Seajay: "I'm actually here this time! Amazing isn't it?"

Anonymous Aardvark: "Yeah! Less work for AA - v Heh heh heh…"

SJ: "I actually have to do work this time….but considering I'm the hardcore Sorato fan of the two it is only fair…"

AA: "You're also the much better writer! And you maky less typos on laptops than me too." Bows at SJ's feet

SJ: "Coz we are at my house this time! And in return I make more typos on normal computers becoz I'm too used to the flat keyboard of a laptop. But should we get started on the story now?"

AA: "Mmm… Blapple… heh heh… Morange…I mean- Yes! Lets start!1"

Yamato and Sora - Shakespeare Styles!

Chapter 2 - YES!

Keiko Tanaka narrowed her eyes at Sora as the class ended, trying to shoot her an evil look; though, Sora hadn't looked at her. Had she heard right? Sora was cast as Juliet? Not only that, but Yamato was Romeo? This simply wouldn't do… A low growl escaped her lips before slinking silently out of the classroom. She would have to report this to Jun ASAP. It was lucky that that had been the last period, as Jun would want this information straight away! She headed down the corridor and up a flight of stairs to their club room.

"Jun!" Keiko cried as she opened the door, "I have terrible news!"

Jun Motomiya cocked her head at her subordinate, raising a brow, "What is it, Keiko?"

Keiko waited a moment, to build up a dramatic pause before speaking, "Our class has been made to perform Romeo and Juliet for English class. Yamato has been chosen to play Romeo… but it gets worse… the girl playing Juliet gets to kiss Romeo. She's… Sora Takenouchi." She said the name with venom.

Jun frowned. Yes… this was terrible news. And her name sounded familiar… Sora… Sora… one of her snotty little brother's friends?

"Thank you, Keiko, for this valuable information. We shall act upon it immediately. This could disrupt everything we stand for…"

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Yamato sauntered into the music room already occupied by fellow band members: Akira, Yutaka and Takashi.

"'Bout time! What took you so long?" Akira questioned.

"Ahhhh.…." How long had it taken him to walk down the 3 flights of stairs?

"I had a run-in with……ah……..some fan girls and y'know ….." Phew.

"Bloody bitches at it again? They never know when to give it a rest. But you're here now so we better begin."

"For fucks sake Matt that's the 5th time you've stuffed it up! How hard can it be to sing 'And then..'?" Takashi groaned.

Yamato sighed. It was time to come clean, "I've been cast as… Ro… in our class play." He'd mumbled the word, 'Romeo', too embarrassed to admit it. Acting wasn't his thing.

"…Eh? Speak up." Takashi blinked at him.

Yamato took a deep breath, closed his eyes and said, "I've been cast as… Romeo… in our class play…"

The other band members looked at each other with raised brows, smirks on their faces. There was only a mere pause before everyone cracked up laughing. Apart from Matt.

Now it was Matt's turn to groan. Stupid play.

"Y-You? As Romeo?" Yutaka spoke through his laughter with tears in his eyes.

Takashi snickered, "I feel sorry for the girl who's Juliet. Imagine the look on the faces of your fan club members when they find out."

"Then again, I bet kissing Matt is worth the pain… y'know… if you're a girl," Akira smirked.

Yamato's face reddened, then soured, "Yeah, yeah… can we just get on with practice? It's what we're here for, isn't it?"

"Alright, keep your over-gelled hair on, Romeo." Akira strummed a guitar cord, "From the top, everyone."

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"Alright, is everyone here?" Jun did a quick headcount… there were a few missing, "We can't wait any longer for people to show up… I have… news…supplied by our Second-in-Command, Keiko Tanaka." By the look on her face, it was obvious it wasn't good,

"As a few of you know, Yamato has been cast as Romeo in the Year 12 English production of Romeo and Juliet; a play his class is performing. I have come to understand that he will have to kiss a girl. None other than… Sora Takenouchi."

There were a few gasps as the other girls in the room took in this new information.

"I know, I know," Jun continued flapping her hand to shush them, "This is the biggest obstacle that has been thrown our way… but we shall overcome it!"

There were cries of, "Hear, hear." And nods of heads.

Jun continued, "As the YES Club motto goes: 'YES is best'. And we are. We are the best at protecting our Honourable Yamato."

There were more nods and shouts of approval, the faces of the girls in the club looking more determind than ever.

"We must come up with a plan to stop this abomination." Her serious face faltered, her mouth forming a sheepish smile, "Um… so…. Does anyone have any ideas?"

There was a long pause as hands met chins in thought.

Ami raised her hand, "U-Um… how about we shave her head?"

Jun blinked a few times, then narrowed her eyes, "Uhh… no."

Shizuka, too, raised her hand, "What if we made her breath stink? Then Yamato wouldn't want to kiss her!"

Jun pondered this… but, again, it was too stupid, "…Um, well… it's good to see you're throwing suggestions out there…"

It was then that Keiko's eyes lit up, "What if we tried to get the teachers to swap her part with one of YES's members?"

Jun grinned. Now that was more like it, "Brilliant, Keiko! It's reason's like this that I put you in Second-in-Command."

Keiko blushed, smiling to herself.

"Now, who do we know here that's in Yamato's class?"

There was a brief pause before Keiko stuck her hand up, "Well, I am. And I'm a good choice, too. I'm Second-in-Command. But I'm also very reliable and wouldn't do anything stupid." She nodded, hopefully, to emphasise her point.

Jun nodded with her, "Yes… I think this may work… at least then we'll have one of our own up there instead of that slut."

There were more, "Hear, hear"s… even though every other girl in the room wished that she could be Yamato's Juliet.

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So! There you go! AA and SJ combined to make Ultra-Robotic-Mega-Doom Combat Robot! Yeah! Heh heh… sorry… Anyway… you WILL review. Or else we shall get the Yamato Fanclub onto you all! YES is Best!

A/N: YES stands for: Yamato is Especially Sexy Fanclub. Heh heh heh. We fooled you all!