Okay, this chapter is from none other than the hilarious LittleMidgett herself!

She's so funny… I've decided to include her wonderful character Pilot!

Read and laugh your butt off! I did!

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Pilot

I woke up, like usual, and wandered into the bathroom, still rubbing the sleep from my eyes. I made to do what most people do when waking up… and found that something was… missing.

I patted around, got to my chest, and froze.

I decided right then was a good time to open my eyes all the way. I looked down, and well, screamed.

I did not scream in my voice either.

In fact, I wasn't me anymore.

"AHHHH!" I spun around in a circle, screaming, I had nothing else to do. I grabbed a towel and screamed at it, threw it to the ground and went back into my room. It was… different looking. It was more… girly.

And my dog…wasn't… how he had been!

"Charlie! You too?" His… her… tail thumped against the bed and I blinked, then dove over to the bed looking for the phone… and found that it wasn't where it usually was.

Nothing was.

The bedroom door flew open and I screamed again.

"Chill! It's me!"

"Who's me? WHO AM I!"

"Jake… Jane… whoever!" I finally calmed and sat properly again.

"Okay… I'm cool… I'm good…" I muttered, then looked at Jake. Only to find it wasn't really Jake, more like a female version of Jake…

"What's going on?" I asked slowly.

"Dunno" I stood and went into the bathroom again and looked at myself in the mirror. My hair was the same black, but it went down to just above my shoulder, it was kind of curly, wavy I guess. I patted my face and sighed, so it was real.

"Okay… what now?" I asked walking back into the room.

"Get dressed and meet us at the barn" I saluted him and he… she left.

"Hey! Piper! You up now!"

Piper? WHAT THE HELL KINDA NAME WAS THAT!

"Huh?"

The door opened again and Erek… or, a female version of Erek poked his… her head in.

"Wanted to make sure you were up"

"OF COURSE I'M UP! DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M SLEEPING!" I screeched, waving my hands around. He… she held her hands up and disappeared. I sighed and went over to the closet and looked around it, there were a lot of damn clothes…

I pawed through them, pulled on some jeans, and a t-shirt… then realised well, I was a girl and… bras were kind of an issue.

"Aw man…" I dangled one from my finger and looked at it.

So easy to get off… so hard to get on…

I picked up the phone and called Cassie, only to find she was now Charles, "Well, just let Jake…Jane know I'm probably gonna be a bit late…"

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And there ya have it! EVERYONES GETTIN REVERSED!