Okay, glad to see that you guys don't hate me. Anyway, again, sorry about the lack of updates… but, onward and upward! Onward and up--

It was lunchtime, and Bonnie was in the lavatory, washing her hands, when she saw Keely run in. "Hey, me," Bonnie said. Keely made a noise, but apparently had a mouthful of water. Bonnie watched on in curiosity as Keely stuck her head under the soap dispenser, and squirted soap straight into her mouth. She then quickly shook her head side to side, and spit it all out into the sink.

"What… the hell… was that?" Bonnie asked.

"Jeez, Phil kissed me, what do you think?" Keely replied. Bonnie sighed.

"So now we're up to three times?" Keely nodded. "You suck!" Bonnie said, giving her sister a little shove. "I can't take this anymore!"

Before Keely could stop her from doing anything rash, Bonnie dashed out the door, and began to hunt for Phil.

Soon enough, she found him, wandering down the hall. She pulled him into an empty classroom.

"Am I being kidnapped?" he asked.

"Listen, I have something to tell you," Bonnie muttered, looking for anyone who might be eavesdropping. "I'm not who you think I am."

"So you're not a government spy?" Phil quipped.

"Cut the crap," she snapped. "I mean… I'm not Bonnie."

"What? That's poppycock. Have you been doing heroin?" Keely often heard from Bonnie that Phil thought she did heroin whenever she acted strangely. She hated that about him. She also hated the phrase, 'poppycock.'

"No, I'm Keely… in Bonnie's body." Phil looked nonplussed. "I'm dead serious! When I stole the New-Ager from you and turned myself 25, Hackett started to come on to me. So then you pretended to be my baseball player boyfriend, but turned yourself into a crotchety old man," she explained hurriedly.

"Holy cannoli, you are Keely…" he muttered. "Wait… then who have I been kissing the past few days?"

"All Bonnie," Bonnie said. "All three times."

"Jiminy jilickers…" Phil muttered.

"How did this even happen? I don't…"

"What?" Bonnie asked, after a beat.

"Pim," Phil hissed.

Bonnie's eyes perked up, and the two started hunting for Pim. They found her at her locker, shiftily looking about. "What are you doing here, dorkboy?" Pim asked.

"Change them back!" Phil said. "I know what you did to both of them! Now undo it and change them back!"

"What are you talking about?" Pim asked, putting a disgusted look on her face.

"Pim…" Phil said, in a warning tone.

"I really have no idea what you're talking about!" Pim protested.

Phil sighed, and took out the WIZRD. He hit a few buttons, and aimed it at Pim. "Did you switch Keely and Bonnie?" he asked.

"No," Pim answered.

Phil frowned. "That's weird… the truth ray didn't even change her answer… she really didn't switch you two…"

"Then what did?" Bonnie asked. "I need to be Keely again!"

"And I need you to be Keely again…" Phil muttered. "The last thing I need is for you two to unexpectedly switch back without me realizing it, and then inadvertently letting Bonnie know that I'm from the future." Phil's eyes widened, as he realized maybe that was just what had happened. "Keely? Is that still you?" he asked, shaking her by the shoulders.

"Argh, yes!" she said, removing his hands from her shoulders. "Cool it…"

"Just making sure…" Phil muttered.

"Well… just try and think of what could have possibly caused this to happen, okay? I don't want to be stuck like this forever…"

"I'll try, Keely… I'll try…"

The two went their separate ways down the hall, still as clueless as to what had happened as they were before.

Uhhh… so this is the part where you press that button and review.