Disclaimer-not mine, never will be (sadly), too bad, so sad

Once again I cannot spell so please excuse my spelling mistakes, I do not have spell check

On with the story

What new students?

Dumbledor leads them into the school, still carrying Bellatrix. Though as they pass Hagrid's vegie patch, he threw her down, crying out "carrots! I love carrots!". He ran and began trying to pull up one of the huge carrots.

"I think he's finaly lost it", James whispered to Sirius, and Lily smacked him again. He rubs his head, grinning, "you know you love me". She rolled her eyes and stomps off toward the castle.

"Smooth, Prongs", Remus giggles, "you really won her over". James lunged for him and he began running towards the school, James still hot on his heels, Sirius not far behind.

Luna shrieks and screams, running in circles. "The dust bunnies are coming! I knew it! We must get an enormus pool of green jello to protect us! I'll go find one! Don't worry!", she adds running in the direction of the quidditch pitch, "I'll save us all!".

"Hey!", Harry whined, "it's my job save everyone!" He crossed his arms and pouted like a little three year old boy. "She's stealing my thunder! I should be finding the pool of jello! And everyone knows dust bunnies hate blue jello, not green!"

Hermione puckers her lips and pinches Harry's cheek. "Hey, mister grumpy butt", she says in a voice like she is talking to a baby, "when life gets you down, you know what you gotta do? Just keep reading!". She whips out a copy of 'Theres a Monster at the End of This Book', starring 'Furry loveable Grover from Sesime street'. "This is one of my favorite books of all time. It always makes me smile". She hands it to Harry. Who looks at it and sniffs.

"Thank you, Hermione", he smiled.

"YES!" Dumbledor yelled, finaly succeding in pulling out one of the monster sized carrots. "It's mine! All mine! Mwhahahahahahahahahahaha". A cute little bunny hops over and sniffs the carrot. "NO!" he yelled, holding the carrot over his head, "it's mine I tell you! Back, Demon Bunny!" He ran toward the castle, tripping over his beard multiple times.

Ginny looked around. Ron was beeping his nose for his amusement, Hermione was sitting on the ground with Harry reading the book to him, making different voices, even though the only one who talks in the book is Grover. 'Am I the only sane person in this school?' she thinks to herself. She looks over to the lake where some boys were skinny dipping. She looks over to the Forbidden Forest and sees Pansy Parkinson poking a flesh-eating slug with as stick, giggiling to herself. 'Yep,' she decided, 'I alone, Ginny Weasley, am the one truly sane person in this school'... she then jumps onto a boulder and stands like wonder woman. "I am Ginny Weasley, hear me roar!" she smirks down at her friends, "bow to me! Kiss my feet! Draw my bathwater! Clip my toe nails!(A/N: sorry I couldn't resist)"

Harry, Ron and Hermione look up at her. "Now that I have your attention", she frowns, "we should get to dinner about now". They all agreed and the four friends started toward the castle.

Hermione stops suddenly, "where's Neville?" she asks.

In the wilds of Madagasscar:

Neville stands in the middle of a clearing, terrified. Animals could be coming from anywhere. "This really sucks", he squeaks.

Back at Hogwarts:

"I think he went to dinner already", Harry said.

They all shrugged and continued walking. When they reached the Great Hall, they saw Dumbledor sitting at his seat, the huge carrot steaming on a plate in front of him. As they took their seats by James, Sirius, Remus and Lily, everyone was starring at them.

"What are they looking at?", Lily whispered to Ginny, "do I have something in my teeth? Or sticking out of my head! Oh my God! Was I stabbed with a Fluffy Bunny Sword of Doom?"

"Nnnnnnnnnnoooooooo", Ginny shook her head. She'd really thought Harry's mother would be smarter then this.

Dumbledor stood up. "First of all," he called out, "we have four new students in Gryffendor, whoes names are not important. Professor Umbrige is to be resigned, and a good friend of mine will be taking over her position", he gestured to his left... a giant Furby.

"You happy see me? Hmm?" it said.

"Of course we are", Dumbledor smiled, "and in other news... Voldemort is dead, and we're all free! Now, shut up and let me enjoy my carrot". He sat down and dug into his food.

"What new students?", James said, looking around.

I know this was a shorter chapter, but I have to write a short story for my English class. Please R/R