Author's Note: This one's actually by me! Hope you all enjoyed this.
To: "Jack" "Sam" "T'ealc" "Daniel guys. Jack, it turns out you did already send this to me, I just accidentally deleted it with a bunch of junk mail. And Sam, when you tried to send it to me I put it in a folder so I wouldn't lose it but then I forgot that I had. And T'ealc, it turns out your attempt got through too, I just didn't see it on the list. So... sorry I took so long getting this out, and thanks, whoever printed it out and taped it to my face while I was sleeping. I appreciate it.
1. What actor/actress is hot enough to make you consider changing your sexual orientation for one night: Uh, don't remember his name... the guy who played Dr. Webber on General Hospital in the late 70s. Yes, I've seen General Hospital. My mother taped every episode until she died, and I watch them when I'm bored. Really bored. Anyway, this guy was pretty hot, but he's probably like 50 now (no offense, Jack).
2. What did you do in high school: Well, mostly I tried to duck. I tried being cool for awhile, but that only got me more beat up, so I embraced my inner geek.
3. What is in your CD player right now: Five for Fighting
4. Name one song you're embarrassed to like: "Mandy"... couldn't say why
5. Where were you on 9/11: In my office... I had fallen asleep at my desk translating (Sam was off-world with SG-3 so we weren't on duty), and I woke up at six-thirty when my radio alarm turned on. Instead of traffic and weather, I heard the dj crying. Creepy... I always ignored Earth news because it seemed... petty compared to what we deal with. Guess I was wrong.
6. Have you ever dressed in drag: Well, there was that one planet that made me queen... I know you had something to do with that, Jack. Stop trying to deny it.
7. How many times have you seen Titanic: Only once. The ending was too sad for me to see it again.
8. How naked have you been in public? Well, there was that one planet that they dumped me on when they descended me and wiped my memory.
9. What is the most interesting thing you've done on an airplane: Jumped out of it. Actually, someone pushed me, but Jack had already jumped, so it must have been T'ealc. Although Sam was laughing pretty hard when she landed.
10. Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all: Yes. Though you don't think so at the time.
11. What is your favorite contient: Australia. The aboriginal culture is actually quite fascinating. I hope to be able to study it further some day when I get the chance. You see, the aboriginals had this ritual- Wow, it's weird to be able to talk about this without being interrupted. Oh, and Jack-- you spelled "continent" wrong.
12. What is your least favorite bone to break: Well, I sprained my wrist once, and that was tough, because I couldn't write. On the other hand, if I broke my jaw, I couldn't talk. Okay, definitely jaw.
13. It's Saturday morning, and you're sick. What's on your TV: General Hospital reruns
14. It's Friday night and you're sick. What movie are you watching: Lifetime's movie of the week
15. Have you ever done karaoke: Yeah, actually, that's where I first heard the song "Mandy"
16. Have you ever been in a movie: Actually, I costarred in an excellent college documentary called "Indications of the Socioeconomic Structure of Ancient Egypt in the Excavation of Cairo". I don't guess any of you have ever seen it...?
17. What is your favorite food: Coffee
18. What is the strangest pet you've had: Oooh! I had a scarab once on a dig! His named was Shiny.
19. What's under your bed: Books. Oh wait, you mean my bed at home? I'm not sure. In fact, I'm not even sure there are sheets on it right now.
20. If you could cameo on any TV show, what would it be: The Price Is Right
21. If you could live in any fictional world, where would you live: Middle Earth
22. Have you ever placed a restraining order or had one placed against you: Well, this super model fell madly in love with me and I finally had to place a restraining order against her to stop her from stalking me but... No, I've never placed or had a restraining order
23. If you could smack any celebrity, who would it be? Paris Hilton
24. If you could smack any TV show character, who would it be? I don't really watch a lot of TV... maybe Sara from General Hospital. She got really annoying after her fiancé Joseph was killed by her twin sister Kate.
25. If you could look like anyone, who would it be? Jude Law
26. What movie (s) have you seen more than 10 times? Indiana Jones
27. Who is your favorite villain? The bad guys always scared me when I was a kid. Little did I know that real bad guys are much scarier and wear much more eye makeup.
28. Who is your favorite hero? Indiana Jones
29. Do you claim any religious affiliation? I guess you could say I follow Egyptian mythology
30. Have you ever seen Sleepless in Seattle (be honest, Dan)? Oh, fine, yes. But Sam made me. She said it was a classic.
31. Do you own anything pink? You know, some cultures consider pink to be a masculine color.
32. Whose picture do you have in your wallet? That picture of SG-1 we took awhile ago, and an old picture of my parents. I wish I had a picture of Cha're...
33. What was the last song you sang? Well, SOMEONE got "you've lost that lovin' feeling" stuck in my head awhile ago, and I keep catching myself humming it under my breath.
34. Who was the last person you hugged? Um... Sam, I think.
35. When was the last time you cried? "My Heart Will Go On" was on the radio the other day. That one always gets me.
36. What is your favorite place? There was this hill... more of a dune, really, on Abydos, where Cha're and I used to go... Actually, I proposed to her there
37. What is your least favorite place? Any Goa'uld prison cell. They all look the same, and we've been in so many of them that it's getting dull. Actually, correction on that: Socar's fun little hell prison was definitely different, and the worst.
38. What is your favorite physical feature of the same/opposite sex? Eyes
39. What is your perfect pizza? Hawaiian pizza
40. What are you afraid of? Oh good God. Is there a limit to how long an email can be?
41. What is your most overused phrase? "Actually, Jack, it's really quite interesting..." or "I just need a little more time on the translation." Oh, and "Please don't kill me you big scary bad guy" is getting a little old, too.
42. What is your first thought waking up? Where am I?
43. Pepsi or Coke? Cola makes me jittery
44. Chocolate or vanilla? Does anyone who isn't actually allergic to chocolate ever answer "vanilla"?
45. Cappuccino or coffee? Um, cappuccino is yummy but usually I need whatever gets caffeine into my system fastest
46. Have you ever played a game involving removal of clothing? Yep... I think Sam remembers that well... we'll never let her forget it, anyway
47. Have you ever been beaten up? Me, Daniel Jackson? Never.
48. Have you ever shoplifted? Well, I was trying to impress some kids that kept beating me up by stealing a pack of gum, but I was so scared that I threw up and, well, the store owner definitely noticed. He felt so bad for me that he let me go. The kids weren't too impressed.
49. What did you want to be growing up? Indiana Jones
50. How many illegal drugs have you taken? Intentionally? None.
51. Have many people would you trust with your life? My life doesn't seem all that fragile now that I've come back to life a few times. My soul I would trust to Sam, T'ealc, and Hammond. Oh, fine, you too Jack.
52. How many tattoos do you have? My skin is a clean slate.
53. How many scars do you have? Oh, I guess not a clean slate.
54. Do you drool or snore when you sleep? I'll admit I do drool a little, but we've all slept in the same room enough. Everyone knows T'ealc snores like a chainsaw. Seriously, T'ealc, how are you still alive when every time you drop off to sleep anyone in a ten mile radius knows you're there?
55. How did you wake up? Slowly and painfully. Cancel the first and double the second if Jack's the one waking me up.
56. What did you dream about? Cha're. And... T'ealc in drag? Ugh, thanks for making me remember that one.
57. Who was the last person you saw? Sam, I guess. She was actually going home for the night. I guess that guy is getting annoyed
58. Who was the last person you talked to? That would be Sam. I said goodbye and gave her a hug.
59. If you could kill any one person, who would it be? I'd have to say Kinsey too.
60. How many pillows are on your bed? Um, I'm not sure, too many books on it. And I have no idea about my bed at home.
61. Who was the last person to annoy you? Three guesses and it wasn't Sam or T'ealc.
62. What was the last word you said? "Ya." As in, "See ya."
63. When was the last time you said, "I don't fcking remember?" Me? Curse? Never. Jack, have you ever heard me curse?
64. What color socks are you wearing? You know, some cultures consider pink a masculine color.
65. McDonalds or Burger King? I never even pay attention.
66. Have you ever been called a tease? Yes. Really! I swear!
67, What country would you most like to live in? Oooh, that's a tough one. Babylon, I think... no, maybe Rome, pre-triumvirate.
68. Adidas or Nike? Actually, I like the Levi's I'm wearing just fine. I'm not big with brand names.
69. How do you want to die? Later.
70. How many CDs do you own? Um, not sure... Most of them are at my house.
71. How many times have you been in the newspaper? Bunches, but only on back pages in the science section
72. What was the last thing you said? You're starting to slip, old man. You asked that already.
73. What was the last noise you heard before you feel asleep? a recording of an interesting dialect of Scandinavian that bears a striking resemblance to Ancient...
74. When did you wake up? Well, the tape was starting to itch...
75. Do you believe in God? I must have learned all about the existence/nonexistence of God while I was ascended, right? Too bad I don't remember any of it.
76. Do you speak another language? That's funny, Jack.