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I do not believe you can order us to complete a survey of this sort, O'Neill. It is not within your duties as CO.
1. What actor/actress is hot enough to make you consider changing your sexual orientation for one night: Sean Connery
2. What did you do in high school: I did not attend high school.
3. What is in your CD player right now: Enya, "Shepard Moon"
4. Name one song you're embarrassed to like: "Wind Beneath My Wings"
5. Where were you on 9/11: eating breakfast at the SGC
6. Have you ever dressed in drag: No.
7. How many times have you seen Titanic: I have not seen the movie.
8. How naked have you been in public? Totally naked.
9. What is the most interesting thing you've done on an airplane: Gen O'Neill once convinced me to write insulting names in mirror image on Daniel Jackson's forehead while he was asleep. He was quite angry when he noticed them.
10. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all: I feel that I am missing out on part of this question, but that it is better to have loved and lost.
11. What is your favorite contient: I have only been to North America, on Earth. It seems satisfactory.
12. What is your least favorite bone to break: Neck.
13. It's Saturday morning, and you're sick. What's on your TV: Digimon.
14. It's Friday night and you're sick. What movie are you watching: Pirates of the Caribbean.
15. Have you ever done karaoke: Yes. I sang "We Are the Champions" with the rest of the SG1 team. How do you not remember, O'Neill? It was you who picked the song. Daniel approved.
16. Have you ever been in a movie: No.
17. What is your favorite food: Pancakes. Chocolate chip pancakes.
18. What is the strangest pet you've had: As a child, I once had a k'paal, which is similar to a teddy bear, only living, with six-inch fangs.
19. What's under your bed: The floor.
20. If you could cameo on any TV show, what would it be: Buffy
21. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you live: A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
22. Have you ever placed a restraining order or had one placed against you: No.
23. If you could smack any celebrity, who would it be? Michael Jackson
24. If you could smack any TV show character, who would it be? Lana Lang
25. If you could look like anyone, who would it be? Peter Gallagher
26. What movie (s) have you seen more than 10 times? Star Wars.
27. Who is your favorite villain? Darth Vader
28. Who is your favorite hero? R2-D2
29. Do you claim any religious affiliation? No. My gods were false, and I do not care to put my allegiance again to something so intangible.
30. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle (be honest, Dan)? Col. Carter forced me to watch the movie as well.
31. Do you own anything pink? Last Christmas, Daniel gave me a T-shirt that said, "Real Men Wear Pink." I have not yet worn the shirt.
32. Whose picture do you have in your wallet? A group picture of SG1.
33. What was the last song you sang? Play That Funky Music White Boy.
34. Who was the last person you hugged? Capt. Carter.
35. When was the last time you cried? There was an incident with pepper spray three weeks ago, but Daniel promises he was under the influence of alien drugs.
36. What is your favorite place? With family.
37. What is your least favorite place? The infirmary.
38. What is your favorite physical feature of the same/opposite sex? Hair.
39. What is your perfect pizza? Anchovies and onions.
40. What are you afraid of? Bunnies.
41. What is your most overused phrase? "Indeed."
42. What is your first thought waking up? That there must be a less suicide-inducing tone for an alarm clock to make.
43. Pepsi or Coke? Coke.
44. Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
45. Cappuccino or coffee? Coffee
46. Have you ever played a game involving removal of clothing? O'Neill has odd ideas of what constitutes SG1 "bonding time." Though I believe the game centered around Carter, for some reason.
47. Have you ever been beaten up? My line of work is hazardous.
48. Have you ever shoplifted? When Carter first took me to a supermarket, she failed to inform me that one must pay for produce before consuming it. It was completely accidental.
49. What did you want to be growing up? First Prime of Apophis.
50. How many illegal drugs have you taken? None
51. Have many people would you trust with your life? Five: Gen. O'Neill, Col. Carter, Daniel Jackson, Gen. Hammond, and Braetac.
52. How many tattoos do you have? One. It is gold, and rather obvious.
53. How many scars do you have? One. My symbiote helps me to heal quickly.
54. Do you drool or snore when you sleep? I do not snore. Daniel Jackson is lying.
55. How did you wake up? My alarm clock sounded.
56. What did you dream about? Barbequed chicken
57. Who was the last person you saw? Gen O'Neill
58. Who was the last person you talked to? Gen O'Neill
59. If you could kill any one person, who would it be? The man from "Blue's Clues."
60. How many pillows are on your bed? Two
61. Who was the last person to annoy you? Gen O'Neill
62. What was the last word you said? "Good-night"
63. When was the last time you said, "I don't fcking remember?" I do not use that phrase.
64. What color socks are you wearing? black
65. McDonalds or Burger King? Burger King
66. Have you ever been called a tease? Gen O'Neill called me such once, but I believe he was joking. Probably.
67, What country would you most like to live in? Liechtenstein.
68. Adidas or Nike? Why do humans insist on buying overpriced sports shoes?
69. How do you want to die? In battle
70. How many CDs do you own? Four
71. How many times have you been in the newspaper? I have not.
72. What was the last thing you said? "O'Neill, you are not making sense. Good night."
73. What was the last noise you heard before you feel asleep? The refrigerator humming.
74. When did you wake up? At six o'clock.
75. Do you believe in God? I refrain judgment on that issue.
76. Do you speak another language? Yes.