. Have you ever dressed in drag: only that one time when... how old are you Danny? Nevermind, I'm too young to know what was goin' on then…
7. How many times have you seen Titanic: more than I care to admit
8. How naked have you been in public? running shoes... running very fast with my running shoes...
9. What is the most interesting thing you've done on an airplane: Candice
10. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all: yeah… but the losing fcking hurts
11. What is your favorite contient: shrugs any contient s' better than being incontinent heh heh ohhh I can just see your faces now… T all confused, Carter scowling at my pun, Spacemonkey looking disgusted…it's great to be me
12. What is your least favorite bone to break: cheekbones. It messes up my pretty, pretty face. I feel pretty.. oh so pretty...
13. It's Saturday morning, and you're sick. What's on your TV: Teletubbies. And if you tell anyone, I'll be forced to kill you
14. It's Friday night and you're sick. What movie are you watching: hangs head remember question 7?
15. Have you ever done karaoke: I'm told the answer to that question is yes... but sober, I've recently returned from a sober rendition of "you've lost that lovin' feelin'"… which may be true consider the look on spacemonkey's face when he woke up…
16. Have you ever been in a movie: well I was up for a part in the movie for Wormhole Xtreme, but then we kinda got stuck offworld without our DHD and they couldn't get in touch with me...
17. What is your favorite food: yes, please
18. What is the strangest pet you've had: I had a tribble once... although that was in the 60's, so maybe it was just a really furry gerbil I paid too much for...
19. What's under your bed: God, I don't know. I'd want a gas mask, a magnum, and Teal'c to find out, too
20. If you could cameo on any TV show, what would it be: the Simpsons. Homer is God
21. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you live: see above
22. Have you ever placed a restraining order or had one placed against you: only in the 60s
23. If you could smack any celebrity, who would it be? Nick Marlowe... the idiot was a TERRIBLE me.
24. If you could smack any TV show character, who would it be? "That stupid guy who plays President Bush on those shows on CNN. I mean, really. When you look and act that much like a monkey, it's a wonder anyone can not believe in evolution…" Carter, I hate to be the one to break this to you… but your trust in your buddy Darwin may be a little misplaced…
25. If you could look like anyone, who would it be? Richard Dean Anderson. He's one sexy man.
26. What movie (s) have you seen more than 10 times? hangs head deeply ashamed remember question seven? AND RAMBO AND ROCKY AND THE GODFATHER, SO DON'T GO GETTING IDEAS HERE I STILL HAVE A GUN
27. Who is your favorite villain? Darth Vader! He's got a cape and a light saber and he terrifies the living shit out of all the little little cronies… I still remember waiting all night to see that movie in theaters…
28. Who is your favorite hero? Ba da dum! Batman! The man's got no special powers, he's just all dark and moody and muscle-y and damn smart and a huge chip on his shoulder
29. Do you claim any religious affiliation? Yes. Besides, if I answered that question other than yes, my Irish Catholic mother would leave Heaven specifically to beat me.
30. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle (be honest, Dan)? "Yes, with Daniel actually." Oh really Dan? These things you don't share… I wonder why?
31. Do you own anything pink? …. I've confessed to teletubbies and Titanic, I don't think this question is necessary. Who wrote this damn survey anyway? Oh yeah. Me.
32. Whose picture do you have in your wallet? I've got one of SG1, one of Charlie, and one of spacemonkey in drag… heh heh. I'm not sure he even knew about it…
33. What was the last song you sang? See question…oh hell, whatever question the karaoke one was
34. Who was the last person you hugged? Well I tried to hug spacemonkey after waking him up, but I would've had more luck with a cactus- so Sam I guess… and T before that
35. When was the last time you cried? It was right after we adopted Cassandra and I was very very sick and tired and I was watching Armageddon and the dad stays behind… TELL ANYONE AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
36. What is your favorite place? Minnesota… my lake… my fishing pole… my boat… and yes, "the event horizon" Amen, Carter
37. What is your least favorite place? Antarctica… my freezing ass hates Antarctica
38. What is your favorite physical feature of the same/opposite sex? Hehehehe me and my dirty old man mind… although pretty high up on the list is a certain blonde head…
39. What is your perfect pizza? Um… the one that's in my mouth?
40. What are you afraid of? Nightmares from Charlie's death and black ops … and dying stupidly
41. What is your most overused phrase? I think its less of a phrase and more of a habit of hand motions that no one else understands that I cant seem to shake… and despite common misconception, it's not from black ops… it's from Freddy in Scooby Doo
42. What is your first thought waking up? food
43. Pepsi or Coke? Oh come on now. A good Irish American kid like me? Coke, duh!
44. Chocolate or vanilla? Yes, please
45. Cappuccino or coffee? Coffee- Danny's made me drink so much of it I'm getting addicted
46. Have you ever played a game involving removal of clothing? Hehe… yeah… Danny and T and I made Carter play this game once…
47. Have you ever been beaten up? When I was a kid… but you should've seen the other guy….. once I wasn't quite so scrawny anymore
48. Have you ever shoplifted? Is it still stealing if the item in question wasn't legal?
49. What did you want to be growing up? An astronaut
50. How many illegal drugs have you taken? How the hell would I know?
51. Have many people would you trust with your life? No comment. I don't want ya'll getting mushy on me
52. How many tattoos do you have? Heh, NO. If I told you, I'd never be left alone until you've seen all of them. And Carter, no fair trying to wrest it out of Dr. Frasier either
53. How many scars do you have? More than I can count in this lifetime
54. Do you drool or snore when you sleep? How the hell should I know? I'm asleep! These questions are getting dumber and dumber. Who… oh yeah. Nevermind
55. How did you wake up? Don't I wish I'd fallen asleep to answer that question. Damn cold medicine.
56. What did you dream about? See above. All this stuff about sleep is making me mad
57. Who was the last person you saw? Uhh…in real life or in my medicine induced sleep deprived hallucinations?
58. Who was the last person you talked to? I'm not sure anymore if it was real or not, but I think I may have called Carter an hour ago and woken her up, but if I did the exact conversation consisted of "hey, Carter, glad you're up" and "Sir, the whole damn world had better be in danger"
59. If you could kill any one person, who would it be? Apophis. We seem to be having trouble doing in the wormy bastard
60. How many pillows are on your bed? At what point is a squishy object a pillow?
61. Who was the last person to annoy you? I'm pretty much chief annoyer around here… so I guess it'd be McKinsey
62. What was the last word you said? See next question
63. When was the last time you said, "I don't fcking remember?" see previous question
64. What color socks are you wearing? My feet are very happily nekkid, thank you very much
65. McDonalds or Burger King? Yes, please
66. Have you ever been called a tease? On more occasions then I would care to remember
67. What country would you most like to live in? Minnesota. Quiet, obvious man!
68. Adidas or Nike? Child slavery bastards
69. How do you want to die? A very contended very very old man in Minnesota with my lake and my fish or doing something useful and meaningful
70. How many CDs do you own? As in not illegally copied? None.
71. How many times have you been in the newspaper? With my name spelled right, sadly none. Humorless one "l" O'Neill has gotten a lot of undeserved press coverage, too
72. What was the last thing you said? Haven't I answered this question before? I'm getting confused here
73. What was the last noise you heard before you feel asleep? Damn it! More sleep questions! What the hell was I thinking?
74. When did you wake up? DAMN IT! SONOFABITCH!
75. Do you believe in God? All right, GOD damn it! And see questions 20 and 29
76. Do you speak another language? If I admit to this, does that mean I get less translations Danny?