zOMG so many coolio reviews! YAY! I'm glad everyone likes it!

Long lost sorrow: (blush) thanks. Like I always say, I love making people laugh.

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Faunamon: Yes, I've decided to do the diaries of the rest of the gang as well. I shall call it…The Not So Secret Series! I like the sound of that! Odd's will be called 'A Deco In The Diary' and Yumi's will be 'A Look In The Logbook'. I haven't thought of titles for Jeremy and Aelita yet, suggestions are welcome.

…I should stop blabbing now and bring you the story now, huh?

Monday January 12th

Sun shining like a big…er…warmey planet on fire thing. Yesssssss!

Oh crud! I was going to talk to Yumi today!

4.00 p.m Aww, how cute, Odd said she was looking for me. …wait…OH DAMNIT!

4.45 p.m Finally settled the manner. She asked me why I was acting so shy and I told her I was just under a lot of stress. She bought it, yay. I really wonder why Yumi worries about me so much. Yet it feels so obvious…

Tuesday January 13th

Huzzah! It's raining like hell and I got a crapload of homework today!

Life really sucks sometimes. This possibly couldn't get any wor

Wednesday January 14th

Well whoopty freakin' yay. Yesterday a bit of the ceiling fell down. Conveniently on my head. It hurts…waa…

I'm in the infirmary right now. Yumi came to see me a little while ago. She's always really nice to me…hmm…

Does that mean she…?

No, no, no, and triple no with tomatoes and strawberries. That piece of plaster has literally gone to my head.

6.00 p.m Ow.

7.00 p.m Double ow.

Thursday January 15th

I was OK to go to school today. Most of the teachers let me off with the no-homework-thingy. Some wanted me to have it for the next day. Bleh.

The absotootly GREATEST thing about today was that I have to wear some silly bandage wrap on my head as the plaster scraped quite a bit.

And. Everyone. Laughed. Like. Hell.

I hate medical care and its disadvantages.

Friday January 16th

I asked Yumi after school if I looked silly with the bandage. She was going to say something until I got dragged off to the infirmary to get it taken off.

HUZZAH! NO LONGER SHALL I LOOK LIKE SOME…PART MUMMY…THINGY.

Afterwards, Yumi said she wasn't going to say anything about the bandage until William trotted over and told us about some party he was having at his house.

I hope the ceiling falls on his head. But then Yumi said, 'Sounds fun! Want to come, Ulrich?'

How could I decline some almost-quality time with my…erm…'closest friend'?

5.12 p.m I can't decide between the Quiksilver shirt and the Element shirt.

30 seconds later I NEED TO PICK, LIKE, SOON?

30 more seconds later Went with the Element shirt.

Another 30 seconds later Where are my shoes?

Yet ANOTHER 30 seconds later Found 'em! William the Bastard's party ahoy!

1.00 a.m Well, I knew William would do something stupid. He tried to pierce his ear with a thumbtack and nearly got blood poisoning, thus he had to be sent to hospital.

Yumi thinks he's dead brave. I think he's dead stupid.

Saturday January 17th

William's back. He came to see Yumi this afternoon.

Haha, stupid William. What kind of an idiot would savage his ear with a thumbtack? Honestly.

'The doctor said I'll be ok, s'long as I change the bandage every day.'

'Does it really hurt?'

'Not that much.'

BLARF.

'I can't believe you didn't get your ear amputated or something dumb like that…'

'Don't worry, I'm fine. Trust me.'

DOUBLE BLARF. I wouldn't trust William with a 5-foot rake.

Sunday January 18th

Is it just me or is Yumi hanging out with William more than me?

I WANT ROYALTIES AND JUSTICE HERE!

Monday January 19th

Went around with a really sad face. Most people noticed, some laughed.

Yumi noticed this and was- yepperz, worried.

It was lunch break and I was wandering around the grounds, eventually finding my friends in our normal bench spot. (sad face still active)

That was when Jeremie and Aelita ran off while Odd claimed that he had do 'go find…someone's…thing' before also running off.

Yumi used this chance to talk to me.

'Are you feeling ok, Ulrich?'

'Why do you ask?'

'Well…' She stumbled and looked away. Hmm.

'…I just noticed you looked a bit…you know…depressed.'

She's so pretty when she's sympathetic…

'Depressed? No! Well, not really…'

'Why? Is something wrong?'

She placed her hand on my shoulder.

..STOP IT WITH THE REDNESS MR FACE PLZ!

'N-n-n-no…no-nothing's wrong.'

'Sure?'

'Ye- I mean, yeah.'

Yumi thought for a bit and then walked away.

I miss her already. It's only been…5 minutes.

Real sad Ulrich. Real sad…

Tuesday January 20th

Yumi's really acting concerned nowadays. She's always watching me…with those beautiful hazel eyes…

And that's when my poetic thoughts ate my memory span.

…what was I doing again?

3.10 p.m Still can't remember.

Wednesday January 21st- Officially dubbed by meh: Annoying Sissi Day

I'm considering that axe idea even more.

Sissi is really grinding my gears.

Went bookhunting again, tralalalala. Bought a dictionary. I shawl haf speleeng meesteaks kno moor!

Thursday January 22nd

Measured my pinkie out of boredom. It is 7 ½ cm long.

Friday January 23rd

Class today was fun for once.

…ok, so somebody randomly throwing apples everywhere isn't exactly academically fun…

Odd almost ran off with my diary again.

Dictionary Attack!

Saturday January 24th

I went and played soccer with Odd today. Yumi was watching from the stands.

She kept staring at me…it was kinda creepy.

When I stopped, she looked away and started whistling. I passed the ball to Odd and then she was staring at me again.

'Yumi! Any reason why you're staring at me?'

She stuttered and then ran off.

Weird.

Sunday January 25th

Yumi is really acting strange. I called her but when I said 'hi' she hung up.

I don't get it.

Went to see Aelita and Jeremie. But when I opened the door they were sitting on Jeremie's bed, in the middle of a huge makeout session.

I slammed the door shut and they didn't even notice. Ergh…I feel weird after bursting in…

Odd was back in our dorm, I asked him where he had been all day.

He didn't look like he was in a good mood, all I heard was 'acorns' and 'detention'.

Le sigh. Poor Odd.

Monday January 26th

Déjà vu much? Now Yumi's avoiding me exactly as I did about 2 weeks ago. I went looking for her after school.

I saw her dash into the forest after the bell rang, so I followed her.

No sign.

'Oh Yumi-chan,' I said in a sing song voice, 'Ulrich's been looking for you…'

What made me say that I do not know.

No response.

'Fine, if you insist…'

Then I used my best impersonation of me being attacked.

'GLACK! SOMEONE…HELP…XANA…AHHH!' I threw random branches around for good measure.

Then lo and behold, Yumi dashed out of a nearby tree and zipped over.

'Hang on Ulrich, I'm coming!'

'GLACK! PAIN! HURT! MORE PAIN!'

The stupid adrenaline in me made me run around like mad for some reason. Adrenaline is weird, like hot dogs.

Then- I don't know how to react to this- we ended up slamming face first into each other. And it just happened to be our mouths.

We fell over and she landed on top of me. I have no idea how long we lay there, lips locked and staring at each other.

It was…it was…I CAN'T DESCRIBE IT!

Well, yes I can. WOOHOO! YEAH!

Eventually she got up and brushed herself off. Man, she was blushing like mad.

The way Yumi was looking at me, I must have been the same.

'Uhh…'

More staring at each other. Zzzz…

'Sorry…'

'It's alright…'

Then she walked away without a word.

…

What happened there?

Tuesday January 27th

Me and Yumi didn't say anything to each other all day. Odd, Jeremie and Aelita aren't very observant.

Wednesday January 28th

Scratch that, they're starting to notice.

D'aww crap, they're coming over now. Aelita's dragging Yumi along with them.

3.05 p.m The conversation consisted of this:

'Alright you guys. Something's up, and we want to know RIGHT NOW!' Odd commanded. He reminds me of an army general sometimes.

'Don't tell me you guys are fighting?' said Jeremie, sounding like he knew he was right. Well boohoo, he wasn't.

Aelita just looked concerned and didn't say anything.

Yumi looked anywhere but at me. 'We're not fighting you guys. Why would we fight after what happened yesterd-'

She clapped her hand over her mouth. Stupid stupid stupid!

Odd raised his eyebrows. 'What happened yesterday then, hmm?'

Crap.

'Well…we…er…' I couldn't think of an excuse,. Neither could Yumi, by the sound of it.

Yeah, we HAD to blush…

'OOOH! YOU DID, DIDN'T YOU?' Odd squealed, a huge grin on his face.

The dictionary and him will become very close this evening.

'What exactly did we do then?' said Yumi, still blushing. Guah. I hate emotions.

'Let's see…you and Ulrich went and had a huge makeout session in the forest?'

'WHAT THE HELL- NO!'

'Sure.'

'Odd, we talked. That's it.'

'So that's what they call it now…'

'Hey, where's Ulrich?'

True. I'd ran off at one point and returned. Armed.

'Present.'

'Where were you?'

'Just getting a little something.'

Then I turned to Odd and brought out the dictionary with an evil smirk on my face.

'SURPRISE!'

'AHHH!'

Yumi, Jeremie and Aelita burst out laughed as I chased him around with the dictionary.

'PH33R THE GRAMMAR POWER!'

'ULRICH, STOP! PLEASE!'

Hehe! Chasing Odd with a dictionary is fundefunfun!

Thursday January 29th

Today was just another average day. I didn't get to see any of the others all day for some reason…

Friday January 30th January

It's nice talking to Yumi like I normally did again. Yes, we haven't forgotten that special Monday afternoon.

But still, life is sweet…

Saturday 31st January

Screw that! Mrs Mayer popped up out of nowhere and gave me extra homework for some reason!

LIFE SUCKS!

Lalala, I added a little U/Y fluff in there to mix the plot a little.

'Come For The Stories. Stay For The Pie.'

And that's my slogan! Well…maybe not. Reviews make the author happy!