Well now. I got reviews!!! I love you, reviewers...^_^
I stayed home sick today.....gyah I feel like crap right now....so I wrote
chapter two because I was rather bored. So on to Chapter Two!
Disclaimer: Guess what? I own NOTHING from Trigun. But I do own the pinata.....the random shower....AND the creamed spinach.
Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter Two: Piñata of DOOM
When we last left the Gunsmoke Saloon, Vash had passed out...well....what d'you expect? Honestly? I mean, one can only take SO MUCH alcohol.....As for Caine.....well.....he's a MIME!!! He was obviously going to win.
Knives shook his head at his brother.
"Vash, this is the third time this week! I would've thought by now you know you can't beat Caine. I mean....HE'S A MIME FOR GOD SAKE!" Knives said, pointing at Caine who was trapped inside an invisible box and trying to get out. Vash twitched slightly.
Legato yelled to Knives across the room.
"Hey Knivesy! We found a piñata!!!"
"Knivesy?!?! Not you too, Legato." Knives muttered and ran off to join him, Millie, and Wolfwood.
"Oooh, I wonder what's inside!!!" Millie said, clapping her hands.
"Hot dogs!!!" Legato yelled.
"Cigarrettes!" Wolfwood said, grinning.
"New weapons of torture and pain?" Knives asked hopefully.
"Pudding..." Millie said, smiling.
"Donuts!!" Vash yelled, jumping in the middle of the group. Knives shook his head again.
"...............!"
"EW CAINE! THATS DISGUSTING!!" Vash yelled.
".......^_^......."
"Hey Vash?" Wolfwood asked.
"Huh?" Vash answered.
"Didn't you....pass out?"
"Yeah.....your point?"
".....never mind...." -_-
"Well, lets crack it open already!" Knives said impatiently.
"Ok! You go first, Knivesy!" Vash said, putting a blindfold over his brothers eyes. He handed him a bat and stood back. Knives whacked at the piñata.
"DIE COLORFUL PAPER MACHE ANIMAL OF DOOM!!!!"
*CRACK*
"OW!!!" Legato yelled.
Knives lifted up the blindfold.
"....heh....whoops....."
"Uh....maybe we should let someone else go....Millie?" Wolfwood handed her the bat after wrestling it from Knives. She was about to swing at it when she burst into tears.
"I can't hurt it! Its so cuuute!!!" She sobbed.
".....ugh. Foolish woman. GIMME THAT!!" Legato took the bat from her and whacked at the piñata with all his might. Unfortunately he let go of the bat and it went flying, hitting Meryl in the head.
*SMACK*
Meryl turned slowly, glaring at Legato. One eye was twitching in a You're- So-Dead sort of way.
".....shit...." Legato backed away slowly.
"DIEEEE!!" Meryl yelled, tackling him. They tumbled out the doors. Everyone stared at the doors for a few moments, listening intently.
"Meryl?...W-what are you gonna do with that bat?......."
"DIE PSYCHO BOY!!!!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Legato screamed. Everyone winced. A few seconds later Meryl reentered the bar, dusting herself off. Legato limped back in after her.
"Legato?....Where's the bat?" Midvalley asked.
"......You don't wanna know." He said sitting down slowly and wincing in pain. Everyone shuddered.
"Uh......Vash, your turn." Knives said, handing him a new bat. Vash whacked at the piñata, making a huge crack in its head.
"One more hit should do it!" Vash said, getting ready to swing.
"Hey! I didn't get to go yet!!!" Wolfwood complained. He seized the bat from Vash and whacked it with all his might. The piñata began to split apart.....and inside was.....
25 pounds of creamed spinach!!!!
Unfortunately since poor Wolfwood was standing right underneath the piñata, he was hit with the nasty, disgusting, but good-for-your-colon mess. He stood there in shock, twitching. Knives and Legato fell to the floor laughing. Everyone one else just stared.
"This....smells....so....DISGUSTING!!!!" Wolfwood ran off to find a shower, a change of clothes, and his poor injured pride.
Knives got up from the floor, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"Well....that was amusing......who wants to play strip poker?" He grinned. ^_^
"Me!"
"I will!"
".........!"
"Yeah!"
"Sure!"
Wolfwood stuck his head out from a random shower that appeared from no where.
"Count me in, guys!" And he resumed getting the creamed spinach from his hair.
"......hey Knivesy?" Vash asked.
"......what...." Knives muttered.
"How d'you play poker?"
"VASH! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY POKER?!!" Knives yelled.
"Yes."
"Ugh." X_X
I kinda thought this chapter wasn't that good.....I dunno maybe its just me. But please review! Oh, and the more reviews the quicker the next chapter comes out. I have 4 days off from school this week. ^_^
Next Chapter....well, you'll see.....hehe. *whistles innocently*
~Pyro~
Disclaimer: Guess what? I own NOTHING from Trigun. But I do own the pinata.....the random shower....AND the creamed spinach.
Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter Two: Piñata of DOOM
When we last left the Gunsmoke Saloon, Vash had passed out...well....what d'you expect? Honestly? I mean, one can only take SO MUCH alcohol.....As for Caine.....well.....he's a MIME!!! He was obviously going to win.
Knives shook his head at his brother.
"Vash, this is the third time this week! I would've thought by now you know you can't beat Caine. I mean....HE'S A MIME FOR GOD SAKE!" Knives said, pointing at Caine who was trapped inside an invisible box and trying to get out. Vash twitched slightly.
Legato yelled to Knives across the room.
"Hey Knivesy! We found a piñata!!!"
"Knivesy?!?! Not you too, Legato." Knives muttered and ran off to join him, Millie, and Wolfwood.
"Oooh, I wonder what's inside!!!" Millie said, clapping her hands.
"Hot dogs!!!" Legato yelled.
"Cigarrettes!" Wolfwood said, grinning.
"New weapons of torture and pain?" Knives asked hopefully.
"Pudding..." Millie said, smiling.
"Donuts!!" Vash yelled, jumping in the middle of the group. Knives shook his head again.
"...............!"
"EW CAINE! THATS DISGUSTING!!" Vash yelled.
".......^_^......."
"Hey Vash?" Wolfwood asked.
"Huh?" Vash answered.
"Didn't you....pass out?"
"Yeah.....your point?"
".....never mind...." -_-
"Well, lets crack it open already!" Knives said impatiently.
"Ok! You go first, Knivesy!" Vash said, putting a blindfold over his brothers eyes. He handed him a bat and stood back. Knives whacked at the piñata.
"DIE COLORFUL PAPER MACHE ANIMAL OF DOOM!!!!"
*CRACK*
"OW!!!" Legato yelled.
Knives lifted up the blindfold.
"....heh....whoops....."
"Uh....maybe we should let someone else go....Millie?" Wolfwood handed her the bat after wrestling it from Knives. She was about to swing at it when she burst into tears.
"I can't hurt it! Its so cuuute!!!" She sobbed.
".....ugh. Foolish woman. GIMME THAT!!" Legato took the bat from her and whacked at the piñata with all his might. Unfortunately he let go of the bat and it went flying, hitting Meryl in the head.
*SMACK*
Meryl turned slowly, glaring at Legato. One eye was twitching in a You're- So-Dead sort of way.
".....shit...." Legato backed away slowly.
"DIEEEE!!" Meryl yelled, tackling him. They tumbled out the doors. Everyone stared at the doors for a few moments, listening intently.
"Meryl?...W-what are you gonna do with that bat?......."
"DIE PSYCHO BOY!!!!"
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Legato screamed. Everyone winced. A few seconds later Meryl reentered the bar, dusting herself off. Legato limped back in after her.
"Legato?....Where's the bat?" Midvalley asked.
"......You don't wanna know." He said sitting down slowly and wincing in pain. Everyone shuddered.
"Uh......Vash, your turn." Knives said, handing him a new bat. Vash whacked at the piñata, making a huge crack in its head.
"One more hit should do it!" Vash said, getting ready to swing.
"Hey! I didn't get to go yet!!!" Wolfwood complained. He seized the bat from Vash and whacked it with all his might. The piñata began to split apart.....and inside was.....
25 pounds of creamed spinach!!!!
Unfortunately since poor Wolfwood was standing right underneath the piñata, he was hit with the nasty, disgusting, but good-for-your-colon mess. He stood there in shock, twitching. Knives and Legato fell to the floor laughing. Everyone one else just stared.
"This....smells....so....DISGUSTING!!!!" Wolfwood ran off to find a shower, a change of clothes, and his poor injured pride.
Knives got up from the floor, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes.
"Well....that was amusing......who wants to play strip poker?" He grinned. ^_^
"Me!"
"I will!"
".........!"
"Yeah!"
"Sure!"
Wolfwood stuck his head out from a random shower that appeared from no where.
"Count me in, guys!" And he resumed getting the creamed spinach from his hair.
"......hey Knivesy?" Vash asked.
"......what...." Knives muttered.
"How d'you play poker?"
"VASH! ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY POKER?!!" Knives yelled.
"Yes."
"Ugh." X_X
I kinda thought this chapter wasn't that good.....I dunno maybe its just me. But please review! Oh, and the more reviews the quicker the next chapter comes out. I have 4 days off from school this week. ^_^
Next Chapter....well, you'll see.....hehe. *whistles innocently*
~Pyro~