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AYO! I am KINDA back! At least with a chapter!
I am in a wrist brace as I think I am developing Carpal Tunnel. I am getting it checked out! Anyway, hard to type proficiently. I am an amazing typist, but this is trying. I can't hit my home row keys properly!
SO! Here is Luna's report!
Enjoy, lemme know whatcha think! I will TRY to get SOMETHING ELSE posted, whether next chapter of this, OR "Sunday Kind of Love!" Stay tuned!
The Quibbler article came out the next day.
Luna did spectacularly.
The story of Draco Malfoy, reformed Death Eater turned Draconian, the muggle tattoo artist all began with the kitchen scissors hack job haircut and the dying of his hair blue. His pale white hair, showing him to be a ghost of his father, Draco wanted a fresh and funky restart to his new life.
Fleeing the British Isles, he found himself in an aeroplane, traveling to Russia with the muggles, where he sought a distant relative who taught him the arts of both muggle and magical tattoo artistry.
He dyed his hair blue while in Russia, getting a new start to life.
Covering himself in art, including a lovely Daffodil covering his accursed Dark Mark, hiding in plain sight after his apprenticeship of six months in russia.
He rose through the ranks of muggle artists, making a name for himself amoung the local folk, tentative and trepidation about a return to the magical world, wishing to not be ostracized.
Then fate happened.
The bells of his storefront jingled as none other than Hermione Granger walked in, wishing to cover her own scar from the war.
Only fate can describe it, as surprisingly thankfully, Draco is proficient in dark magic, and dark magic reversal. Being a cursed scar, Draco would be the only person who could successfully tattoo over her scar.
A strange twist of fate, Draco recognizing the bushy haired brains of the golden trio, and Hermione only taking a single session to recognize the former terror of Hogwarts.
The compassion and forgiveness that Hermione provided to her ex-bully/ex-enemy was all it took for Draco to fall head over heels for our savior.
A true romantic tale as old as time.
Hiding their love from the magical world for the sake of privacy and not wanting criticism, woe and behold, an uncouth and nosey reporter from the Prophet threw our two love birds into the spotlight, against their wishes. Tacky if you ask me.
Draco's biggest dread about the 'case being cracked wide open' is that it will be how his mother finds out that he is still alive and not dead in a ditch, and to quote Mr. Malfoy, "I figured I'd accidentally send her into an early grave with my hair, but she would rise back up to chide me."
The next move of these two love birds is to visit his mother so Draco may explain in his own words what is happening. And then, he refuses to leave and fully immerse himself in the magical world.
Draco has made a good life for himself out here with the muggles. He doesn't plan on discriminating against us magic folks, saying that it is an untapped market, magical tattoos that is.
He will be visiting us magic folk on occasion, planning to peruse the shops of Diagon Alley with Ms. Granger, yet don't expect him there every day.
Ms. Granger of course had harsh words for the Prophet, and this reporter does not blame her.
"Just that I feel violated by the Prophet. They stalked me, left me paranoid that a Death Eater was after me, and exposed my personal life. I am a savior of this world, and they treat me like this? I value my privacy, having lived such a high profile life. I am disgusted by them." to quote.
And as for Mr. Malfoy, she has nothing but affection, stating, "As for Draco, I'm so happy to have him in my life, I've felt nothing but bliss since he came back into my life."
In this reporters opinion, there is nothing scandalous about this, no nefarious actions on Draco's part. Just a simple enemies to lovers romance story. One of which, we should support, as it is encouraging healing.
Luna Lovegood, signing out.
AN
I am proud of myself for that! I tried to be a good fictitious reporter. I hold real reports to a certain standard that I have tried to hold myself. I am WAY to opinionated in real life to be a reporter. I have accepted that it is not a good career choice for me! But that is okay!
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