Disclaimer: I don't own Kim Possible. If I did I'd be bloody rich. Blah blah. Disney blah blah characters, blah blah. But I do own the Cd that Ron burns. Well the mp3s at least. Lol
Also a small note, Ron is 21, Sheila/Shego is 25 and Kim is 22. so just to keep things clear in this story. Since for some odd reason ffn is not recognizing my symbols for thought I just thought to bold out the thought part of the story. So now thoughts are in bolds. I'm trying to make my dreck eaiser to read. Hope it helps out.
Villains are people too.
Chapter 2.
Ron was being chased by a giant Jello mold. Which grew legs while he was trying to take a bite. "Zoinks Scoob. We're in for it now." "Ree RAGGY I'm SCAREEDDDD." said Scooby as he bolted far past Ron. The long narrow hallway was shrinking as he was running down it. Suddenly a pay phone that just appeared next to him started to ring. The phone rang for several seconds until Ron realized that it wasn't apart of his dream. "Hel, hello? Is there anyone on the line or is this apart of my strange dream? I DON'T EVEN LIKE LIME!" He asked as the haze of sleep slowly left his mind.
"Is this the Stoppable residence? Are you making fun of my skin?" Asked a female voice on the other end that grew more annoyed
"Yes it is. This is Ron speaking. Who may I ask is calling? And no I'm not making fun. I was just dreaming about Jello and somehow Scooby Doo, Don't ask. Don't ask me why."
"OK. I under stand. By the way this is Shelia Goh. I was just calling to say thank you so very much for the present. Also I was wondering how you got me so pegged in the songs you burned?"
"Shelia? Oh you mean Shego. Wow that's your real name. I like it. In fact may I start calling you that? Or will that interfere with the villain/hero relationship?"
"When we're talking like this I'd prefer being called Sheila. But when you and Kimmie are foiling another one of my boss' plains I'd prefer Shego. Gotta keep up appearances. Lime Jello now that's funny." She said with a very un Shego like laugh. In fact it sounded like she was rather happy with him.
"Oh I'm glad you like the Cd I didn't know what to get you. So I picked some songs that reminded me of you in one way or another. Oh and don't tell KP but most of the songs were downloaded in a quite non leagle manner. So which one if your favorite?" He asked as he became more awake.
"I really like The Power Is Mine. Also I like We're in this Together Now, by Nine Inch Nails but the best one of all is Gutter Glitter I've loved that one for years.. Once again why did you burn this for me? I mean I love it and all but why get something for someone you hate?" She asked with a bit more emotion in her voice than she would've liked.
"Because I don't hate you. I mean not really. It's hard to explain over the phone. How about if I'm not being too forward? I-i mean if you wanna say, ummm meet me somewhere like say Bueno Nacho, I'll tell you all about the reasons. I mean it's not a date just more like two workers meeting on their off times." Said Ron as he got steadily more and more nervous.
"So let me get this straight. You're asking me out?" Said Shego, while twirling the cord of the phone around her fingers. This will be more fun than I thought.
"Yeah, as friends, if I can be forward enough to call you my friend? Because I know someone like you wouldn't be caught dead with a loser like me if it were an actual date." Said Ron as he lost the bravado in his voice for a moment.
"If you put yourself down again I am going to kick your nuts into your throat. And to answer you thinly disguised date request. Yes I'll go out with you. But remember that I haven't been on a date in five years. So I might be a bit rusty at the whole social situations thing."
"Uhhhhhhhh. Did you just say yes. OK ok ok Ron calm down. Umm errrr yeah. How about instead of going to eat. We see a movie?" Said Ron in a blur before breaking into a series of Whoops and Boo yas.
"Do me a favor Ron. Please don't do that while we are in public or I'll vaporize you. So how about tomorrow night, meet me at the movie theater in the mall."
"Yes ma'am I'm sorry. It's just a force of habit being down on myself and all."
"That's ok Ron. But please don't call me ma'am. Well we've been on the phone a while now. I'll see you tomorrow But for now I need sleep and you need to get back to sleep. But here's a thought before I lay down. I'm in nothing but a towel." Upon hearing the very audible gulp on the other end. She hung up the phone and went to bed.
After getting off the phone with Sheila. Ron tried to get back to sleep. But all the blood in his brain took a southward path after hearing of Sheila's state of dress. Ok. Ok gotta calm down. I mean it's Shego for Christ's sake. I mean sure she's drop dead gorgeous. But she's also kinda evil. Mmmm evil girls. No bad thought. But wait I like her. Maybe evil isn't really that bad. I mean I wouldn't mind being tied up by her. Oh god I'm a perv. Why must I be so conflicted. Well if I'm going to hell for my thoughts I might as well go out with a bang. And on that note, Ron fell fast asleep with his head filled with lovely naughty thoughts. His dream self was wrapped around a very naked Sheila. He told himself that no matter what, that is how he going to refer her as. His last experience with a girl didn't go quite the way he would have ever wanted and he wanted to make sure that nothing was going to mess it up with Sheila. From what he could tell, Sheila was going to be more than a handful. But he didn't mind a bit.
After getting out of the shower, Ron started to get ready. He finished buttoning u his shirt before the phone rang. "Hey Ron. It's Kim, I was wondering if you'd like to come over. And help me watch the tweebs."
"I'm sorry KP. I can't help you watch the tweebs. I've got a date. And besides aren't they like fifteen now. Why do they need a baby sitter? In fact I have to get off the phone or I'm going to be late." Was the last thing that Kim heard before listening to the sound of dial tone. "Ron on a date? When did he get the courage to ask a girl?" Talking out loud she started to think. Damn he's more cleaver than I thought. I wonder who he's taking out. Better get Wade to track him. I know it's not all because I'm worried about him. I just want to scope the compaction before I go in for the kill. With a wicked grin and a laugh to match she took out her kimmunactor to contact Wade.
"What's the problem Kim?" asked the computer genius as he clicked away at the keyboard.
"Nothing major, I was just wondering if you still had that chip on in Ron?" Asked Kim while twirling her hair between her fingers.
"Yeah I do. What's up? Is he in danger?" Said Wade as concern crept upon his features.
"Oh nothing like that. I'm just worried that he's going to bear the wraith of Shego for the stunt he pulled yesterday with the Cd and all." Said Kim hoping that Wade would buy the little white lie she just told.
"Well in that case. I'll give you updates every fifteen minuets." Said Wade as he slurped on a soda.
"Please and thank you." After the screen went dead, she ran to her closet to get ready. I know I shouldn't interfere with his good time but he's mine damn it. weather he likes it or not.
Getting off his scooter and heading for the front entrance to the mall, Ron was greeted by a sight that left him flabbergasted. Shego was wearing a very tight white blouse and a black leather skirt that barely reached her knees. "Ummm. Sheila, Pretty, I mean Hello." Said Ron as his voice cracked on the last word.
With a small giggle Sheila greeted him. "You're looking sharp as well Ron." Sheila said as she admired the red silk club shirt and slacks that Ron was wearing. "Are you going to stand there and stare, not that I wouldn't mind. Or are we going to go in and catch the flick?"
"Movie, inside?"
"Ok. Me Sheila you Ron." giving him a gentle push he snapped out of his stupor.
"Oh god. Not even five minuets into our date and I'm acting like an idiot. I'm sorry Sheila. Let me try this again. My you are looking lovely this evening. Would you care to join me inside." He said as he held the door open for her.
"Now this is more like it Ron."
"So what do you want to see?"
"How about Corpse Bride?" Said Sheila as she walked arm in arm with a very nervous Ron.
"Sure. I haven't seen it yet but I loved Nightmare Before Christmas." Said Ron getting more comfortable in her embrace. In all the time since greeting her, he finally noticed that her skin was less green. "Sheila, you're not so green. Oh god. I hope I didn't just offend you did I?"
"Calm down Ron. You see when I'm not using my powers for a long period of time I tend to revert back to my color before the comet landed on my brothers and I." She said as they stood in line for tickets.
"Cool. Learn something new everyday huh. Oh and Sheila, I'm sorry that I'm very nervous. I'll try to relax."
"Will this help?" She said as she placed her lips on his in a deep kiss. Their tongues intertwined as he relaxed into the kiss. After pulling away she asked. "There are you more calm now?"
"Y-yes I defently am. Well most of me is." looking down he noticed a very excited part of his body. Ron stood in line as best as he could. When he got to the front of the line he placed the order for the both of them. "Two tickets for Corpse Bride please." After paying at the booth they headed in. "So Sheila would you like some popcorn?"
"Yes I would." but she was interrupted by a very loud and angry redhead.
"JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH HIM."
Authors note.
I guess it's kinda mean to leave on a cliffhanger but I thought it'd be a good time to break in the story. So please read and review.
