A/N: First off, the only actual character that we gotta give a disclaimer to is Jee. The other are original characters for a story we will soon be posting on our (was supposed to be just Hippie's) fanfic author page. Yay!
!WARNING! There is bisexual tendicies and sexual references in this fic. If you are offended, then why the fuck are you still reading this? Get the fuck out HATER!
Wings says you are a hater. She's gonna kick your ass. Seriously though, if you don't like reading about sex or bi-ness, then your stupid to keep reading this.
WARNING (again): This is a PREVIEW to our soon-to-be-posted ZUTARA FANFIC! We just wanted to give you a short little look at what's going through our twisted and horny little minds.
The Scene:
Tosuke sat down on the cold ice, tired. He had decided he refused to work for these damned water-bending slave-drivers, forcing them to repair their damn ships. He was tired and sleepy and horny. Damn them and their lack of pretty boys. Or girls, he wasn't picky. He yawned and stretched, noticing Jee walk over to him, glaring.
"What the fuck are you doing 'Suke? Get your lazy ass up and start working! I'm going to laugh when you get the shit beat outta you," Jee warned.
Tosuke didn't hear a word he said because a very sexy, young water-bender guard happened to walk past at that exact moment and Tosuke's eyes were glued to his ass.
"Tosuke! Are you listening to me?" Jee followed his gaze, saw where it ended, and immediately knew what Tosuke was thinking. "Tosuke! He can't be more than 15 or 16, you petifile!"
Tosuke grinned and shrugged non-chalantly. He leaned back on his hands, never moving his eyes from the 'picture of perfection' before him. "All the better, Jee. The younger they are, the more they are willing to try. He's so fresh and innocent. I bet he's never even kissed a boy! I'll get his sweet, boy-ass virginity," he sighed in a dreamy voice, tilting his head slightly to the side. "I want him."
Jee exhaled annoyed. "Well, you can't have him. Despite the fact that he is a water-bender and you are a fire-bender, there is also the fact that he is probably straight as a...a...stalactite in a blizzard."
Tosuke looked over to Jee and raised an eyebrow. "A stalactite huh? Think of that on the spot did you?"
Jee stared at him. "Fuck you."
"It's about time."
Jee growled in frustration. "Get back to work Tosuke. Besides, it's not like you're not going to see him, he's one of the night guards for your cell."
Tosuke sighed, a dreamy look taking over his expression once again. "Yeah. His name is Shinji. He's pretty."
"Do you know anything else about him?"
"Nope. And I want to keep it that way. Keeps it from getting complecated."
Jee stops working and wipes the sweat from his brow with the back of his hand. "So, we still busting out of here tonight, right?"
Tosuke shrugged. "You're the boss. I'll do anything you want. But I got some unfinished buisness to take care of," he said in a quiet tone, staring at the cabin that Shinji had just entered.
A/N: What did you think? Yes, this is going to be a Zutara and I know this isn't Zutara-ness. But we wanted to make you laugh. And we can't put up any Zutara scenes just yet, 'cause we are still working them out. So deal with it. Or I'll kick your ass (verbally)! Now click the review button damn you! Click it! CLICKY CLICKY!