To HoukiboshiHikari: thanx for the reviews and SORRY! I said that i was going to do a KabuShizu but then 2 stories just popped into my head! again...SORRY!

This is just something that I thought RIGHT before going to sleep. So don't flame me.

If I owned Naruto, Tenten would be a major role who's also a Uchiha survivor...but she's not...

Pairing: ShikaIno

Warnings: Ino is jealous and troublesome...

You Don't Even Know...

A blond girl paced.

"What's wrong with me?" Ino screamed. "That sand-nin isn't even PRETTY! And she fights in a stinking KIMONO! A SUPER-TIGHT ROBE! Well no offence to Tsunade-sama, Shizune-san, Hiashi-sama and anyone else that wears one. IT'S JUST THAT IT'S TOO FRIGGIN' SHORT!" She turned to look at her victi--I mean sensei and teammate. "Tell me! What's wrong with me?"

Chouji shrugged. "Uhh...munch because you're Ino?"

"THEN WHO THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THEN?"

The poor genin stood up and ran as fast as his...err...chubby legs could take him. Ino glares at Asuma. "Well?"

"Wow! Look at the time! I need to go to a jounin meeting so bye!"

She sighed. "Why would Shika-kun like someone like that? She's...She's just so..."

"...not you." a familiar voice said behind her.

She jumped. "Why are you here?" Ino glared at him. "And what do you mean by 'not me'?"

Shikamaru shrugged. "I'm just not used to having some troublesome woman mooning over me. I'm only used to being yelled at by a troublesome woman who's only obessessed with Uchiha Sasuke." He lay down and closed his eyes to take a nap. (A/N: Ooohhhh...You jealous or something?)

The blond looked furious. "What do you mean by 'troublesome woman who's only interested in Uchiha Sasuke who keeps yelling at you'?"

She thought the lazy chuunin was already asleep.

"And for your information," Ino said quietly. "I am not obssessed with Sasuke, and you're supposed to be a genius! You don't know how smart I think you are...Or howthankful I am when you help me...OR how happy I am when you're by ny side...You don't even know how cute I think you look when you're asleep..."

"Now I do."

Blush.