Thanks for the reviews! And on the first day as well! Anyway, as you can see, Aurifex, I changed the title. And I know "--", "Oo" and "¬¬" are emoticons, but it's just randomness on the guys parts. Just like Hoho Papa speaking n00b. And O thought "Watch your Effin language" was funny too, pheonix of the sea. That chappie is actually a week old, i just posted it yesterday. From now on, the fic should be updated after the 12:00 FMA episode. Im afraid that Moving In will be made chapter three, so in a week or less we meet more characters. Sorry Lust and Gluttony fans, but Im expanding on the rivalry of the boys, and Hoho Papa's character. Next week definatly! On with the Fic!
Life of a completely F-ed up Alchemist.
Chapter 2: On the Road Again. When are They Not?
"For all of my four-hudred-fifty-seven years, I have NEVER, and I mean NEVER, seen that much blood and gore, and I worked on the madness team!" Hohenheim was in shock. The already crappy city had, in the space of six minutes, become so utterly PWN3D, that even the sand on which it was based was mutilated. Ed and Envy sat in a corner arguing as usual, Hohenheim had no clue how they had managed to find one. Al was at Scar's "Clinic to Regain Sanity and Learn How to Blow Shit the Fuck Up in Shades and a Trench Coat," and Wrath was getting the Oroborus droppings beaten out of him by a wooden spoon that Sloth made Ed transmute. From some poor dudes skull no less.
"Shut up and get some food!" the others yelled (in Wrath's case it was more of a sob), kicking poor Hoho Papa into a McChaos. The man picked up a total of food that amounted to eight hundred Trancs, (The equivelent of $1,500) to find that his family had transmuted food while he was gone. The eldest two sons, apparently involved in some sort of Eating contest, which, Hohenheim mused, Envy would definetly lose, grabbed half the pile each and downed the 750 rice Burgers each in a single bite.
"It's times like this I wish a had just died. Mom always told me not to mess with the natural scheme of life, but no, I had to kick peoples souls out and steal their bodies…"
Next time on "LoaCFA"
Episode 3: Moving In!
Ed: For real this time.
Hoenheim: Sorry for stealing the chapter. In exchange, I will reveal the brand new character appearing in next week's installment. It is
Corey: Gags and Binds Hohenheim. Shut up you Baka!
See Ya!