FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

Dear (pace name here)

CHAPTER 4

By SaKuRa SaGuRa

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Skaii: I'm already on chapter 4!

Ed: How many chapters till we leave?

Skaii: Depends,

Ed: On what?

Skaii: On how many letters I get and how many ideas I have.

Ed: I can't believe people are actually reviewing.

Skaii: Hey Ed, want to make a bet?

Ed: On what?

Skaii: The rules are simple, if I get at least 12 more reviews you have to do the chicken dance and declare you're a bean!

Ed: Fine! And if you don't you have to let us go!

Skaii: Okay. I sure hope I get 12…

Ed: Where's Al?

…Some where under my bed…

Al: Sakura doesn't own us! PS send reviews!

"Great, I told you we needed to get off. But no! You have to have a weak stomach!" Skaii yelled at Ed, who for some reason or another was wearing black and red sneakers, dark blue jeans, a black under shirt, and a red jacket with 'FMA' written on the back. " Though I must say I do like your change in clothes." Skaii giggled at Ed's reaction to his outfit.

" Better than the bean costume…" Ed agreed as he felt the fabric. " Al,"

" Yes brother?" Al asked simply.

" You changed too." Ed said bluntly while pointing at Al. He had a light indigo loincloth (A/N: It is a loincloth right?) that had a yellow kitten's face on the front and back and his hair (A/N: Think back to the extras in vol. 3) was braided.

" Hahahaha! That's hilarious!" Skaii purred with laughter as Al's armored face went red. When he did, the cat on the loincloth did too.

" Whoa, look at that!" Mr. Welings chuckled as he sat down with a bandage on his head, " Looks like Al's cat shows his expressions."

" Yeah, you're right!" Al laughed along with Mr. Welings.

" Now Al's got 3 faces!" Ed said fairly amused.

" Does anyone realize the danger we're in?" Skaii asked trying to grab a floating milkshake.

" No." The three answered. She got a hold of the milkshake; only it disappeared before she could take a sip.

" Great! Now I'll have to explain-" Skaii was about to say before her seat turned to jelly and she sunk in. Ed smirked, happy to see Skaii taking some damage. Skaii quickly got out of the jelly and started wiping her clothes jelly-free. " I hate jelly." She grumbled.

" And I hate milk. Now we're almost even." Ed smiled evilly (A/N: Like in the manga) and grabbed some of the jelly and tasted it. " YUCK!" He spat out the once jelly substance that had turned it's self into rotten tomatoes.

" Whoa, it's worse then I thought…" Skaii muttered as she picked up a tomato.

" What was that for?" Ed asked/yelled as he wiped his hands on a reappearing and disappearing napkin. " Can you stop this?" Ed asked, angry with Skaii for giving them such a hard time.

Skaii sighed, I wish I could…but I can't.

" What do you mean ' I can't'? You're not doing this?" Ed asked Skaii, not realizing he had just read her thoughts. Skaii gawked at him. Things were getting worse. She blushed a little and walked down the hall.

Just what I need, a telekinetic pipsqueak! Skaii thought fuming as she tried hitting the pink around her. Every thing but the living was going pink. I hate pink, I hate it, and I absolutely positively hate it!

" I am not a pipsqueak!" Ed yelled at Skaii's back as he ran after her, still unaware of what was going on. " Wait, telekinetic? Me? A mind-reader." Ed stopped in his tracks.

Can you here me? Skaii thought as loudly as she could while turning around

" Yes! You don't have to shout!" Ed said putting his hands over his ears

I'm not yelling. Look at my face. Skaii thought calmly as she smirked at him. Ed stared. Is my mouth moving?

" No."

But you can here me?

" Yes."

If you cover your ears cane you still hear me?

" Uh huh."

" Problem solved, you're mind-reader!" Skaii said and walked to the door.

" Did you say something?" Ed asked as he ran up to Skaii and tapped her shoulder. Skaii looked and nodded. " What did you say?" Ed asked confused. Skaii repeated her sentence. Ed just stood there. He couldn't hear her! " I'M DEAF!"

No you aren't! You can only hear my thoughts! And I can only hear you words! Skaii grabbed the panicking Ed by the shoulders and shook him a little. Get a hold on yourself! Ed's eyes went wide and he disappeared in a puff of smoke. Oh, noodles…

…In car 5…

"? YllaeR" Al asked Mr. Welings (A/N: Al is speaking backwards so sorry if I mess up). The old man nodded. "! Aedi on dah I" Al scratched his metal head in awkwardness.

" Tis thy truth I speaketh!" Mr. Welings said in a very English accent.

". Taht ees nac I… rethguaddnarg ruoy s'ehS" Al could hardly believe it! All of a sudden Ed fell from the ceiling onto the card game the two had been playing.

" Thou were most inexcusable!" Mr. Welings huffed. Ed had no idea what he said and really… he didn't care.

"! RehtorB" Al said enthusiastically only to receive another one of Ed's 'what's going on here?' looks. "? Gnorw s'tahW" Al asked confused. As far as he knew he was speaking fine and forward.

We should probably read this. Skaii sat down next to Al and took out a letter. Mr. Welings stood up and left the room, saying something about thou and thy and sometimes y.

" Here we go." Here we go, Skaii opened the letter for the two to see.

Hehehehehe… Ed is funny… I don't get the beans in Pinako's hair at the end of book 3, can you get her to talk about it? Please? And how tall is Edward anyway? How tall is Al? And will Roy marry me?

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" I am funny. Thanks… NOW GET US OUT OF HERE!" Ed yelled and grabbed his head. Skaii smiled and cleared her throat.

"Well, in chapter 1 was a picture of Aunt Pinako in a bikini." Skaii shivered a little before watching Ed and Al vigorously rub their eyes, scream, and run around the train car. " But I know what you're talking about. There's this fermented soybean paste or something that's supposedly disgusting. Never had it. Anyway, I guess it might be sticky… if some one could tell me what it is I appreciate it. I think its called natto." I wonder if Ed really hates natto, like he does milk.

" EEEEEEWWW! NATTO!" Ed yelled as he and Al hid under separate seats as a piece of natto flew by.

" I think I just found something Ed hates more than milk…" Skaii smirked to herself. " You want to know how tall Ed is do you?" Skaii smiled evilly. Some how or another Ed had hit a light bulb when some milk and natto floated by. The lights went out and the three were their… 'Normal' selves.

" Big brother I can't see…" Al said unhappily as he tried to get out from under the seat. Ed was rubbing his head and Skaii was picking glass off of her clothes.

" As I was saying, before some bean broke a light, you want to know how tall Ed and Al are right?"

Ed jumped, Oh no, she doesn't know does she?

" I'm about 7 feet, I think. I'm not sure… I don't think I've ever been measured." Al said once he got out from under the seat. Ed was trying his best to find Skaii and stop her. Little did he know she was on the ceiling, right above him.

" Edward is just about-" Skaii started to proclaim but the lights came back on and she fell atop Ed. She sat up on Ed's back to make sure he would stay down.

" GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!" Ed flailed his arms and legs around.

" Skaii, maybe you shouldn't…" Al asked quietly. Wait a sec, I don't even know how tall brother is. How does she know then?

" I know because I'm a huge fan and I run around websites all the time!" Skaii said snapping her fingers and next thing Ed knew he had a muzzle on.

"Havoc for the last time! Your lunch box is not a portal to the Land of Oz!" Mustang said slamming his hands down on a seat. Startled by the sudden appearance and out burst Skaii fell off of Ed's back and disappeared.

" Colonel!" Al said happy to see some one somewhat sane… even if his brother considered Mustang as a crazed loon.

" Huh? Where am I? Havoc? Al is that you? What happened to your 'hair'?" Mustang asked very confused. He became even more confused when he saw Ed transmute the muzzle into a metal block.

" Uh, long story…" Al said sweat dropping along with the loincloth cat.

" Is this the place Havoc was talking about?" Mustang asked as he grabbed a floating piece of paper. Ed and Al both nodded in turn. Mustang read the letter.

" What do you say? Do you want to date a fan?" Skaii asked puffing out of nowhere and landing on the ceiling.

" Get married, no. Going on a date with out being shot at by Hawkeye, yes." Mustang rubbed his butt. It was still a little tender, from when Hawkeye nearly hit him last week, and it didn't help that he was in the Land of Oz.

" Do you know where you are?" Skaii asked folding her arms. Ed and Al listened closely. Maybe they could figure out how to get home!

" In the Land of Oz." Mustang smirked only to receive a glare.

" I take that as an insult." Skaii took out the reddish-brown box and opened it. She took out a map and let it float down. It was just a centimeter away from Mustang's fingertips when the room changed up to down again. He fell to the ceiling while the map continued to fall to the floor. Al ended up landing on a light and every thing went dark…again.

Skaii: I already got twelve reviews!

Al and Roy: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHA!

Ed: SHUT UP!

Skaii: Now now, our little chicken bean-

Ed: I am not a 'little chicken bean'!

Roy: Your right.

Ed: … Mustang and I agree? The world must be going crazy… no wait; it was when we met her.

Skaii: It's rude to call the colonel a girl.

Roy: Grrr… I was going to say you're a midget turkey peanut….

Skaii and Al: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!

Ed: AL!

Al: Don't forget to review!

Ed: HEY! LISTEN TO ME!

Al: Sorry beaner- I mean brother!

Skaii:Well, readers, I bet you didn't know why I need Ed to do this do you?

Roy: Wasn't it to humiliate him?

Skaii: Nope.

Ed, Al, and Roy: Huh?

Skaii find out in the next chapter or so!

Ed, Al, and Roy: WAIT TELL US!

Sorry for only one letter but I dothank you all for reviewing! This is my first fanfic and I was thinking that if you all like this one you might like my others… tell me!

You don't know how surprised I am that I haven't been flamed, haha! Especially with Ed barfing on me! It will take me awhile to place all the letters. But that's good I got a lot. The more I get the longer the story'll go! I thank you all for the reviews! They're energy boasting and keep me going! And you thought I was going to make Ed dance for no reason. Thinking of what I want to type makes my sides hurt! I'll give you all a hint…

The train has been hijacked… Mr. Welings was the driver if you noticed.