Author... ess here, and I'm attempting to give this a loose storyline. Yeah. I'm having severe trouble trying to write a crossover... If I get anything wrong, TELL ME! RANT AND RAVE ABOUT IT SO I LEARN MY LESSON! Next, I'm going to try and add in Gundam Wing... to Furuba... Don't know how that'll go. Really, I don't. I'm insane. So sue me. Or not, because I'm broke.

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters. I own the stories. I am insane. If I have not answered your questions, then by all means, ask them by review. I may have psychic powers, but I'm no telepath!

(Ignore her, she is not sane. I am the real author... ess...) No she's not! I'M REAL! (No you're not.) YES I AM! (No! Now let me write!)

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"Kyo's Terrible Luck..."

It just so happens that Kyo was getting better after his accident... or beating... However you see it though, he just happens to have bad luck. Why? No one knows. But just as he was starting to be able to walk again, he insisted on taking the stairs by himself without help.

His stubborness came back to bite him, as he ended up tumbling down the flight of stairs and through to the center of the living room. He just happened to be in perfect timing to surprise a running Momiji, who was running because he had taken Haru's coat from him and dyed it pink with raspberry juice... No one knows where Momiji got the raspberry juice, but it did stain almost a perfect shade of pink... Haru(he had turned Black by now) chased Momiji with the intention of making him eat the coat, but since Momiji tripped while trying to stop himself from crushing Kyo, Haru tripped over Momiji's heels and knocked them both ontop of a disoriented(and very much in pain) Kyo. Kyo ended up in the hospital (I'll spare you the gory details.. Luckily, he didn't break anything, but he has one heck of a head injury...)

Kagura, needless to say that she had gotten over her anger by now, went to visit him. Upon sight of her, Kyo started to wiggle and shout "MMMFH! MMMFH!", but it was all in vain because the nurses couldn't hear his muffled cries, and the left pointer finger that was left undamaged before was now too painful to press the nurse's call button.

Finally, hours later, Kagura left. Kyo was so happy that he could almost cry. Almost. But unknown to him, the next day would be even worse...

Kyo was sleeping blissfully from the pain medication that the doctors had given him... 'Ahhh... pretty medication... I see bunnies... TEE HEE!', Kyo thought as he drifted in and out of consciousness.

Suddenly, his medicine-induced daze was broken by the loud sound of a knock. Then there was a shrill sound like a chainsaw. 'Uhhhh... why are the logging men cutting the house?', Kyo thought. Then he drifted more towards consciousness. The sound came again, but this time, it sounded like there was a pattern to it... Almost like the sounds were syllables... Suddenly, Kyo recognized it, and wished he could flee... Too bad there was no way he could even signal the nurses for help...

Ayame burst into the room, with Yuki, Tohru, and Shigure right behind.

"HEL-LO!", Ayame half said, half sang as he pranced into the room. "Well, Kyo, it does seem that you haven't been so lucky lately. But worry not! Your luck has returned, for I have come to visit you!", Ayame gushed. 'KILL. ME. NOW.', thought Kyo, but there was no way that would happen, unless Yuki suddenly decided he didn't like seeing Kyo in agony, took pity on him, and killed him. "You'll feel better in no time with my magnificent bedside manner!", Ayame said, slightly hopping up and down as he spoke.

"We brought you some flowers, Kyo." 'Tohru. Always so kind... At least she's here too, or I'd most likely die of misery.',thought Kyo. 'This is going to be a LONG day... At least I can't feel any blood pouring out of my ears yet...'

Finally, Ayame had left. Hatori had apparently gotten the news that Ayame was bothering Kyo. Maybe Hatori took pity on Kyo, or maybe Hatori didn't want to have to treat Kyo again for broken eardrums and a strong death wish, but for whatever reason, he convinced Ayame that it was time to leave.

Kyo drifted off into a fuzzy, warm, fluffy, cotton-candy coated, pain medicine-induced sleep.