Disclaimer- same thing I said in chapter one...(sigh)

A/N: Thanks to those who reviewed, and I'll try not to have it make too much sense.

On with the show

Ch.2

They're gone... or are they?

Dumbledor spun in a circle. "Where is Harry?", he said, still spinning. "I'm right here, Professor", said Harry, pulling off his wig, tears going down his face. "Oh, there you are", Dumbledor stopped spinning and tried to walk to Harry, but he stumbled over his robes because he was dizzy. When he finaly got over to Harry, he patted his shoulder. "It's all right, Harry," he said, seriously, still holding his sucker, "we all sopport your decision to change yourself", he nodded at the dress and Harry's newly found boobies.

"They're not real, Professor", he frowned. "Well, I didn't think they were", Dumbledor agreed, "otherwise you wouldn't have had to have your change". "ARG!", Harry yelled in anger, throwing off his dress and the bra with the oranges, "I didn't get a sex change!".

Dumbledor nodded. "Well then," he went on, "I'm sure you noticed that both Sirius and Remus have fallen behind the Vile". At this, Harry burst out into tears and callapsed to the floor. "They're gone, Harry", Dumbledor said over his cries, "just like your mum and dad. Just like the bird I hit on my way here. Just like yesterday. Just like this bug," he squishes a bug next to Harry's head. "Hmmmmm... what else is gone?...Oh, heres a bright one, just like Voldemort!". (A/N: I know Dumbledor sounds mean but it's just a joke and he is not thinking before talking)

Harry looked up, "I guess you're right", he sniffed.

Then, out of nowhere, a huge bang erupted and smoke filled the room. "Gods, Ron!", came Hermione's voice, "what do you say?". "It wasn't me that time!", Ron's voice yelled, "I swear!". "Did anyone notice," came the dreamy voice of Luna, "that the room is filled with smoke?". "Thank you, captin obvious!", Ginny yelled, then a smack was heard. "Ouch!", Neville whined, "what was that for?". "Sorry, I thought you were Luna", Ginny said truthfully.

"Is it just me," came a new voice, yet it was still firmiliar, "or is there more people besides us in here?". "You really are stupid, Padfoot", Harry knew that voice, but it couldn't be. It sounded like James Potter when he'd been Harry's age. And the other had sounded like Sirius, then... "I dropped my chocolate bar!", that sounded like Lupin. "It's okey, Remus," that sounded like teenage Lily, "I have one you can have". "Thanks, Lily", Lupin sounded happier now.

Dumbledor whispered a charm and a giant vacume came out of nowhere and sucked up all the smoke.

Everyone gasped, except Luna, who was busy beeping her own nose for her amusment.

In the middle of the room stood four teenagers. Four teenagers who looked like young Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter and Lily (now) Evans when they were almost sixteen. Lily looked wildly around, "are we dead?". "Not anymore", Ron mumbled, and Hermione stepped on his foot.

"No," said Dumbledor, "you are not dead. You were simply... uh... um... SLEEP WALKING! Yes, you were sleep walking", he looked very proud of himself. "Okey, Professor", Lily nodded happily, "but who are they?", she pointed to Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, and Bellatrix, who was huddled in the floor, sucking her thumb at the thought of all the Ferbies that awaited her.

"Why does he look like James?", Lupin said curiously. James went over to Harry, who had gotten to his feet, and examined his face. They were about half an inch apart. "You are a good looking devil, arn't you?", he grinned, "just like me. But you should do this," he ruffled Harry's hair. Lily rolled her eyes. "This is Harry... uh", Dumbledor had to think again, "Harry... um... Pooter! Yes, thats it. And he's your fifth cousin, three times removed, on your father's side", another proud look.

"Nice to meet you", James smiled at Harry. "Same here", Harry nodded. "Those two ugly mates over there are Sirius Black and Remus Lupin", they nodded, "and that beautiful creature over there is Lily Evans". A shoe hit James in the head, complements of Lily, who had taken it from Sirius' foot.

Harry introduced every one except Bellatrix, who Dumbledor said was his new Ferbie friend.

"How do we get out of here?", Ron asked. "Well, of course, Ronald", Hermione sighed, "we go through the wall". She ran full speed at the wall and... smacked into it. "Owie", she squeaked. "Or we use the door", Ginny suggested, gesturing to the door. "Well, if you want to take the easy way out", Hermione grumped. James ran to the door and tried to pull it open, the handle turned, but it wouldn't open. "Why won't it open?", he grunted, both feet on the door, pulling the doornob.

"YOU BROKE IT!", Lily screeched, kicking James in the but then pouncing on him, pulling his hair, "I'll rip your head off!". "No need to do that, Lily", Remus pulled her off and shoved some chocolate in her mouth. "Better?", he smiled at her. "Mmhmm", Lily nodded slowly.

"Did it ever occur to you," Sirius said, "to turn the handle the other way?". He did so, and the door opened. Everyone shrugged. Dumbledor threw Bellatrix over his shoulder, (don't know how he managed it). "Follow me", he said bravely, leading the way out of the door. They went out of the Ministry, down the streets of London, past the hobo peeing on the wall, through Paris. It wasn't until they were hacking their way through the wilds of Africa that Lily spoke. "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore, Todo", she said to her leaf, which she named Todo. "We don't live in Kansas", the leaf said and smacked her in the face and blew away in the wind. "Perhaps we should just use a port-key", Dumbledor grunted, still carrying Bellatrix over his shoulder.

He pointed his wand at a stick and said some kind of spell. Everyone grabbed it and they were spinning off to Hogwarts.

When they landed, they stood in front of the school.
"Home sweet home", Dumbledor sighed, and they began to walk up to the castle.

Well there it is. Chapter two. You know the drill R/R

Until next chapter

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