Author's Notes: well here we go again. Bulma wants something and her dodgy little mind isn't helping. This is a dinner to remember. Also this is just a short joining chapter. Just to be evil and drag out the lemon.
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ…sighs…I can always dream.
Hearts Together Worlds Apart
Chapter 28: Bulma the match-maker
Trunks, Bulma and I sat at the table eating. Vegeta was still training. Trunks grabbed my hand under the table and tugged me towards him.
"One more interruption and I'm just going to sit there and let them watch." He whispered. I blushed.
"Oh no you're not." I replied. I noticed Bulma grinning oh-so-sweetly. I didn't even want to know what she was thinking. She stood up.
"Does anyone want some meat?" she asked, before cursing under her breath at the swarm of dodgy thoughts filling her mind. "Jesse? Rice? Sausage? Damn it!" We all looked at her oddly. "Um…I'll go and get some dessert. I've got some buns heating in the oven. Grrrr…." Dr Briefs walked into the kitchen.
"Bulma where did the D.I.K double six wires go?" he asked. "I can't seem to find them." Bulma growled and cursed the teacher who taught her to spell.
"The & inch ones are in…grrrrrr…they're in the cupboard with the spare controllers and joysticks." She hung her head. "GRRRRRRRRR…JESSE TRUNKS GO UPSTAIRS AND HAVE SEX!"
Everyone's mouths hit the ground. Trunks and I went bright red.
"GO UPSTAIRS OR I'M NOT FEEDING YOU!" she threatened. Trunks scurried upstairs. Bulma looked at me. "Well he can't do it on his own!" she snapped. I cowered and then I too scurried upstairs.
Author's Notes: Well, Bulma made it perfectly clear that she isn't shy about the subject huh? So will they do as they've been told or has Bulma spoiled the mood. Or are they too desperate for it to even care?