Well….its been a while…I've had some serious issues with school…I got grounded for getting a C….parents…gyah, they expect too much. Anywho….my chapters will be less frequent and such….because of the grounding…yeah. So, enjoy!
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Happy Hour at the Gunsmoke Saloon
Chapter Four: Mind Control and Vegas
"Ahhhhh! Knivesy, control yourself!" Vash screamed while running downstairs from his psychotic twin. Knives chased after him with a sledge hammer. He was now fully clothed in jeans and a t-shirt. Yes….hard to imagine our dear psychotic Knivesy in such a wardrobe.
"I'm gonna kill you Vash!! It's your fault I have to wear this!! You and your stupid game!!!" Knives swung at Vash, but Vash ducked in the nick of time, so Knives hit the next closest person……E.G. Mine. Of course, the sledge hammer bounced off of E.G's protective armor, so when Vash stood back up, he was met with a very heavy sledge hammer.
"Owwwww!!!" Vash whined, holding his arm. Tears poured from his eyes.
"Knivesy, how could you be so cold?" He cried. Knives, meanwhile, was shaking hands with E.G. Vash started to walk away, but tripped over a chair. The chair hit a table, causing a chain reaction of all the tables to fall, finally knocking Knives over. Of course, the blast was so strong, that he went flying out a window.
"….oh…..shit…." Vash glanced nervously out the window.
"VASH!!!" Knives yelled, bursting in through the doors. He looked slightly deranged and was holding a stick. He ran at his twin, yelling obscenities.
"Knivesy, NO! Remember your therapy!! Your counseling!! Your Anger Management!!" Vash yelled, running back upstairs and away from his insane brother.
E.G was bored. After that highly amusing display of sibling rivalry, he was starting to get bored again. Legato tapped him on the shoulder….well…he tried to. Considering E.G had his shell on, his shoulders were unreachable. So Legato tapped his…armor. No response. He tapped harder. Nothing. He smacked him. No reaction. Legato was getting annoyed. So, he did what any other psycho would do.
He used his mind control!
"E.G, PAY ATTENTION!!" Legato yelled, forcing E.G to spin around. But, his psychic energy was so focused, that he spun E.G a little too fast. He dived out of the way just in time.
So now there was a huge spinning top of DEATH massacring the saloon! I mean, E.G is covered in spikes….if you got hit with him while he was spinning…well, good-bye you.
"Le-ga-to! Stop-me-right-now!" E.G yelled as he spun. He was getting dizzy. Random objects were getting stuck to him. Finally Legato managed to stop him…only after he had maimed a few people, of course.
E.G lay on the floor, feeling as if he were about to vomit. Zazie was hanging from one of the spikes by the back of his shirt.
"Um….a little help here?" A ripping sound and then a thud could be heard. "….never mind…." Zazie muttered from the floor.
Suddenly a high-pitched scream sounded from upstairs, followed by the sound of two people getting smacked. Knives and Vash both ran down the stairs, their faces bright red. They were both muttering apologies to Meryl, who was wearing a bathrobe and chasing them with Knives' stick.
"It was an accident, Meryl!!!" Vash yelled. He was holding his arms over his head as Meryl beat him with the stick. Knives was running around in circles shrieking in the background.
*whack* *whack* *whack*
"Meeeerrryyyylll!!!" Vash whined. Meryl whacked him once more then tackled Knivesy, who screamed even louder.
"Get it off!! GET THE SPIDER OFF!!" Knives shrieked rolling around on the floor. Meryl whacked him with the stick.
"Noooooo!! STICK! WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME?!" Knives cried to his….stick. Meryl smacked him once more, threw the stick on the ground, got up, and went back upstairs muttering to herself. Knives sat huddled on the floor. Vash patted his brother on the arm.
"It's ok, Knivesy….Meryl can get a little scary…" Vash said in a comforting voice.
"A little?! A little scary is you on a bad hair day….but that woman…..IS SCARY BEYOND ALL REASON!" Knives yelled.
"She must join the Gung ho Guns!!" Knives grinned psychotically.
"Master Knives, no! I have three good reasons she can't join us." Legato pleaded. Knives sighed.
"Fine, Legato."
"One: She's friends with Vash. She might turn on us."
"She wouldn't….did you see the way she hurt Vash like that?...heh heh heh…" Knives smirked.
"Two…I can do this!" Legato yelled, doing a flip in midair and balancing himself on one hand.
"Legato…I don't see what that has to do with--" E.G began, but Knives cut him off.
"No no….he's got a point…" Knives muttered.
"And Three…." Legato whispered in Knives' ear. His eyes widened.
"Legato!! That's sick!!" Legato smirked.
"Sick, but true…."
"Ugh….oh….GOD, you can keep her Vash!!" Knives ran off to a corner, twitching and muttering to himself.
"…What the hell did you say to him, Legato?" Vash asked, confused.
"Oh…I just told him about that weekend in Vegas Meryl and I had." Legato said, smirking.
"…..What?!" Vash yelled.
"…heh heh…." Vash twitched.
"MERYL!!!!!" Vash yelled, and ran off up the stairs. Legato laughed to himself.
"……^_^….."
"You said it Caine…" Knives said from the corner, still twitching uncontrollably.
…..I've been stuck in writers block..and I only had a certain amount of time to finish this up….so, sorry if you didn't like it. X_x
Its not one of my favorite chapters….-_-
Review please? ^_^
Pyro