FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST
Dear (place name here)
Chapter 5
By Sakura Sagura
Disclaimer…
Skaii & Al & Roy: HAHAHHAHA AHAHAAHA! HAHAAHAA HAHAHHAHAHA!
Ed: SHUT UP!
…Dead silence…
Ed: You still don't own us…
Skaii: I wouldn't want to own a bean anyway.
Roy: You mean a shrimp.
Al: You never told us how tall Ed is.
Roy: You mean how short.
Ed: SHUT IT!
Skaii: You don't say much. But I suppose that's normal for a bean.
Ed: AAARGH!
Al: Brother…
Ed: WHAT!
Al: Huh, sorry.
Skaii: You need to dance you know.
Roy & Al: HAHAHAHAH AHHA HAA HAHAHA!
Ed: Skaii.
Skaii: Yes?
Ed: Go away!
Skaii: Be careful of what you wish for. You just might get it.
" You all okay?" Skaii called as pushed her self into a sitting position. It was darker then dark, so dark you could cut it with a knife.
" I think so."
No response…
" Okay? Is that what you call nearly getting a concussion!"
" Did you get a concussion?" Skaii asked looking up, trying to find Ed, and some light.
" No." Ed said blushing as he stood up on the ceiling. Roy was knocked out and drooling, some was even dripping to the floor. Al was a few feet from Ed and was doing his best not to lose his helmet.
" Alright then. No need to fret." Skaii said trying to stand up. She was unexpectedly clammy and dazed. She couldn't stand up and she was using so much energy to stand up that even if she did stand, she'd most likely fall over. She heard Al's clanking footsteps walk overhead. She couldn't quite hear what they were saying.
"…Down…trans…Sk…then we…but…stupid…tang…yeah I know…okay."
" Uh. I …" Skaii felt her legs. They we're freezing cold and numb. She couldn't move from the waist down. There was a blue light from above as a ladder was formed next to Skaii.
" Here we come!" Al said trying to get Skaii out of the way incase she was under them. Not even halfway down, gravity remembered it had a job to do and pulled Ed and Al to the floor.
" Why does it keep on doing this to us?" Al asked as he sat up. Ed stood up and rubbed his butt. There was a little light coming from the windows. It must be early morning, maybe about 3 or 4 o'clock.
" I have no…" Ed just happened to glance at Al and see what was so odd. Skaii was sitting on the floor, legs stretched out in front of her. And Al's right foot just happened to be resting on them. He stared at Skaii and then at Al and back again. Skaii looked at her legs. No pain. She shook her head. She couldn't see!
" AH! Skaii I'm sorry!" Al yelled freaking out and jumped away once realizing what was going on. Ed ran over to Skaii.
" Hey, what's wrong?" Ed asked as he knelt down beside her. Her eyes were a clouded gray and her sweat was icy.
" Ed? Al? You need to get out." Skaii wheezed as she doubled-over. The two boys had no idea what she was talking about. Not to mention, well Ed at least, could feel the sudden drop in temperature.
" So, can I get my seat back now?" Mr. Welings asked as he smiled at the pure gold chair in front of him. He saw a gloved hand wave then he fell to the floor dead…not really. He just was knocked out. The hand returned to it's owner.
"Maybe I should say hello."
" Alright, just through the door." Skaii muttered to Al, who was giving her a piggyback ride. Ed opened the steel door and went into the car behind Al and Skaii. The car had a sweet chestnut aroma and was warm. The three walked down the aisle.
" Brother, I don't have a good feeling." Al muttered as they walked on by several cherry colored seats. Ed glanced around the room.
" Neither do I." Ed said quietly. The room was warm enough but he still felt a chill come up his spine. As though some one was watching them. Skaii wiped her forehead, trying to rid the sweat that was covering her body. "GYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Ed yelled as he felt something grab his right ankle.
" What's wrong Edward?" Al asked nearly dropping Skaii. "GETOFFGETOFFGETOFF!" Ed screamed and fell over while he was trying to run for it. Al set Skaii down on a chair and ran over to his brother. A dark purple hand had crept out of the floor and was trying to take Ed under. Skaii listened in confusion as the heat in the room rose steadily. Soon the warm chestnut smell was replaced with a grotesque decaying smell and the heat became unbearable.
" Great, we're dead." Skaii murmured to herself. The seat she was sitting on became soft and lukewarm. She felt herself sinking! " NOO!" Skaii tried to swim out. But she couldn't see and her legs weren't much help.
" SKAII!" The two brothers shouted as they watched Skaii disappear in front of them. They couldn't help her at all.
" DAMNIT!" Ed cried as he clapped his hands together and hammered the hand with them. The hand was engulfed in a cerulean light along with a shriek. Ed stumbled upward. Al scooted over to the chair there was a note.
" This isn't what we need right now." Al grumbled as he read the letter.
Dear Edward,
Okay, I don't wanna freak you out, so lemme just start by saying: you are the most AWSOMELY AWSOME guy in FMA! I know that really isn't good grammar, but I don't care! Anyways, I've got some questions I hope you answer:
-Do you have a crush on anyone?
-If I was in your world would you date me?
-Whose the person you hate most in your life don't count me
-And, lastly, what would you do for a klodike bar? I've always wanted to ask some on that!
Anyway, you rock, I love ya, please read this, got to go, bye-bye!
Lots of Hugs, Anime Dutchess
Ed and Al looked at each other. Before Ed could say anything Al started laughing.
" SHUT UP! This isn't the time to anyway!" Ed yelled blushing.
" Haha, you're right, I'm sorry. Better answer this so we can get going." Al said doing his best to calm down. The cat on Al's loincloth was taking deep breaths.
" Fine," Ed quickly glared at Al before going on. " You are right. I am so awesomely awesome." Ed reread the letter as Al started to giggle. " Now for your questions… No I don't have a crush on anyone! And even if I... No, you people stop asking me THAT! I will NOT date you!" Ed flared his arms at the ceiling. Al laughed at his brother.
" Come on brother. Stop being rude." Al sighed remembering they needed to hurry up.
" I know, I know." Ed said pouting a little. " The cross dressing palm tree, colonel Sarcasm, and whoever kidnapped Skaii…and maybe even Skaii."
" Wow, you hate a lot of people." Al said as Ed grew little anger marks on his head.
" Shut it! And I have no idea what a 'klodike bar' is."
" It might be a mineral."
" Hmm, if it can help us in our search for the stone… I'd might break into a lab, fight a chimera, go one-on-two with some living suits of armor, and dodge wrenches. Oh, I wouldn't mind giving Mustang a kick where the sun don't-"
" Brother!"
" Sorry, even if it's true."
" What were we doing before we read that letter?" Al asked, Ed looked at the ceiling again.
"What the-." Ed read the letter on the ceiling.
Ha ha! Ed's short!
Crazedgurl847
" I am NOT!" Ed jumped at the letter. He couldn't reach for beans…
" HAHAHA! There you two are!" An unfamiliar voice snickered at the two. Ed and Al turned to see some thing they weren't readyfor.
Ed: …
Al: …
Roy…
Al: That was kind of…
Ed: Stupid?
Al: No,
Roy: Short, like Ed?
Ed: HEY!
Al: I was going to say dark.
Roy: That too.
Ed: Say… where is Skaii?
Roy: I wasn't really in this chapter and I know. You were watching, not me.
Al: She was kidnapped Ed.
Ed: …
Roy: I think he's in shock.
Al: Brother?
Ed: ALL RIGHT! Ding-dong, the witch is dead, the witch is dead, the witch is dead! Ding-dong the wicked witch is dead!
Roy: … Why have we been quoting that one book?
Al: What book?
Pugh-lease review! I'm so sorry this was so short! … like Ed.
Ed's fans: Get her!
Me: NOOOO!