There once was a guy named Steve. Steve was always a very outgoing person, and had a good lifestyle. He had a lot of friends, a decent job, and was attending his local university. One day Steve met a guy named Lester, and Lester had something to show Steve. "Here it is," said Lester, "It's great, and you can have it for only one-hundred dollars." He held out a small penguin to Steve. "Why would I want this," Steve replied. "Oh, this is no ordinary penguin," said Lester, "It's a magical penguin and it makes you feel great." "I don't think so," said Steve.
About a month later Steve found himself in a tragic life. He had lost his job, his girlfriend ditched him for Jack the Ripper, and his parents died in a freak gasoline fight accident. Steve was now working night shift at a KFC. He was depriving himself of sleep, and often cried and slit his wrists. His classes were getting harder in school, and his friends were worried about him. Steve felt lonely and he needed guidance. So Steve decided to give the deranged man, Lester, a call.
Steve talked to Lester about the penguin, and found the courage to buy it. His first impression of the penguin was a little shocking. He thought it wasn't that great, but he grew to enjoy the penguin. Steve started caring for the penguin, and he spent a lot of time with it. His grades in school started slipping, and his friends stopped calling. The penguin was becoming Steve's life.
Steve lost his job one night after he was late for the 7th time in a row. He then decided to drop out of school so he could save money for him and the penguin. He began investing a lot of money in the penguin, and the penguin was the only thing he had in life. Fairly soon, Steve was running out of money, and the IRS came and took away some of his stuff. Although, Steve was able to hide the penguin from the IRS, he was still in trouble. Steve began experimenting with other penguins; big ones, small ones, pink ones, and blue ones. Steve eventually lost everything, including his house and his money.
He lived on the street with his penguins, and he was getting very sick. He began stealing so he could afford the penguins. He was charged with armed robbery, and grand theft. Steve was getting sicker, especially in the mind. He was caught for public indecency three times before doing some time in prison. Steve tried to think about his old life in prison, but it was too far out of reach. It did not help that he was gang raped ten times in the showers.
When Steve got out, the only thing on his mind was getting reunited with his penguins. So he called Lester once again, and was dealt. Steve's health really went downhill from there. He began having seizures and hallucinations on a daily basis. He had failed three suicide attempts in a week. Steve's health was getting to the point where he couldn't get out of his box. He stayed there for a week with his penguins. He had no food, drink, or sleep. One cold, cold day, the penguins left Steve. Steve had died in his box wearing a Japanese wizard's cloak. He later burned in hell, and ate twinkies with Lester.