I got this idea while at school today....enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Trigun, as much as I'd like to....I simply own the idea for the story. ^_^
Happy Hour at The Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter One: Drinking Contest
It was Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon. Villains and heroes alike were enjoying themselves. Wolfwood was playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" with Millie, and Meryl and Knives were having a staring contest. Vash was also busy....having a nice chat with E.G Mine.
"So how d'you get through doors with all that armor? And why are spikes your weapon....what are you, a porcupine? And WHY is your hair GREEN!?!" Vash asked seriously.
".....Vash?" -_-
"Yes?" ^_^
"Shuddup."
Vash muttered about stupid green-haired porcupine wannabes and walked off to watch Legato and Caine's drinking contest.
Knives' eyes were watering. Even worse than the time Vash stole his favorite rubber ducky when they were kids! And people, that's pretty bad. He had to blink. He just HAD too. And so he did. Meryl punched a fist in the air.
"Haha! I win again, Knives!!"
"Best 2 out of 3?" He asked hopefully.
"No way, I beat you 7 times now! Pay up already!" Meryl glared at him. Knives gulped. Sure, he was a plant and he could kill countless humans at once...but Meryl was just plain SCARY. He muttered obscenities under his breath and handed her the money. He got up and walked off to see what his brother was doing. Wolfwood cheered from the corner.
"I WIN!"
".....uhh...Wolfwood...that's not where the tail goes...." Midvalley pointed out. Wolfwood looked from behind the blindfold.
"Whoops.....sorry, Knives...." Knives twitched, and ran around screaming until someone pulled the tail OUT of his....well, y'know. ^_^
"..........?"
A quite drunken Legato poked a finger in Caine's face.
"Oh YEAH, Caine??? Well I bet master Knives can beat you," Legato slurred. He had just had a drinking game with Caine, and had unfortunately lost.....poor Legato....but we still love him. ^_^
".....Yeah.......he does......haha." Legato said, agreeing with the voices in his head.
"...................?"
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, MISTER!!!!" Legato yelled, throwing a punch at Caine and hitting Vash instead.
"Damn it, Legato! Watch where you're aiming!!" Vash whined, holding his nose.
"............!!"
"YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?!?!!" Legato yelled at Caine.
"......^_^....!!"
"SHE DID NOT!!!!!" Legato yelled, a vein twitching on his forehead.
"..........?!?!?!"
"Thats it, Caine. Master Knives is gonna kick yer ass!!" Legato yelled at the mime/gunman. Knives, who was now tail free, glared at Legato.
"What the hell, Legato.....I thought you said you went to that AA meeting...." Knives said, glowering.
"No way, man. No way." Legato said, actually SMILING. O.o!!
"......you're wasted......" Knives muttered.
"Hee hee."
"Legato, shuddup."
"But I just wante--"
"Shuddup!!"
"But Caine said my moth--"
"SHUDDUP!!!"
"Y'know....I'm only having some fu---"
"SHUDDUP, LEGATO!!!!"
"...............!!!"
"I AM NOT, CAINE!!" Knives yelled at....Caine...O.o
"Knives?" Vash asked.
"WHAT?!?"
"...uh....how can you tell what he's saying?..." Vash said, pointing at Caine.
"....I....don't...KNOW....O.o!" Knives said, staring at his brother.
".................!"
"CAINE!!! DON'T BAD MOUTH VASH!!!" Knives yelled.
"What did he say?????" Vash yelled. Knives took Vash aside and whispered something in his ear. Vash's eyes widened.
"I DO NOT!!!! THATS IT MIME-BOY!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!" Vash yelled, drawing up a stool at the bar. He glanced at Legato, who was suddenly behind the bar and wearing a bartenders outfit.
"Legato."
"Huh?"
"Hit me." Vash commanded. Legato smacked him in the head with a tray.
"OW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Vash yelled, holding his skull.
"...you said hit you...."
"NOT THAT KIND OF HIT, YOU MORON!!! I MEANT POUR ME A DRINK!!!" Vash yelled, glaring at the telepathic....eh....telepath.
"Oh. Well, I'm cutting you off."
"What?!?!" Vash yelled.
"You heard me. I'm cutting you off. You've had enough." Legato replied.
"But I haven't even had ONE yet!!!!" Vash said, getting more and more annoyed.
"You're not driving home are you?" Legato asked.
"What?..." -_-
"You can't drive home in that condition..."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!" Vash shrieked. "ONE: I haven't even had anything to drink yet. And TWO: I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!"
"A likely story, but I thin--"
"JUST POUR THE DAMN DRINK!!!" Vash yelled, a vein popping out of his forehead.
"Sheesh.....fine..." O.o
Legato filled his shot glass with Rum. And if *you* don't drink Rum in shot glasses, well, *they* do...so ha. Then Legato filled Caine's glass. Vash drank, Caine drank. Refills. Vash drank, Caine drank. Refills. And so it went until they got to their 40th glass each.
"Ohhh Kniiiiiivesy????" Vash asked, giggling slighty. He had one arm around Caine and was wearing an orange and green striped tie around his head. Knives twitched.
"Knivesy?" -_-
"Haha...yeah....Caine said that your ugly and your mother dresses you funny..." Vash said, laughing hysterically.
"......^_^....."
".....What?" Knives twitched again.
"Hey Knivesy....Since when d'you have a twin?" Vash asked, seeing double.
"Vash...you're my twin..." .
"I HAVE A BROTHER?!?!" Vash yelled.
".......^_^....."
"Caine, shut up." Knives commanded.
"....-_-....."
Vash pointed and laughed at Caine, then passed out, his eyes all.....swirly. @_@
Ok, this was just the first chapter. If people like it, then I'll keep writing. Review please! ^_^ Later, much.
~Pyro~
Disclaimer: I do not own anyone from Trigun, as much as I'd like to....I simply own the idea for the story. ^_^
Happy Hour at The Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter One: Drinking Contest
It was Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon. Villains and heroes alike were enjoying themselves. Wolfwood was playing "Pin the Tail on the Donkey" with Millie, and Meryl and Knives were having a staring contest. Vash was also busy....having a nice chat with E.G Mine.
"So how d'you get through doors with all that armor? And why are spikes your weapon....what are you, a porcupine? And WHY is your hair GREEN!?!" Vash asked seriously.
".....Vash?" -_-
"Yes?" ^_^
"Shuddup."
Vash muttered about stupid green-haired porcupine wannabes and walked off to watch Legato and Caine's drinking contest.
Knives' eyes were watering. Even worse than the time Vash stole his favorite rubber ducky when they were kids! And people, that's pretty bad. He had to blink. He just HAD too. And so he did. Meryl punched a fist in the air.
"Haha! I win again, Knives!!"
"Best 2 out of 3?" He asked hopefully.
"No way, I beat you 7 times now! Pay up already!" Meryl glared at him. Knives gulped. Sure, he was a plant and he could kill countless humans at once...but Meryl was just plain SCARY. He muttered obscenities under his breath and handed her the money. He got up and walked off to see what his brother was doing. Wolfwood cheered from the corner.
"I WIN!"
".....uhh...Wolfwood...that's not where the tail goes...." Midvalley pointed out. Wolfwood looked from behind the blindfold.
"Whoops.....sorry, Knives...." Knives twitched, and ran around screaming until someone pulled the tail OUT of his....well, y'know. ^_^
"..........?"
A quite drunken Legato poked a finger in Caine's face.
"Oh YEAH, Caine??? Well I bet master Knives can beat you," Legato slurred. He had just had a drinking game with Caine, and had unfortunately lost.....poor Legato....but we still love him. ^_^
".....Yeah.......he does......haha." Legato said, agreeing with the voices in his head.
"...................?"
"DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME, MISTER!!!!" Legato yelled, throwing a punch at Caine and hitting Vash instead.
"Damn it, Legato! Watch where you're aiming!!" Vash whined, holding his nose.
"............!!"
"YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?!?!!" Legato yelled at Caine.
"......^_^....!!"
"SHE DID NOT!!!!!" Legato yelled, a vein twitching on his forehead.
"..........?!?!?!"
"Thats it, Caine. Master Knives is gonna kick yer ass!!" Legato yelled at the mime/gunman. Knives, who was now tail free, glared at Legato.
"What the hell, Legato.....I thought you said you went to that AA meeting...." Knives said, glowering.
"No way, man. No way." Legato said, actually SMILING. O.o!!
"......you're wasted......" Knives muttered.
"Hee hee."
"Legato, shuddup."
"But I just wante--"
"Shuddup!!"
"But Caine said my moth--"
"SHUDDUP!!!"
"Y'know....I'm only having some fu---"
"SHUDDUP, LEGATO!!!!"
"...............!!!"
"I AM NOT, CAINE!!" Knives yelled at....Caine...O.o
"Knives?" Vash asked.
"WHAT?!?"
"...uh....how can you tell what he's saying?..." Vash said, pointing at Caine.
"....I....don't...KNOW....O.o!" Knives said, staring at his brother.
".................!"
"CAINE!!! DON'T BAD MOUTH VASH!!!" Knives yelled.
"What did he say?????" Vash yelled. Knives took Vash aside and whispered something in his ear. Vash's eyes widened.
"I DO NOT!!!! THATS IT MIME-BOY!! YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!" Vash yelled, drawing up a stool at the bar. He glanced at Legato, who was suddenly behind the bar and wearing a bartenders outfit.
"Legato."
"Huh?"
"Hit me." Vash commanded. Legato smacked him in the head with a tray.
"OW!!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" Vash yelled, holding his skull.
"...you said hit you...."
"NOT THAT KIND OF HIT, YOU MORON!!! I MEANT POUR ME A DRINK!!!" Vash yelled, glaring at the telepathic....eh....telepath.
"Oh. Well, I'm cutting you off."
"What?!?!" Vash yelled.
"You heard me. I'm cutting you off. You've had enough." Legato replied.
"But I haven't even had ONE yet!!!!" Vash said, getting more and more annoyed.
"You're not driving home are you?" Legato asked.
"What?..." -_-
"You can't drive home in that condition..."
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!" Vash shrieked. "ONE: I haven't even had anything to drink yet. And TWO: I DON'T HAVE A CAR!!!"
"A likely story, but I thin--"
"JUST POUR THE DAMN DRINK!!!" Vash yelled, a vein popping out of his forehead.
"Sheesh.....fine..." O.o
Legato filled his shot glass with Rum. And if *you* don't drink Rum in shot glasses, well, *they* do...so ha. Then Legato filled Caine's glass. Vash drank, Caine drank. Refills. Vash drank, Caine drank. Refills. And so it went until they got to their 40th glass each.
"Ohhh Kniiiiiivesy????" Vash asked, giggling slighty. He had one arm around Caine and was wearing an orange and green striped tie around his head. Knives twitched.
"Knivesy?" -_-
"Haha...yeah....Caine said that your ugly and your mother dresses you funny..." Vash said, laughing hysterically.
"......^_^....."
".....What?" Knives twitched again.
"Hey Knivesy....Since when d'you have a twin?" Vash asked, seeing double.
"Vash...you're my twin..." .
"I HAVE A BROTHER?!?!" Vash yelled.
".......^_^....."
"Caine, shut up." Knives commanded.
"....-_-....."
Vash pointed and laughed at Caine, then passed out, his eyes all.....swirly. @_@
Ok, this was just the first chapter. If people like it, then I'll keep writing. Review please! ^_^ Later, much.
~Pyro~