SJ:We're back again.

AA: Yeah! Who knew that you could stay awake purely on Raspberry Coke and Nestle Crunchy Cookie, Double Blend Milk Chocolate? (No… this isn't advertising.)

SJ: Are you sure about that?

AA: Of course I am! Puts large wad of advertisement cash in bank

SJ: Cookie's goooooood

AA: This isn't going anywhere… is it?

SJ: No… not really… maybe we need to watch more anime

AA: Or not. It's your turn to type

SJ: But the computer is being mean to me….it likes you better…

AA: Well… the… the keyboard likes you better… check out my typoos!

SJ: typoos?

AA: Er… . . Yes… it's what a computer excretes

SJ: I……see………

Yamato and Sora - Shakespeare Styles!

Chapter 3 - Monobrow

Yamato sauntered into the classroom. Mmmmm……something smells like it's burning…

"Waaah? Tai! Your monobrow is on fire!"

"What? It is?"

"Yes!" Quickly grabbing the trash can he threw it onto Tai's head, effectively cutting the oxygen supply to the fire and extinguishing it. Also resulting in Tai getting covered in spitballs, mouldy fish and egg sandwiches and a splashing of banana peel.

"There, all gone." Matt said while dusting his hands off.

"Matt! Not only has my monobrow been burnt off but now you've made me stink as well!"

"You don't really smell much different to before….the only new addition is the banana. It's now banana-infused 3-day-old fish instead of just your rotten egg farts and your smelly socks. 99 cent shop cologne is nasty y'know Tai."

"MATT!"

Just kidding! We fooled you all again! Mwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha! Mwhahahahahahaha! Mwajajajajajajajajajajajajaja!

Oh and just for your amusement this is what happened when we went to Altavista's babelfish and translated that to Japanese and back to English this is what happened:

As for Yamato in classroom sauntered. That way... something smell does Mmmmm, it burns..."Waaah? Tai! As for monobrow of Your there is a fire! "" What? It is that? "" It is! Him you threw the fact that "it grasps directly in the head of Tai which cuts the supply of oxygen effectively in the fire, turns off that, the trash box. In addition being covered with spitballs of the skin of the banana, the mouldy fish and the egg sandwich and splashing ending in Tai which you obtain. "It goes there, completely. "As for the mat while paying the dust of that hand, you called. "Mat! Only my monobrow now and it burnt in order to do stench in me from separated! ""... the Before only new addition is the banana, really differs smell does not do greatly. Now as for that the banana were poured 3 days which it is the old fish in farts of the egg where you rot exactly in place of your smelly socks. Troublesome y'know Tai where is the colon of the store of 99 cents. "" Mat!

"Exactly! You tease! As for us everything which is deceived for the second time!

Yamato and Sora - Shakespeare Styles!

Chapter 3 - The Real Chapter

At Odaiba Senior High School, it was lunchtime and all the students were merrily eating their oh so tasty cafeteria lunches. Well one student by the name of Yagami Taichi was eating it anyway. In fact, he was not only eating his own, but those of several of the people surrounding him as well. People he liked to think of as his friends. At the present moment they were seriously considering if they really wanted to keep that title.

Sitting next to our beloved Taichi is our good friend who goes by the name of Ishida Yamato. Now Yamato is looking rather glum at the moment. Surprisingly that is not because of the fact that Taichi has eaten his lunch. Rather, it was caused by the fact that his next lesson was English class. And we all know what that means.

"Oh, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!

It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night

Like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear,

Beauty too rich for use, for earth too dear.

So shows a snowy dove trooping with crows

As yonder lady o'er her fellows shows.

The measure done, I'll watch her place of stand,

And, touching hers, make blessèd my rude hand.

Did my heart love till now? Forswear it, sight!

For I ne'er saw true beauty till this night." Yamato spoke unenthusiastically, a rather dry expression on his face, looking over to Sora as he spoke to Juliet,

"If I profane with my unworthiest hand

This holy shrine, the gentle sin is this:

My lips, two blushing pilgrims, ready stand

To smooth that rough touch with a tender kiss."

The class were all seated, reading their copies of Romeo and Juliet as each character spoke aloud, lines still unlearnt.

There was a pause as the class waited for Juliet to speak, though, she was only prompted by a cough from the teacher,

"Oh! Err, lets see… Good pilgrim, you do wrong your hand too much,

Which mannerly devotion shows in this,

For saints have hands that pilgrims' hands do touch,

And palm to palm is holy palmers' kiss."

Sora spoke nervously, her voice quivering on the odd word, a blush rising to her cheeks.

Mimi watched Sora's face with interest from the seat beside her, a sly smirk forming on her lips. No way… Sora, the tomboy, couldn't possibly have a crush on Matt, the lone wolf… could she? How Scandalous! Or maybe it was nerves? She'd SO have to get Sora to confess to her later.

Matt gave an internal sigh. They were only into Act 1 and already there had been at least two physical kisses. Wasn't there supposed to be only one at the end? It wasn't too bad, he supposed, Sora wasn't a complete random… who knows? She might be a good kisser; might as well look on the bright side, "Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?"

"Ay, pilgrim, lips that they must use in prayer."

"O, then, dear saint, let lips do what hands do.

They pray; grant thou, lest faith turn to despair."

"Saints do not move, though grant for prayers' sake."

"Then move not, while my prayer's effect I take." Yamato paused, reading the next two words on the page.

Sora read Kisses her; the action after Romeo's line. She smiled a small smile, imagining Yamato leaning into her, his lips parting to meet hers. Maybe this wasn't so bad after all?

"JULIET!" The teacher cried in annoyance.

"Wha? Ah! Right! Then have my lips the sin that they have took."

"Sin from thy lips? O trespass sweetly urged!

Give me my sin again."

A pause. They kiss again.

Again and again and yet again.

&$#&&$$$#&&$$$&(&&

Fuck this shit.

"Eww! I'm not going to kiss you, Matt, no matter what!" Takeru grinned, flicking through the pages of Romeo and Juliet.

"Ha ha ha. Very funny. No, just read out the lines, smart ass."

"Fine, fine, if that's how you're going to be about it."

Yamato lay back on his bed, skimming his lines. Takeru had agreed to help him learn them, which was good, as at least TK was somewhat sincere about it. Unlike Takashi…

"So, who's the lucky lady, Matt? Anyone I know?"

"…"

"So it IS someone I know!" Takeru's grin increased and an expectant look came onto his face.

"It's… Sora…"

"No way! Really? Why are you so upset then? Sora's hot."

It was now Yamato's turn to smirk. "I thought you had a girlfriend." He stated bluntly.

"Yeah, Sora's hot. But Kari's hotter." He stuck a playful tongue out at his brother.

Yamato rolled his eyes, "You wouldn't know hot even if it made out with you."

"Oh but she does… regularly."

"…Change topic."

"Takeru one point, Yamato nil."

Yamato promptly threw a pillow at Takeru, smacking him in the side of the head.

"Ahh! What was that for!" Takeru laughed, flinging it back.

"You know damn right what that was for!" Yamato hurled it back.

Takeru dodged. It hit the wall with a loud 'thwack!'. Footsteps could be heard coming from down the hallway before the door was opened and Natsuko Takaishi's head appeared around the door.

"Just what are you two doing? I used to have to come and check up on you when you were 2 and 5. Last time I checked you were 14 and 17. Please do correct me if I am wrong."

"Aww… mom! We're in a fight scene!" Takeru lied, "I'm helping Matt with his Romeo and Juliet lines."

"Oh." Natsuko's face went blank. "And what part is Yamato playing?"

Takeru physically bit back a laugh, "Romeo!"

"Oh! Is he now?" Natsuko smiled. One could tell she was imagining her son on stage performing the lead role. "And what lovely young girl is accompanying you in the main role?"

Before Takeru knew what a happened, a hand had been clamped over his mouth.

"E-Er, no one. You wouldn't know her at all." Yamato hastily answered.

Natsuko blinked, feeling very much left out of the loop, "Very well then… You'll have to tell me when you're performing. I'd love to watch it." This was the perfect opportunity to show Yamato that she cared. She hadn't had much of a chance since he had been living with his father…

Little did she know this was the very time Yamato did not want her to care.

Takeru forced Matt's fingers away from his mouth, "He'd love that! He'll make sure we get front row seats!"

Yamato choked, eyes wide. No. This wasn't happening. No way.

What ever happened to his "cute, innocent" little brother?

'Ding dong. Ding dong.'

Keiko stood attentively outside the Motomiya residence. Jun swung the door open,

"Come in, come in."

Keiko nodded, walking into the entrance way, slipping off her shoes and putting on a pair of guest slippers, making sure her shoes faced toward the exit. Jun lead her second-in-command to her room, closing the door firmly behind her and motioning to her desk chair,

"Please, take a seat."

"Thank you." Keiko bowed her head, sitting down and taking out a file. Jun sat on her bed, watching her friend expectantly.

"Here, I have the plan in which we stop that bitch from getting Yamato."

"Please, continue."

Keiko took a breath before launching into it, "Well, as I see it, the teacher has the overall decision on who plays the part. Thus I must strive to stand out in the class so I may seem like a potential candidate to take over her role." She paused, Jun nodding for her to continue.

"I will also have to call to attention mistakes Sora makes. If it comes down to it I may even have to… lie. This is all I have so far. I am sure opportunities will unfold if I manipulate the teacher and the said subject in this manner. Meanwhile, I'll be taking on Juliet's lines as well as my minor character's so I will be fully prepared to take on her lines."

Jun nodded again thoughtfully, "Very good." Jun frowned, "Though… it's not enough…there's no guarantee that she'd quit…" The two fell into silence, figurative cogs whirring.

"I've got it!" Jun cried, ramming her index finger into the air, "Dirty rumors!"

Keiko grinned, "Perfect! You really are a master, Jun!"

"I only try my best to defend Yamato against the whores of our school system… it's nothing. Now, for starters… we should probably tell her what Yamato really thinks of her acting." Of course, neither had a clue about what Yamato thought, but being called useless by one of the most popular guys in school had to hurt somehow.

Daisuke quirked an eyebrow at the girls' conversation, ear pressed hard against the door. Girls could be so mean! He tried to lean closer.

"DAISUKE!" His mother cried, "What are you doing!"

Daisuke leapt up, "N-nothing! I swear!"

"How many times have I told you not to do that!"

"Sorry mom!"

Jun stiffened when she heard her mother, panic brushing the surface of her mind. Surely Davis wouldn't tell anyone… did he even know Sora? Surely not… he was just doing what every other younger brother in the universe did; eavesdrop in onto teenage girl conversation. She shook her head. Yes. Everything would be fine. Their plan was safe.

AA: "Woot! We FINALLY updated!1!"

SJ: "Yeah, after… what… like, four months?"

AA: "Hey, at least it's progress" -;; v

SJ: "Yes, AFFIRMATIVE ANSWER IS BEST"

AA: "Huzzah for babelfish!"

SJ: "We act extensively all foolish!"

AA: "Oh noes! My monobrow is on fire!"

And thus, it connected AA and SJ in order to make the robot of battle super robotic destiny!