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Oh. My. Ducking. God. School's over.

Which means…

FUNDEFUNFUN UPDAAATES! Wearing earphones is weird…

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…well, here?

Sunday February 1st

Woo! It's a new month, a new day, the sun's shining, and I'm alive!

…so?

At least all that damn homework is done.

Monday February 2nd

I keep getting the feeling as if I'm being watched.

Maybe it's that squirrel Pocky that's been in my nightmares. Or maybe I am going insane.

…SHOEZ!

Tuesday February 3rd

I'm really starting to worry about myself. Odd randomly came up and said 'Think of a random letter, quick!'

And I said 6.

…

Wednesday February 4th

What do you think is better, carrying stuff around all day or going to class?

Try and guess! C'mon! It's easy!

Wait, why am I writing this? Diaries don't ta- uhh, feel.

This has been a load of random stuff, so I should get rid of it.

But I've been using a pen and I've ran out of Tippex.

Umm…

…I'll put something here worthwhile.

Sissi is a total slut and will hopefully disintegrate on my next birthday.

Thursday February 5th

Hehe, today was fun. Emily was wandering around the school with a cat hat on her head.

Besides that, I saw Yumi for the first time in forever today. So much for getting over our little incident.

As soon as we looked as each other, Blush City.

Odd's getting fed up.

'Honestly! Once you two are within 5 feet of each other you're as red as a pair of cherries. Next time, let me know in advance. Then I'll know to wear those 'sunglasses' I attempted to make when I was 5.'

He tried to make a what when he was 5?

10.30 p.m Found out what the 'sunglasses' looked like. It was a pair of paper glasses with black paper where the lenses should be. You've never be able to see through them.

Maybe I'll morph it onto Sissi's face if I bother Jeremie enough and watch her fall over stuff.

Nah. Tempting, but ne.

Friday February 6th

Woke up thinking is was Christmas this morning.

Even Odd found it funny.

Saturday February 7th

I declare today 'Prance-Around-And-Make-Yourself-Look-Like-An-Idiot' Day!

Well, I was in a hyper mood today, so I said hello to everyone at school. Minus the teachers.

Sissi was the lucky one. I threw my shoe at her face. Haha!

After that I climbed up one of the trees and deliberately fell down about 7 times.

Oh the stares!

Yumi came along after I fell down the twelfth time. She got me onto my feet and dragged me to my dorm.

'Are you alright today?' she asked me.

I shook my head.

'No worries.'

Then I raised my arms in the air and screamed:

'IT WAS FUN!'

Sunday February 8th

No bloody fair! Yumi told Odd what happened yesterday so he locked me in our room!

They're both evil. Everyone is! Even that plant is evil!

…what am I writing? If Yumi thinks this will dampen my insanity she's got a snowball's chance in hell.

3.00 p.m Tralalalala.

3.01 p.m Lala.

3.06 p.m PURPLE SUBMARINE! YEAH!

4.00 p.m Woke up on the floor with Odd's underwear on my head. I really don't want to know what happened.

There was a knock on the door.

'HELLO!' I said.

'…guess nothing happened?'

'Yumi, come in! I can't exactly make company with a desk, two beds, a plant, the floor and the ceiling.'

Eventually there was a click in the lock and she opened the door slowly.

'Hi.' She said with a small wave.

'Hey.'

Yumi sat down beside me on the floor.

'Sooo…'

I desperately tried to think of what to talk about.

'You remember what happened when, you know…'

Nice one. She was blushing again.

'We…we, um, in the forest?'

'Yeah, that.'

'What about it?'

OK, real smart. I couldn't exactly say 'It was the most awesome thing ever and I want to do it again and again and again and again AND AGAIN AND AGAIN TIL I'M REALLY FAT AND HAVE A PET PARROT NAMED JIMJIMJIMMYJAROO'

My wrist hurts. Sob.

'Ummm…'

Yumi looked at me. 'Did you really mean that…that…'

'Feeling-wise? No.'

She looked sad. Like a puppy. I kick them! No, not really.

Haha, I really got her there.

'I-I-I thought…'

'I really really meant it.'

She stared at me with…umm…something, in her eyes. It definitely wasn't feathers.

'You mean…'

I nodded my head. Now I was blushing.

Y'know, I never though I'd be the sort of person who'd go all smoochy…

…holy crap, I've gone to 'Slang-A-Lang-Agogo Land'.

All I remember is closing my eyes, although when I woke up in Yumi's arms with a numb feeling in my lips I nearly fainted again.

I felt like a kitten in her arms, but I like kittens.

Yumi reminds me of a kitten. With black, soft fur-

AHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!

Monday February 9th

Well, after a few beans over the head with a lamp, I left 'It's Time For Doctor Doolittle Land' and straight to 'My-Head-Hurts-Like Hell' this morning.

It's nice that I don't have to be so…so…dramatic, when talking to Yumi about our relationship.

D'you think I could stuff three earplugs into my ear at once?

Tuesday February 10th

I just remembered I have a plant in my room. I don't remember watering it…

Unless Odd pours leftover soda in it. But knowing the stuff Odd consumes, it'd be dead by now.

A gigantic Venus flytrap would be fun to have. Imagine all the things I could do with it…

(Current mental image of me taking over the world) No, not that bad.

(Current mental image of me hitting people with it) That defines the purpose, I might as well get a tree.

Can't think. Need sleep. Zzzz…

Wednesday February 11th

We studied ants again in Biology. It was funny, seeing them scuttle around everywhere.

Odd was saying all sorts of things that he didn't say before.

'Wow, look at that! How could they ever share what they eat?'

My head hurts.

'I mean, they may be puny ants but I've seen on TV how they eat…'

TV and food. Without those, Odd would die. (kind of like me without…umm…air I guess?)

Blender!

Thursday February 12th

I found a frog today! YAY!

I shall call him…umm…

FROGGY! No, that's stupid…

I asked Yumi 'what would be a good name for a pet frog?'.

The look on her face was priceless.

'…why?'

'Just wondering! Doesn't matter!'

Aww, how cute, the frog was still there. I'll take him to my room and put him in a box and love him forever and and and-

…

I sound like a 6 year old.

Eventually I brought a box out to where I found him and put him inside.

He was funny, the way he just slowly swept around it.

Brr, it was cold though. I brought a small blanket for him as well.

What do frogs eat again?

Friday February 13th

I had a nightmare. It was absolutely terrifying. You'd wet yourself with fright.

XANA had taken over Steve.

This will forever stain my soul.

I brought Steve to a pond nearby after school. He had a snack and then I put him back.

It's nice being loved by a frog.

Saturday February 14th

I'm debating over whether or not I should tell Yumi about Steve.

She might think I'm an idiot and break up with me! NOOO!

That will not happen! IT WILL NOT HAPPEN!

I'm gonna go get a soda.

7.00 p.m Showed Yumi Steve, and she actually thought he was cute! Score! Chicks dig the animal lovers.

Odd said that once. Which probably means it isn't true.

Trampoline, trampoline, jumping on a trampoline. Nananananana….

Sunday February 15th

Does it count being a pervert if you look at someone's feet?

I think it is. Now my hormones are insane.

HELP ME GOD, HELP ME!

Monday February 16th

Must. Stop. Staring. At. Feet.

…

It's progressed to Yumi's back. When will this end?

Tuesday February 17th

Had a panic attack this morning because Steve wasn't in his box. Odd didn't understand.

'What's the matter, Ulrich? You look as if your leg fell off and a ladybird came out.'

His vocabulary ceases to amaze me.

'My pet frog disappeared this morning!'

He stared.

'You. Bed.' And then he pushed me onto my bed.

'But-'

'I'll say you're sick. Good day.'

Then he left.

What is this, 'Lock-Ulrich-In-His-room Week'? I should stop making up places and holidays…

5.00 a.m Had a weird dream about being chased by a key.

Wednesday February 18th

Nearly burst the door down this morning to get some food. Odd's little experiment occurred a lot of hunger.

It was strange beating Odd to the cafeteria for once. Oh well, more for me.

My art homework is to draw an animal. SOB!

Thursday February 19th

Huzzah! I found Steve!

Oddly enough, he was in my sulking tree.

D'aww.

I drew him while he sat on a branch. This should definitely be worth an A I hope.

Friday February 20th

My friends are staying well away from me.

Is it my hair?

Saturday February 21st

Maybe it's my nose…I have a big nose…

Sunday February 22nd

I GOT IT! IT'S MY CLOTHES!

…that's just stupid. Pull it together, pull it together…

Monday February 23rd

Yumi and I went for a walk in the park after school. She seemed to be the one to not stay away from me as much.

'How's Steve?'

'He's fine. …why are the other guys staying away from me as if I had some contagious disease?'

'They think something's wrong with you.'

'Like…'

'Well…'

I love messing with people's heads.

But Yumi seemed a bit scared to answer.

'You can tell meee…I am the magic listener with free gold for all!'

'Nice day, isn't it?'

Oh well.

Tuesday February 24th

Yumi managed to convince the others to talk to me again. Hooray!

Aelita's stopped reading every five seconds. Especially since the 'Banbury Cheese' incident.

She's not the only one who's practically stopped reading.

Maybe I could take up drawing. Drawing Steve was fun.

…maybe I'll stick with reading. A career of drawing frogs doesn't sound very…um…

Promising.

Wednesday February 25th

Is this year a leap year? My brain's melted too much to do the math.

…hehe, leap…Steve…frogs…

Thursday February 26th

Well today was interesting. Very windy.

Enough to make a tree branch smack Jeremie's face.

It sounds funny, but it looked painful. Aelita nearly burst into tears.

Aw.

And I gots an A! YAYYY FOR STEVE!

Friday February 27th

It's Friday once again, tralala.

And today's been great. What could possibly happen next?

Oh great. Odd just burst in on a random sugar high. Huzzah.

'MILKMILKMILK!'

'Hello.'

'ZIMZIMZIMZIMZIMMITYZOOMZAMDOG.'

'Yes.'

'Fish is good! Fish is great! I want fishies on my plate!'

'No thanks.'

And then he left.

I should write a book. 'How To Translate The Random Blabber Of A Crazy Person In Five Easy Steps.'

Saturday February 28th

This is the second time I've had a dream with Bob Marley hitting me over the head with a banjo.

Dear God. I sound like Odd.

Sunday February 29th

Well whodda thunk it? It is indeed a leap year.

..or is it?

CRAP! It's not!

Oh well.

Nobody's perfect.

…except the mice. Mice like cheese.

Aren't you lucky you got a full month? yay. :3

After 5-6 weeks later, I finally got my manga drawing set! w00t!

Which means drawing, drawing and more drawing! I've drawn my OCs and what I look like on Lyoko. It fun!

Which means, quite frankly, I'm going to get some fanfic scenes drawn. I already have a few from AOAOSK.

Enough of my rambling, merry Christmas to all! (don't ask why there's a frog in this chapter)