All righty. Time for Chapter Three. BUT FIRST, I would like to personally
thank these reviewers:
Pico The Great
Tearron Walker
CaptainMurphysMistress
Saz-2: you reviewed twice, so you get SPECIAL THANKS!! ^_^ *hug*
Disclaimer: I own not one thing from Trigun....except Knives......but then again......that was just a dream......So....yeah I own nothing.
Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter Three:
Wolfwood shook his wet hair out of his face. He quickly changed and ran off to join the others in a nice game of Strip Poker! So he walked into the bar.
"Ow. Who left this bar here?" He muttered, throwing it aside. Then he walked into the saloon, muttering to himself. (heh........couldn't resist......)
"Vash, if you don't know how to play poker, YOU CAN'T PLAY!" Knives said, sticking out his tongue.
"Meeeerrrryyyllllll......make him stttttooooppppp!" Vash whined. Meryl cracked her knuckles and glared daggers at Knives. Knives gulped.
"W-what do you s-suggest M-meryl?" He asked, petrified of the short, angry woman.
"Vash?" Meryl asked, turning to him. Vash smiled his lovable, dopey grin.
"I wanna play Strip Tag!!" He said, grinning.
"......Strip....tag?...." Knives asked.
"Oh, that sounds fun!" Millie laughed.
"Yeah let's play that!" Legato said.
"Huh?" Wolfwood asked. I mean, he DID just walk in.
"We're gonna play Strip Tag!" Vash exclaimed.
"Oh, I've heard of that!" Wolfwood said.
"You have?!" Vash asked.
".......no......How d'you play?" Wolfwood asked.
"The rules are simple, dear friend. If you get tagged, you must remove an article of clothing and your 'It!'" Vash said.
"So who's it?" Meryl asked.
"I piiiiiick....LEGATO!!" Vash said, running off to the other side of the saloon. Everyone scattered. Legato chased after the nearest person, which happened to be Knivesy!!!.....uh Knives. ^_^
And so he tagged him.
"Damn it." Knives muttered. He wasn't too keen on undressing in front of EVERYONE, so he pulled off a shoe.
"Pfft. Be more daring, Knivesy!" Vash yelled from the corner. Knives glared. Only one thought crossed his mind now: Get Vash. So he chased down his brother.
*POW*
"Owwww! Knivesy! That hurt!!" Vash whined. He took off his trench coat.
"Oh...and *I'm* not daring enough?!?" Knives yelled, running off. Vash turned and spotted Meryl. He GRINNED....in a perverted Vash-type sort of way, of course. Meryl saw this and ran....FOR HER LIFE....er....CLOTHES! But unfortunately no one is a match for The Humanoid Typhoon himself. He jumped in the air and landed directly in front of her, and tagged her shoulder. Then he stood there, waiting for her to take something off.
And of course, she took off her shoe. Then she smacked Vash in the side of the head with it.
"How could you be so cold?...." He asked tearfully. Meryl ignored him and ran off after Wolfwood.
*THUNK*
"Oww....Meryl....you didn't hafta hit me with your shoe!" Wolfwood whined. He pulled off his shirt and ran off after....MILLIE!!
"Mr. Wolfwood, I'm not in the mood for sandwiches right now...." She said when she saw his non-shirt-ness.
"Uh.....your 'It.'" He said tagging her.
"Ooooh." She said taking off her shoe and running after Legato. Suddenly, this story got extremely good budgets and EVERYTHING TURNED SLOW MOTION! Millie jumped into the air and threw her shoe at Legato. But, he leaned back in slow motion, and dodged the shoe in the nick of time!
Audience: Ooooh.....Aaahhhh...
I have an audience?!?!......woah......
Legato (who was now wearing sunglasses in a "Matrix" type way) then flew into the air to meet Millie. After a few moments of heavy Kung-Fu action in which everyone stopped to stare, Legato was tagged. So he took off his overcoat thingy and ran after....Knives again!!!
"I'VE ALREADY BEEN TAGGED!!! LEMME ALOOOOONEEE!!!!" Knives tried to run faster, but was no match for Legato's psychotic speed! He was soon tackled to the ground....ouch...shamed by a human...
"Ow. Legaaaaatooooooo!!" He whined. He took off his other shoe. SUDDENLY a mass of rioting fan girls swarmed into the saloon. They spotted Knives, Legato, Wolfwood and Vash missing some clothing and assumed they *wanted* their clothes ripped off.
Cries of pain from the poor gunmen were heard above the squealing of the fan girls and tearing of clothes.
"IT BURNS!!!"
"MOMMIIIIEEEE!!"
"GYAH! THATS NOT CLOTHES YOU'RE TEARING AT!!!"
"NOT THAT!!! I NEED THAT!!!!"
Everyone stared. O.o
And with that, the mass of rioting fan girls left in a cloud of dust to return to the bowels of hell from whence they came. ^_^
When the dust cleared, Legato could be seen on the floor, rocking back and forth and muttering to himself wearing nothing but boxers with hotdogs on them and a sock. Vash was hiding under a table, with half of his shirt and his boxers. Wolfwood was hiding in the chandelier on the ceiling. Both shoes were gone, but he still has his pants. Meryl looked around.
"Uh...anyone seen Knives?" She asked. There was a small squeak from the corner. There was Knives, hiding behind the bar. He had not been as lucky as the others and was COMPLETELY devoid of clothes. Ah, poor, poor Knivesy. And since this rating is only PG, he was holding a tray over anything that might be considered above the PG rating. He jumped into a random phone booth to change.
Wolfwood pointed and laughed, but of course, the chandelier broke, so he came crashing down on top of Caine.
"......X_X......."
"Whoops, sorry Mime-Boy." Wolfwood said, getting up and dusting himself off. He looked around for his shirt.
"Hey.....where's my shirt?!?!" He yelled.
".......^_^......"
"WHAT D'YOU MEAN YOU SOLD IT TO A FAN GIRL FOR 10 BUCKS?!?!" Wolfwood yelled at Caine.
"..........!!"
"I don't care, Caine! THAT WAS MY LAST SHIRT!!"
".....O.o?...."
"Well, I guess so........."
".........!...."
"It's not like I WANT to walk around all day with no shirt!!!"
"Mr. Wolfwood, I just made some sandwiches." Millie said, smiling. He grinned and they walked off together.
"..................."
"You said it, Caine." Vash agreed.
Wheee! Chapter Three done and done. I have NOTHING against fan girls. I just thought it worked well for this chapter. Hee hee. I'm thinking about a self insert or cameos...or something...cause there's only so much I can do with the Trigun characters...I want to add someone or something new....dunno who or what yet.....please give me an idea. ^_^
Did you like it? ^_^
Did you hate it? -_-
Are you....unsure? .
Leave the comments, please. I'd love to hear from you. *nod nod*
~Pyro~
Pico The Great
Tearron Walker
CaptainMurphysMistress
Saz-2: you reviewed twice, so you get SPECIAL THANKS!! ^_^ *hug*
Disclaimer: I own not one thing from Trigun....except Knives......but then again......that was just a dream......So....yeah I own nothing.
Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon Chapter Three:
Wolfwood shook his wet hair out of his face. He quickly changed and ran off to join the others in a nice game of Strip Poker! So he walked into the bar.
"Ow. Who left this bar here?" He muttered, throwing it aside. Then he walked into the saloon, muttering to himself. (heh........couldn't resist......)
"Vash, if you don't know how to play poker, YOU CAN'T PLAY!" Knives said, sticking out his tongue.
"Meeeerrrryyyllllll......make him stttttooooppppp!" Vash whined. Meryl cracked her knuckles and glared daggers at Knives. Knives gulped.
"W-what do you s-suggest M-meryl?" He asked, petrified of the short, angry woman.
"Vash?" Meryl asked, turning to him. Vash smiled his lovable, dopey grin.
"I wanna play Strip Tag!!" He said, grinning.
"......Strip....tag?...." Knives asked.
"Oh, that sounds fun!" Millie laughed.
"Yeah let's play that!" Legato said.
"Huh?" Wolfwood asked. I mean, he DID just walk in.
"We're gonna play Strip Tag!" Vash exclaimed.
"Oh, I've heard of that!" Wolfwood said.
"You have?!" Vash asked.
".......no......How d'you play?" Wolfwood asked.
"The rules are simple, dear friend. If you get tagged, you must remove an article of clothing and your 'It!'" Vash said.
"So who's it?" Meryl asked.
"I piiiiiick....LEGATO!!" Vash said, running off to the other side of the saloon. Everyone scattered. Legato chased after the nearest person, which happened to be Knivesy!!!.....uh Knives. ^_^
And so he tagged him.
"Damn it." Knives muttered. He wasn't too keen on undressing in front of EVERYONE, so he pulled off a shoe.
"Pfft. Be more daring, Knivesy!" Vash yelled from the corner. Knives glared. Only one thought crossed his mind now: Get Vash. So he chased down his brother.
*POW*
"Owwww! Knivesy! That hurt!!" Vash whined. He took off his trench coat.
"Oh...and *I'm* not daring enough?!?" Knives yelled, running off. Vash turned and spotted Meryl. He GRINNED....in a perverted Vash-type sort of way, of course. Meryl saw this and ran....FOR HER LIFE....er....CLOTHES! But unfortunately no one is a match for The Humanoid Typhoon himself. He jumped in the air and landed directly in front of her, and tagged her shoulder. Then he stood there, waiting for her to take something off.
And of course, she took off her shoe. Then she smacked Vash in the side of the head with it.
"How could you be so cold?...." He asked tearfully. Meryl ignored him and ran off after Wolfwood.
*THUNK*
"Oww....Meryl....you didn't hafta hit me with your shoe!" Wolfwood whined. He pulled off his shirt and ran off after....MILLIE!!
"Mr. Wolfwood, I'm not in the mood for sandwiches right now...." She said when she saw his non-shirt-ness.
"Uh.....your 'It.'" He said tagging her.
"Ooooh." She said taking off her shoe and running after Legato. Suddenly, this story got extremely good budgets and EVERYTHING TURNED SLOW MOTION! Millie jumped into the air and threw her shoe at Legato. But, he leaned back in slow motion, and dodged the shoe in the nick of time!
Audience: Ooooh.....Aaahhhh...
I have an audience?!?!......woah......
Legato (who was now wearing sunglasses in a "Matrix" type way) then flew into the air to meet Millie. After a few moments of heavy Kung-Fu action in which everyone stopped to stare, Legato was tagged. So he took off his overcoat thingy and ran after....Knives again!!!
"I'VE ALREADY BEEN TAGGED!!! LEMME ALOOOOONEEE!!!!" Knives tried to run faster, but was no match for Legato's psychotic speed! He was soon tackled to the ground....ouch...shamed by a human...
"Ow. Legaaaaatooooooo!!" He whined. He took off his other shoe. SUDDENLY a mass of rioting fan girls swarmed into the saloon. They spotted Knives, Legato, Wolfwood and Vash missing some clothing and assumed they *wanted* their clothes ripped off.
Cries of pain from the poor gunmen were heard above the squealing of the fan girls and tearing of clothes.
"IT BURNS!!!"
"MOMMIIIIEEEE!!"
"GYAH! THATS NOT CLOTHES YOU'RE TEARING AT!!!"
"NOT THAT!!! I NEED THAT!!!!"
Everyone stared. O.o
And with that, the mass of rioting fan girls left in a cloud of dust to return to the bowels of hell from whence they came. ^_^
When the dust cleared, Legato could be seen on the floor, rocking back and forth and muttering to himself wearing nothing but boxers with hotdogs on them and a sock. Vash was hiding under a table, with half of his shirt and his boxers. Wolfwood was hiding in the chandelier on the ceiling. Both shoes were gone, but he still has his pants. Meryl looked around.
"Uh...anyone seen Knives?" She asked. There was a small squeak from the corner. There was Knives, hiding behind the bar. He had not been as lucky as the others and was COMPLETELY devoid of clothes. Ah, poor, poor Knivesy. And since this rating is only PG, he was holding a tray over anything that might be considered above the PG rating. He jumped into a random phone booth to change.
Wolfwood pointed and laughed, but of course, the chandelier broke, so he came crashing down on top of Caine.
"......X_X......."
"Whoops, sorry Mime-Boy." Wolfwood said, getting up and dusting himself off. He looked around for his shirt.
"Hey.....where's my shirt?!?!" He yelled.
".......^_^......"
"WHAT D'YOU MEAN YOU SOLD IT TO A FAN GIRL FOR 10 BUCKS?!?!" Wolfwood yelled at Caine.
"..........!!"
"I don't care, Caine! THAT WAS MY LAST SHIRT!!"
".....O.o?...."
"Well, I guess so........."
".........!...."
"It's not like I WANT to walk around all day with no shirt!!!"
"Mr. Wolfwood, I just made some sandwiches." Millie said, smiling. He grinned and they walked off together.
"..................."
"You said it, Caine." Vash agreed.
Wheee! Chapter Three done and done. I have NOTHING against fan girls. I just thought it worked well for this chapter. Hee hee. I'm thinking about a self insert or cameos...or something...cause there's only so much I can do with the Trigun characters...I want to add someone or something new....dunno who or what yet.....please give me an idea. ^_^
Did you like it? ^_^
Did you hate it? -_-
Are you....unsure? .
Leave the comments, please. I'd love to hear from you. *nod nod*
~Pyro~