OMG! HELP! I can't think of anything for "Regrets"! Should i make the next chap. about the Kyuubi attack or about them being trained by Tsunade, Orochimaru? Anyone who read that fic please tell me and I'll write about the one with the most votes.

Oh, I need to add that I am currently obssessed with ShikaIno, and that ideas keep popping into my head, so if I don't submit these my head'll explode cause I only get 5 and 1/2 hours of sleep everyday and we have this choir preformance.

To HoukiboshiHikari: Sorry I keep spelling your name wrong and your KabuShizu is another separate fic ("Regrets") since it's too long, but it's kinda sad in the end and near the middle...

If I owned Naruto, Itachi wouldn't be a bad-guy. He would've wiped out his clan because he was...uh...controlled ( I don't know how to put it in english...'cause I'm Taiwanese...), by Al (:P Stands for Akatsuki Leader...lol).

Dream

Pairing: ShikaIno, hint of NejiTen

Warnings: Uh...Ino's language at the end.

Note: This drabble isn't even a drabble. It's too long.

His dream is to marry a woman who is neither a beauty nor a hag, havetwo children, the oldest a girl and the second a boy. Retire when the boy is independant, then play shougi all day long until the day he dies, which would be before his wife. Kinda complicated.

Her dream is to marry Uchiha Sasuke and prove herself better than Haruno Sakura. Simple.

"What kind of dream is that!" Ino asked her lazy teammate.

"What?" Shikamaru raisedan eyebrow. "It's not troublesome. And your blocking my veiw."

"URGH! I'm telling you, your dream will never come true! One: As if someone would want to spend the rest of their life with you. Two: You're a chuunin, if you never train you might never live until the day your dream comes true!"

Shikamaru sighed. Why was everything so loud and troublesome? Especially women who deafen you and block your veiw of the clouds...

"I know that's impossible, since it's impossible that I would fall in love with an average-looking woman, 'cause...'cause I'm in love with a woman who I think is absolutely gorgeous." "Kami-sama," Shika thought,"It sure is hard to keep yourself from blushing...I wonder how that Hyuuga guykeeps from blushing...he trains with that Tenten girl everyday..." Then again, the two were already going out wuth eachother.

"Huh?" Ino stared at him as if he had just grown another head, and she thought, "OMG! Is he talking about that sand-nin? I can't believe he actually LIKES her! What am I gonna do! I can't lose to her! I mean, who fights in a stinking kimono? No offence to Shizune-san or Hiashi-sama or anything...She fights WITH A FAN!"

"Can you describe her?"

"Uhh...ok...She's blond..."

"I knew it!"

"She's troublesome..."

"SEE!"

"She's a day younger than me..."

"Huh? When's his birthday? And isn't Temari older than him?"

"She doesn't like me...no...She doesn't even notice me 'cause she's too busy mooning over Uchiha..."

"Temari likes Sasuke?"

"And she...she..." Shikamaru took a deep breath and said quickly, "She's in my formerteam and her name is Yamanaka Ino!"

Silence. Blush. Blush.

"You know what?" Ino said proudly."I'm gonna change my dream too. I don't want to spend the rest of my life with Uchiha Sasuke, I want to spend it with the lazy-ass chuunin named Nara Shikamaru." Shika smirked.

"Is that all?"

Ino glared at him, and pecked him on the cheek. "And..."

Shika sighed. "How troublesome...I'll walk you home..."

His dream is to marry Yamanaka Ino. Troublesome, but simple.

Her dream is to marry Nara Shikamaru. Annoying, but simple.

YAY! I finished it. It's so long...I don't even know if I should put it here...

Note: Ino's dream is annoying because she would have to spend the rest of her life yelling at Shika to get his bum off the ground. :) Poor Shika...

R&R, but don't flame, since I didn't order you to read this. If you are going to, here, enjoy my insults. :)