Philosopher Rhapsody
To the song Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen
Harry:
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in this random life.
Quite different from reality!
Dumbledore:
Open your eyes, Look at my pies,
They're sweet!
Ron:
I'm just a poor boy!
Stop making fun of me!
Because I'm going to come,
With a pole
Knock you out
Take your gold!
Harry:
Any way my broom goes,
Doesn't really matter, you'll see!
Neville:
You'll see.
Hermione:
Harry…I just punched a man
Put my fist right in his head,
Cuz he ate all of my led
Neville:
Harry…your pants just fell down!
Pull them up soon or we'll all just go away!
Cho:
Harry! Ooh ooh ooh!
I didn't mean to make you cry.
If you don't take me back by this time tomorrow,
You will die! You will die!
Because I'm all that really matters!
Dumbledore:
Oh no! Voldemort has come!
He's going to kill us all before nine!
We'd better al just get in line!
Voldemort:
Hello everybody! I need a tow!
Because my car broke down outside and I can't apparate!
Hedwig:
Harry! Ooh ooh ooh!
I don't want to die!
But if I try to fly I will fall!
Snape:
I see a little house elf by the stairway!
Mcgonigal:
Oh my god! Oh my god!
It's the famous grand Dobby!
Dobby:
Underpants and Icing!
Are very very frightening things!
Ron:
Harry Potter!
Harry Potter!
Dobby:
Harry Potter.
Ron:
Harry Potter
Dobby:
Harry Potter you look sad!
Harry:
Because I'm just a seeker!
I don't get to save goals!
Hermione:
He's just a seeker!
From a seeker family!
Save him his life from this monstrosity!
Dumbledore:
I have come! Ron please go!
I must tell you what I know!
Snape:
Dumbledore No!
Don't tell us what you know!
Dumbledore:
You must know!
Snape:
Dumbledore No!
Don't tell us what you know!
Dumbledore:
Then I'll go!
Snape:
Dumbledore Go!
Don't tell us what you know!
Dumbledore:
Then I'll go!
Snape:
You must go!
Dumbledore:
Then I'll go!
Snape:
Will you ever ever ever ever go?
Harry:
Oh Mamamia! Mamamia!
Draco Malfoy:
Mamamia!
Oops I fell!
Ron:
The elves have taken all the wool that I had in my sleeve! My sleeve!
Draco:
His sleeeeeeeeevvvvveeee!
Lucius Malfoy:
So you think you can arrest me
And leave me to die!
So you think you can laugh at me
And drink all my wine!
Cho:
Ooh Harry!
Don't leave me like this Harry!
Lucius Malfoy:
I just want to get out!
I just want to come back and drink beer!
Mcgonigal:
Ooooooh! Ooh ya! Ooh ya!
Harry:
Nothing really matters! Anyone can see!
Ron:
Nothing really matters.
Dobby:
Socks are the only things that matter to Dobby!
My! That was very odd!