I added stuff at the end, since I think it's too short...
If I owned Naruto, I would own Bleach as well. But last time I checked, my name was neither Kishimoto Masashi nor Kubo Tite.
Just Like the Sun
Pairing: NaruSaku
Warnings: None
"Hey Sakura!" Ino said. "You're going out with Naruto, aren't you? But why do you like him?"
"Well..." The pink-haired kunoichi started. "He's just like the sun to me. He dries up my pain and troubles with that bright grin...He makes me feel warm when I'm with him...He...He angers me when I'm with him, which makes my face feel hot as if I stood under the sun...He's just like the sun..." She sighed.
Ino stared at her friend. "Uh...um...great."
Then Sakura suddenly twitched when she felt familiar chakra for the millionth time in 2 hours. She glanced at the bush across from her. "He's just like the sun..." She stomped over to the bush. "ESPECIALLY THAT MOB OF HAIR THAT KEEPS FOLLOWING ME!" Sakura reached into the bush furiously and pulled out a horrorfied blond boy.
Naruto screamed as his girlfriend ripped up all his ramen coupons.
Neji's eyes shot open and twitched, patience running thin. His Byakugantraining was interrupted for the thousandth time when screams with the word 'ramen' startled all the birds. Meanwhile, Naruto was screaming, "NOOOOO! NOT MY INSTANT RAMEN!" since Sakura decided ripping up the coupons wasn't enough. Little did he know that he was going to see his precious ramen soon when he saw the Hyuuga genius later that day...