Okay… well, nothing to say.

Keely frowned as she looked in the mirror. "I can't believe I have to go on a date with Phil…" she muttered.

"I can't believe it either," Bonnie replied. "But… it's not like you can cancel now… he'd be suspicious…"

"Phil's weird," Keely said, rolling her eyes. "I swear there's something going on with him. What kind of person screams at the sight of Jell-O?"

"Phil's normal, he's just… a little unbalanced," Bonnie explained. "He's really great once you get to know him…" she added, a wistful look in her eyes.

"Yeah, right," Keely scoffed. "I don't look forward to this. Just… wake me up when this nightmare is over. Okay?"

"Well… just go, and try to act… well, just do what I would do. Can you do that?"

"No," Keely replied.

"Well try."

Bonnie had to practically shove Keely out the door to get her to go on her date.

"Bonnie?" Ashley asked, looking at her shut the door behind her.

"Yeah, Ash?" Bonnie said, trying to look innocent.

"Are you…" Ashley walked down the stairs, looking her sister over. She was about to ask if she was alright, but something else passed by her lips. "Are you Keely?"

"What? That's ridiculous!"

"Because you seem pretty damn Keely…"

"I do? I couldn't imagine why…" Bonnie sat down, a panicked look on her face.

"I don't know about you, Bonnie… okay, guess what I saw in school today?"

"What?" Bonnie asked.

"Phil kissed Sara Godshaw in the second passing period." Looks of panic, anger, and worry collided on Bonnie's face all at once for a split second, but that was all that Ashley needed. "You ARE Keely! That's it!"

"Look," Bonnie confessed, "I don't know how this happened. I just woke up, and I was in Bonnie's body… and I don't know how to get back into my own body!"

"How could this have happened?" Ashley muttered, looking at Bonnie as if she were some sort of exhibit in the museum.

"You know what I bet it was? I bet it was that stupid wishing bowl… we wanted to trade places, so the bowl did it for us!"

"Please," Ashley muttered, "if anybody but Mom bought it… maybe. But that's not just any old junk, that's Mom's old bowl. It's not the reason."

"Yeah, I guess so…"

"So wait a minute," Ashley said. "If you're in her body… then is she--"

"Yeah, she's in my body," Bonnie answered, sighing heavily. "Off with Phil."

"You look beautiful," Phil said to Keely.

Keely forced herself to smile. She caught a glimpse of Lloyd hunched over something, but was unable to see that something, as Phil shut the door and they went to his car to drive off to the park.

The ride was a short but awkward and silent one. Keely didn't start any conversations, and only answered with one-word responses.

When they arrived, they walked a short distance to a large tree, and sat under it for a while, on a blanket Phil had prepared. "See, Keely, we don't need SkyAks or anything fancy to have a nice date…"

"What?" Keely asked. She rubbed her ear, as she thought she'd just heard the word 'SkyAks,' which wasn't a word at all.

"Nothing, Keel," he said. "Nothing." He scooted a bit closer to her, and she had to use every ounce of self-control in every fiber of her being to not scoot away from him. "Having a good time?" he asked.

Oh, crap… okay, what would Keely say? she thought. "Yeah," she said. "I'm… I'm having a great time with you, Phil." Oh, jeez, I hope that wasn't too much…

"Glad to hear it," Phil said, smiling, looking skyward.

Okay… I don't think he suspects anything…

Keely looked over at Phil, thinking, trying to judge him. Hm… I don't think I'll have to worry about anything… well, maybe if he drives me home and goes to the door… the front porch is the most dangerous spot… other than that, I shouldn't have to worry about him kissing

But Keely's thoughts were cut short, as Phil leaned over and planted his lips on hers.

"WHAT?" Bonnie shouted.

"He kissed me," Keely replied lamely.

"Well what was it like?"

Keely made a face. "It was like a kiss? What, do you want a reenactment?"

"No," Bonnie said, her hands flying up, "I don't need a reenactment."

"Well then stop talking…"

"I can't believe it. I finally get to kiss Phil and I'm not even there!"

"Yeah, well, life has a funny way of doing that," Keely replied, giving Bonnie a sympathetic pat on the back.

The phone rang, and Bonnie picked it up. "Hello?"

"Hey, Bonnie, is Keely there?" Phil asked.

"Yeah," Bonnie replied lamely, and handed the phone to her sister.

"'lo?" Keely said.

"Hey, Keely, my dad says that the northern lights are supposed to show in British Columbia tomorrow night."

"And?"

"Well, do you want to see them?"

"Uh… hate to break it to you, but British Columbia is in Canada."

"Oh, no problem, we'll take the SkyAk."

There was that word again. "Could… could you hold on one second?"

"Sure."

Keely knocked on Bonnie's door. You've got some 'spleening to do, Keely, Keely thought.

Okay… so that was fast. I guess. Whatever. Review, so I have something to do with my life.