OMG, a haven't updated for two weeks Oo Sorry, sorry, sorry. My computer was broken. Now I'm baaaaack :D
-What, what, what...!-
by BakaAlchemist
He was going to enter Hermione's room, but instinctively stopped when he heard her voice. Maybe she's not alone?
"Mmm, I love you so much..."
What, what, what, what...!
A giggle.
She's definitely not alone.
"No, don't lick there!" Another giggle.
That's enough. Severus, be a man. Go there, kill that bastard and take your woman back. Or kill her too. Er... no, better stick to the first option.
"You're baaad... really baaad..."
He opened the door violently and came in, holding his wand ready, only to find Hermione sitting on the floor with her what-was-its-name cat on her lap.
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