Chapter Two

The Vanishing Glass

When Harry had almost fallen asleep the compartment door opened and one of the redheaded witch's son's walked in. He had enormously long red hair and so many freckles it made some people want to kill themselves. Since his family was so poor he was wearing paper bags as clothes.

"Can I sit with you?" said the boy hopefully. "I'm not contagious anymore."

"No." said Harry.

"TOO BAD!" screamed the boy sitting down. "I'm Ron Weasley by the way. Well… at least I think I am! My family is extremely poor, my dad has an unhealthy habit of eating muggles and my mom is a raving lunatic. I also have many siblings who are just as scary as me. I'm not scary! DO YOU THINK I'M SCARY? WHO ARE YOU?"

"Harry Potter." Said Harry.

"Oh my god!" screamed Ron "The wrestler?"

"NO, GOD DAMNIT!" screamed Harry.

"Oh…" said Ron "Want to see my rat?"

"No" said Harry.

"TOO BAD!" screamed Ron taking a dead rat out of his pocket.

"He's dead." Said Harry.

"I know," said Ron putting the rat back in his pocket. There was a suddenly a large noise as a bushy haired, bucktooth girl barged through the door.

"Have you seen a sloth?" asked the girl in an annoying complainy voice "A boy named Nevelus has lost one."

"Is that it in your paper bag pocket Ron?" asked Harry.

"NO!" yelled Ron. Taking a hairy tuna sandwich out of his pocket. "It's a tuna sandwich!"

"Oh!" said the girl sitting down beside Harry "Are you doing magic?"

"No!" screamed Harry "Who are you?"

"I'm Hermione Granger!" said Hermione "And you're that wrestler who was on Dr. Phil!"

"NO I'M NOT FOOL!" yelled Harry angrily.

"Oh… My mistake" said Hermione "You know, I have been doing a few spells on my own want to see?"

"No" said Harry.

"TOO BAD!" screamed Ron

"Ok here it goes!" Said Hermione waving her wand "Kadefulius!"

Suddenly a time warp appeared in the compartment.

"Well I'm going back in time now to see world war one and three quarters! Bye!" and she jumped in the warp.

'What an annoying unpleasant foolish girl!" remarked Harry.

"NO REMARKING UNDER MY ROOF!" screamed Ron beating Harry on the head with the dead rat who happened to be named Scabbery-Pie until the door opened again. This time it was that unpleasant Malfoy and two very large boys.

"You!" shrieked Malfoy "Don't think I have forgotten about your rudeness in the underwear store!"

"I didn't Malfoy," said Harry unpleasantly

"I didn't think you did Potter" said Malfoy coldly.

"Malfoy" said Harry.

"Potter!" said Malfoy. It went on like this for approximately five hours.

"STOP IT!" screamed Ron.

"Oh! Where are my manners!" said Malfoy "These are my pathetic henchman's, Crabby, and Doily." He pointed to the two large boys behind him.

"Haha!" laughed Ron "They're quite large!"

"Shut up!" yelled Malfoy "And I know who you are! Paper clothes, red hair, and too many freckles! You must be an Andrews!"

"Nope!" said Ron.

"No? A Potley?" asked Malfoy.

"Nope" said Ron.

"A Wetherbee?" asked Malfoy confused.

"Nope!" said Ron.

"Wha-? I give up! Who the heck are you?" asked Malfoy who was getting very angry.

"I'm a Weasley!" said Ron proudly showing Malfoy his ID, which was fake and made out of Kleenex.

"Oh… never heard of them" said Malfoy meanly, he then cast a spell to make the glass in the window vanish "MUAHAHA! Now you will be cold! Crabby, Doily lets get out of here, later Potter, and…uhhh…Weasley"

When they were gone Ron looked at Harry in disgust.

"What a jerk! He didn't even know my name!" said Ron.

"Eek!" yelled Harry who was trying not to fly out the window "Let's go sit somewhere else!"

So Ron and Harry left to find anther seat. They soon found a compartment with Ron's twin brothers in it. Harry knew they were Ron's brothers because they were also wearing paper bags for clothes.

"Harry these are my brothers, Benny and George!" said Ron.

"Ron!" screamed Benny terrified "Do you remember what mom said she'd do to you if you become friends with wrestlers?"

"She said she'd beat you with pitchforks and then ship you off to Ireland to live with the Scottish people." Said George.

"I'M NOT A WRESTLER!" screamed Harry loudly.

"Oh." Said George "Sorry. Odd resemblance."

"Anyways," said Benny "We'd better be going if were going to blow up the girls bathroom with Angelina in it, before it's too late."

"Good Idea!" said George and they left.

'Your brothers seem much less…uh…um…disturbed than you." Said Harry.

"I'M NOT DISTURBED!" screamed Ron hitting Harry with his weapon of choice (his dead rat).

"WE ARE AT HOGWART'S! EVERYBODY GET OFF THE TRAIN OR I'LL KILL YOU!" yelled the train conductor on the loudspeaker.

"Lets go!" said Ron and him and Harry got of the train.

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